Chapter 192 Talking about a teenage madman
Bian Rui looked at the two horses who could hold their breath in the water for two minutes, and he couldn't help but feel a little too much. Bian Rui himself held his breath in the water for less than two minutes, but he was still not as good as a horse.
"What are you doing? What are the good things about Dainiu Xiaoma in the water? Isn't you hot with such a big sun?" Yan Lan complained to Bian Rui with her hand on the brim of the straw hat.
Bian Rui replied: "Here you come!"
I turned my head and was about to get on the motorcycle when I was shocked by the scene I saw.
Seeing that the motorcycle did not respond, Yan Lan turned her head and looked at it. Seeing that Bian Rui was standing in a daze without getting in the car, she opened her mouth and wanted to ask. Before she could ask, she saw a scene that shocked her.
Mr. Yan is now riding a moped car and driving towards the lake.
Seeing that Mr. Yan is nothing, everyone in the village knew him, and Bian Rui was seen at least twice a day, usually at lunch and dinner respectively.
But now the appearance of such an old man is a bit shocking.
The old man only wore a pair of big shorts, shirtless. The shorts were still the obvious beach-like style, and the colors were very bright. Bianrui had only seen these trousers in the villain in TV series before, or were seen by European and American old men who lingered in the endless places of Southeast Asia.
This thing is so gorgeous that even the young girl is dressed a little eye-catching, let alone the old man.
Do you think this is over? Not yet! In addition to wearing a pair of beach pants that make people feel hurt, the old man also has a swimming ring around his waist. The same color is also very colorful. He doesn't need any color to jump, and it is all in contrasting colors, and even the eyes of the person can't see it.
Not only is it flowery, but it also has a cool shape. You can tell at a glance that the pattern on the swimming ring is from SpongeBob, and there is a mermaid in front and back. This guy is not even flirting with an angry look, but he is just like a heavy tank.
The sunglasses and flowery pants and Shanghai Mianbobao's swimming ring changed Yan Lan and Bian Rui's views on the three aspects.
Bian Rui smiled at this time, while Yan Lan wanted to lock out her eyes.
Since she was a child, she had never seen her father be so unrestrained. Before she retired, she thought her father had a stern face that could not smile. Now she realized that she was wrong. If her father wanted to give her a surprise, today's surprise would have become a frightening.
Do you think this is over? Not yet!
The one who followed Mr. Yan was Mr. Wu. Mr. Wu's dress was not inferior to Mr. Yan. The same sexy flower pants were also very sexy. Mr. Wu's flower pants were even better than Mr. Yan, because the pattern on Mr. Wu's shorts was Jin Changmei's wine glass pattern! It is impossible to say that the corrupt capitalism was. After the crackdown in the past eight years, it was probably the old man would have to eat a peanut.
As for sunglasses and swimming rings, they are not behind. Mr. Yan is SpongeBob, he is Doraemon and mermaid. Some people call it Doraemon at an older age!
Not to mention the slutty, this is definitely unprecedented in Bianjia Village!
When these two old men dressed up in a slutty manner, they were shocked by the children in the lake, not to mention the children in the lake.
The two old men seemed to be really going to lead the way today without giving anyone else a chance to live. When they arrived by the lake, they found a moped car, and then a flat sand fell geese hit the lake with a swimming ring around their waists, splashing countless waves.
Dong! Dong!
After two sounds, the two old men of Hua jumped into the lake. Now, except for a few kingfishers on the shore, the two old men killed everything in seconds, attracting the big tiger-stinging fish to catch up with the two old men.
Bian Rui no longer knew what to use to describe his father-in-law, so he thought for a long time and stretched out his thumb: "The two old men are in trouble with this operation! Ouch!"
Bian Rui turned around and saw Yan Lan looking at him with a heavy breath. He kicked Bian Rui's foot back to his legs. From his eyes, Yan Lan wanted to poke Bian Rui's two holes.
"You say it again?" Yan Lan asked angrily.
"Hehe!" Bian Rui had to pretend to be stupid.
Seeing that Bian Rui didn't say anything, Yan Lan immediately jumped off the little sheep and went to the shore to shout at the old father who was churning like an old shrimp in the lake.
"Dad, are you embarrassed to lose it? Come up quickly and see who is wearing a dress like you!" Yan Lan shouted at Old Master Yan in the lake.
The half-boys who were making noise in the lake shouted loudly: "Grandpa Yan, Grandpa Wu, so handsome!"
"Is it really handsome?" Old Master Yan ignored his daughter and shouted at the group of children.
The children answered loudly and neatly: "Handsome!"
The swimming rings used by children are almost all scrap tires, and many of them are patched. Not to mention that even Bian Rui comes to swim, they are also black tires, but Bian Rui's tires are huge rear tires.
A group of black fetuses on the lake were accompanied by a group of black kids of all sizes that were sunk. Now, a colorful and a little bit demon came in. Do you think it is conspicuous or not?
