Chapter 539 Yang Shuishen
"Menis, your heart beats a lot faster. You are so timid."
Yang Xuan dragged Menis's butt and said carelessly.
"Including this time, I have been bombed by nuclear bombs three times since I met you. I have been unlucky for three lifetimes, but..." Menis became very angry when he mentioned it.
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"But what..."
“It’s quite exciting.”
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"Are you talking human language? Exciting? Sometimes I really can't understand you people. This is a nuclear bomb. You thought it was a bungee jump. If you are not careful, you will die." Yang Xuan said speechlessly.
Although the two of them were talking to each other, Yang Xuan kept moving and returned to the castle soon. However, as he had just arrived, the sight he saw made everyone feel embarrassed.
Of course, Menis is not the only female member of the Satanic Army. There are women not only in the cultivator group, but also in the mage group. When Yang Xuan ran into the hall with Menis on his back, he saw the crowd gathered because of the sound of nuclear explosions.
"You, when did you get together?" Seeing Yang Xuan naked and carrying Menis on his back, Lan Niu couldn't help but stutter.
Everyone also started pointing at Yang Xuan.
Oh, let me go. Yang Xuan threw Menis down, took out some simple clothes from the storage space, and put them on.
Yang Xuan's current mood is like that of a sunken husky. Why did he pay so much attention when he ran back? Menis was well protected by himself. He was not injured and even his clothes were not damaged. As for Yang Xuan, there were only a few strips of cloth left on his body.
There was nothing else. Plus, it was filled with dust. The sweat on my face was mixed with the dust. At first glance, I thought a savage had jumped out of nowhere.
After Menis got up from the ground, he explained what happened to everyone. After everyone listened to Yang Xuan's glorious deeds, they all took a few steps back towards Yang Xuan. Even Carlos looked paralyzed.
He twitched his eyes and moved to the side.
"Now, let me tell you, Yang Xuan is a nuclear bomb madman. This is 100 million tons. If we use this when we meet, I'm afraid there won't be many people left in our army." As soon as this happened, Huang Mao jumped immediately.
When it came out, it seemed that what happened to Yang Xuan just confirmed Huang Mao's words.
While everyone was noisily talking to Yang Xuan, Master Chongming came out and asked carefully
Looking at Yang Xuan's face, I couldn't help but feel a little lost.
While everyone was chatting, Yang Xuan also noticed that Master Chongming seemed to be looking at him with a dull expression, which made him feel hairy all over.
"Master Chongming, if you stare at me with that look, I promise to beat the shit out of you, believe it or not." Yang Xuan, who felt uncomfortable being stared at, couldn't help but have a thought appear on his head.
Tic Tac Toe.
Master Chongming was obviously frightened by Yang Xuan's words. His thin arms and legs were not strong enough for Yang Xuan to hit him. He hurriedly stopped and said, "I, I didn't mean to stare at you. You have
I didn’t realize that you’ve been memorizing a lot lately.”
It was just nonsense, and he almost died from memorizing it, but Yang Xuan shouted to everyone who was chatting, to confirm whether he had really memorized it.
"Everyone, please be quiet. I'm asking you something. Do you think I can recite it recently?"
As soon as Yang Xuan finished speaking, the hall became quiet now, the atmosphere became weird, and everyone's eyes became weird.
"Well, Yang Xuan, you seem to have really straightened your back recently." Lan Niu said angrily.
"It's really hard to remember."
"I've never seen anyone carry it harder than you."
"Haha, if Menis hadn't said it, I wouldn't have known Yang Xuan carried it like this."
Even Carlos nodded unconsciously, as if he was convinced.
Yang Xuan covered his forehead and said, "Master Chongming, it's up to you. Do you know how to read faces?"
"Alas, fortune telling is of no use. Practitioners are always going against nature. When they reach a certain level, how can they just do it? But I got a book of exercises earlier and I can try to help you.
Let’s make some calculations.” Master Chongming proudly touched his chin, with an expression as if you’d better come and beg me soon.
Until Master Chongming entered the main god space, he has never met anyone more powerful than Yang Xuan. The most terrifying thing is that even some BOSS-level experts in the mission world, Master Chongming does not think Yang Xuan
He would be afraid of the other party and let such a strong man owe him a favor. This is quite cost-effective compared to buying and selling.
"Then let's deduce it. Don't worry. As long as you are in the same world from now on, I will protect you." Yang Xuan patted his chest. Although he didn't think much about it, he still knew how to deal with the world.
Hearing that Yang Xuan was a good person, Master Chongming took his time.
He raised his left hand, pointed his thumb at his index finger, and began to calculate quickly.
Master Chongming initially closed his eyes with a relaxed expression, but as time passed, sweat began to appear on Master Chongming's forehead, and his face gradually became uncomfortable.
"Oh~~~" After a long time, Master Chongming opened his eyes with a tired look on his face.
"How's it going? Is there any way to change the situation?" Yang Xuan looked at Master Chongming and kept rubbing his hands. This bad luck didn't know when it would end. It wouldn't kill anyone, but it was quite disgusting.
"Alas~~ I really can't do anything. You must have too much karma. You should be more careful when you go to other worlds in the future. There are ways~~~~ Haha, I don't have enough ability." Chongming went up.
The man panted and smiled bitterly.
Master Chongming originally wanted to help Yang Xuan solve this problem of bad luck, but after some calculations, he realized that even if he knew what was going on, he couldn't help him. Now the favor was only half the advantage, and Yang Xuan
The karma on his body has turned from empty to real. The karma caused by tens of billions of intelligent beings dying in vain is definitely not something Yang Xuan can bear, but Yang Xuan has nothing to do now. Well~~~ of course, except for bad luck.
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"Tch, it looks like it's serious. Why are you trying to scare people?"
"Brother, I can see that your bad luck is caused by karma, but~~~you must have too much karma. I really can't do anything." Master Chongming shook his head and could only tell the truth.
said.
After working on it for a long time, it still can't be solved. Yang Xuan's bad temper has come up. If it can't be solved, then don't solve it. Isn't there a saying that is good? If it doesn't work, I will see how unlucky it can be and how bad the situation can be.
Thinking of this, Yang Xuan patted Master Chongming on the shoulder to tell him not to care, and then went to the rooftop. After all, the Red Queen said that the continental plate had begun to collapse, so he had to go and observe it, and he would dodge in about time.
People.
But after Yang Xuan went up, Master Chongming immediately took out a jade bottle from the storage space, pulled out the stopper, poured some liquid on the area that Yang Xuan had just touched, and revealed a look.
A very disgusted expression.
Chapter completed!