This is not the level of two cranes standing in the flock. It is simply the kind of two colorful old peacocks falling from the sky in the flock of roosters, or the kind of falling in with a screen on their open.
"Dad, are you embarrassed?" Yan Lan said anxiously.
Originally, she was a little resistant to the fact that everyone in the village jumped into the lake to swim. Unexpectedly, today she was disrespectful to her old man and jumped into the lake with only a pair of flowery shorts and bare shirtless.
Mr. Wu swam to the shore at this time and said to Yan Lan: "Girl, can't you make your dad happy? You have been pretending to be deep for most of your life. Do you have to continue pretending to be old?"
"Uncle Wu" Yan Lan didn't know what to say.
She hoped that her father would be happy, but she didn't want her father to make a 180-degree turn all at once. She talked about calligraphy and painting in the morning. Why did she look like an old female ticket buyer on a vacation in Southeast Asia in the afternoon?
Bian Rui didn't get to Yan Lan's side at this time, stretched out his hand, grabbed Yan Lan's hand and said softly: "Since uncle feels happy, let's be happy, so don't say anything else, as juniors."
Bian Rui did not think there was anything wrong with this matter, mainly because Bian Rui and Yan Lan were different. Yan Lan grew up next to her father since she was a child, and Bian Rui only knew Mr. Yan after retirement, so Bian Rui did not feel that the old man was majestic. In Bian Rui's heart, Mr. Yan was not majestic at all. Not only was he not majestic but also quite interesting.
Just as the two juniors were chatting, Mr. Wu waved his hand at the back of the two: "Hey! Here, hurry up here, the water is really comfortable. It's much cooler than in the stream!"
Bian Rui turned around and said, "What a guy!" The surprise he had originally pressed suddenly jumped into his throat.
This time we came two old ladies. The two old ladies were not as beautiful as the two old men. They were just swimsuits, and they were still one-piece old swimsuits. Although they were outstanding in the lake, which woman in the countryside was wearing a swimsuit? She went down to swim directly while swimming.
The two old ladies were not surprised, but there was no way to watch the two bears that followed the old ladies. They were just like the two old men. The flowers on them could not be spent any more. When they saw these two bears, Bian Rui couldn't help but jump out of the wolf grandmother's picture in his mind, it was really a bit hurt.
And one summer, you dress two bears? It’s fine to wear clothes, but what’s the matter with them wearing a green hat on their heads? Are you going to play the role of the Panda Wine Fairy in Warcraft?
The two bears came here yet. The two old ladies rode Bian Rui and bought a meal-delivery tricycle in front of him. Old Lady Yu rode the bike, and Teacher Wu was sitting in the back. The two bears were pushing behind him. To be precise, Old Lady Yu was just holding the handlebars, and the two bears were really working hard.
There was no way to see what was dissatisfied with the female bear and the bear cub. Anyway, the four calves were pedaling very hard, and the tricycle was trotting directly. The two old men were riding the moped just now, but they were only a little slower.
"Auntie, please slow down." Bian Rui felt a little worried. If he fell there, he would have seen it.
Yan Lan was already half crazy at this time. It turned out that her father's look was unacceptable. Now her mother has been traveling from Banpo to the entire Bianjia Village to swim in a swimsuit.
What she was most worried about was safety issues. If these two bears were not too light or too heavy, it would be a problem whether the old lady could get up from the hospital bed in the future.
"Bian Rui, hurry up and think of a way for me. I can't let my mother hang out with two bears anymore. If they continue to hang out, the three of them will not be able to put down the earth." Yan Lan grabbed Bian Rui and said in a low voice.
While speaking, Yan Lan was nervously paying attention to the tricycle.
The two old ladies sitting in the car were not worried about speed at all. When they were about to reach the embankment, Old Lady Yu shouted happily: "Boss, second brother, stop when I get to the place, grandma is going to get off the car."
Just when Bian Rui and Yan Lan were stunned, the two bears arched their waists and raised their butts to pull the tricycle to stop. Moreover, this kind of stop was not suddenly, but slowly proceeded. Waiting for the car to stop, the two old ladies only shook slightly two or three times.
Bian Rui looked at the two bears and murmured: "This is OK?"
Yan Lan said: "You ask me who I ask, aren't these two bears you brought back?"
"I brought back two bears, not the missile vehicle driver. I can't stop even if I ride a tricycle." Bian Rui was speechless now, and thought for a while and said, "What you said is probably difficult. If I were an aunt, I wouldn't be able to bear these two bears."
Bian Rui held back and swallowed the following words into his stomach. Originally, Bian Rui wanted to say that when you see your aunt, you always ignore her when you have time, and it's better to be obedient than these two bears.
At this time, I heard the fancy old man Yan chanting in the lake: "I am crazy, with Huang on the left and Cang on the right..."
That pose seemed to be Su Zizhan's rebirth.
When Yan Lan saw it, she rushed to Bian Rui and said, "Let's go, your heart can't stand it if you stay there."
Chapter completed!