Chapter 59 Auspicious Three Treasures
Yes, Huang Meiyi's best performance is the typical green tea bitch routine.
She was obviously having an affair with the man, but she had just climbed on Liu Jianfeng's body and touched her whole body. She just had to help Liu Jianfeng tuck his shirt into his pants.
Would you do this if you were just friends? It was obviously deliberately ambiguous.
After arousing the man's heart to life, he immediately rejected him and said, "Go back to your girlfriend. Will your girlfriend be angry if we do this? It doesn't matter to me, you are the best match together."
,bless all of you……
In fact, bullshit, this is all about retreating in order to advance, pretending to be pitiful, and trying to compromise to make men feel distressed. This is a high-end psychological attack technique.
You know that your girlfriend will be angry, but you always pretend to be weak and send me home. Of course, you are just sending me home. I don’t want your girlfriend to misunderstand. How about I explain it to you? You are so
Okay, why does your girlfriend always get angry with you? If I were your girlfriend, I would definitely not be so ignorant.
This is the usual trick used by green tea bitches, always staying close to each other, pretending to be pitiful, innocent, and weak. For example, Huang Meiyi now is just waiting for Liu Jianfeng to rush in and hug her.
But Liu Jianfeng just raised his middle finger and walked away calmly.
Green tea can be a bitch, all because of stupidity.
There are not so many mean-spirited men who are fascinated by others with just a few tricks. All green tea bitches will learn to be good.
Liu Jianfeng is very satisfied with this situation. When dealing with honey traps, he must take advantage of them.
He walked sideways to Lin Zirou's office. Seeing the secretary at the door, Xiaoying, she subconsciously got up and asked: "Hello, sir, may I ask..."
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly recognized Liu Jianfeng, and his face was filled with surprise: "Mr. Liu, you look like a different person after changing these clothes. You are so handsome."
"Then I wasn't handsome before?" Liu Jianfeng asked.
Xiaoying chuckled and said: "I was handsome before, but it was two different feelings. Before, I was handsome with a bit of a bad touch, and was that kind of ruffian and handsome, but now I look gentle and elegant, and handsome in a refined way."
.”
Liu Jianfeng gave a thumbs up in appreciation and said, "I know you are a close friend."
"What a close friend, I don't dare. You'd better go in and see Mr. Lin. She's still losing her temper." Xiaoying stuck out her tongue cutely.
Liu Jianfeng blinked and said, "I'll just go and discharge her."
Liu Jianfeng pushed the door open and went in confidently. Lin Zirou was still sitting on the chair fuming. She raised her eyes and glanced angrily. She suddenly felt astonished just like Xiaoying.
Liu Jianfeng, who has sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, is indeed very handsome when he puts on a high-end suit. But Lin Zirou said: "Oh, you don't look like a prince even if you put on a dragon robe. I can smell your fragrance and water."
Smells like scum.”
Liu Jianfeng scratched his head helplessly. Lin Zirou's mouth was too harsh and her personality was too strong. What she thought in her heart was completely different from what she said. I really doubt how she did it and whether she would suffer from schizophrenia over time.
And it’s not just her, many women will play this trick.
Liu Jianfeng smiled slightly and did not answer the question at all, but started by himself: "Do you know the difference between a goddess and a green tea bitch?"
Lin Zirou was stunned. She was obviously very curious. She was actually very willing to listen to Liu Jianfeng's weird talk, but she didn't say, "Hey, you
Why do you care about goddesses and green tea? In your eyes, don’t you only think of women with big breasts, healthy milk for your children, good looks, and improved family genes?”
It is indeed annoying to chat with such a stubborn woman, but most men will choose to endure it. Liu Jianfeng smiled bitterly and said: "Actually, the goddess and the green tea bitch have a lot in common. First of all, they both have extraordinary looks.
People of the same sex are disliked and have many suitors.
A green tea bitch will not refuse anyone who comes, maintains a close and distant relationship with every suitor, and treats everyone as a spare tire and resource.
But goddesses are different. They are aloof, cold and arrogant. If they don't like them, they will reject them thousands of miles away without giving them the slightest chance. But when they face the people they like, they will be inconsistent and remain reserved, trying to hide their inner thoughts and wait.
The other party pursues further."
Lin Zirou was speechless when she said this, because it was indeed the case. When she was in college, she had a female classmate named Green Tea. Both of them were school beauties, but as Liu Jianfeng said, there was a huge difference in how they treated suitors.
contrast.
Not only did the girl not refuse any suitor, but she also maintained an ambiguous relationship with everyone. There was a man in the school who pursued her wholeheartedly, who was basically her meal ticket in school. Outside the school, there was a middle-aged uncle who drove a luxury car. Every day
She goes on dates every weekend, there is a close friend on the Internet who calls her husband, and she often gives her many gifts, and she also has a first love boyfriend who lives in a different place...
Lin Zirou looked down on her extremely at the time, but now there are more and more women like her. They have an affair with their boss for the ease of work and good benefits. They can find an honest man with a car and a house to marry and have security, and they can have a lover outside.
Enjoy passion and happiness...
Not only were they not ashamed, they were proud of it, which Lin Zirou couldn't accept.
But the key point in Liu Jianfeng's words is that if the goddess doesn't like it, she will reject it immediately, but if she likes it, she won't say anything or show it in any way. This is really her character, but she is not ready to change.
So I directly criticized Liu Jianfeng and said: "You don't need to make insinuations with me. I am indeed the kind of person who rejects people thousands of miles away. But if you can't stand some people, you yell at them to get lost every day, but they always roll around next to you."
.”
These words made Liu Jianfeng amused, and Lin Zirou was a little embarrassed when she laughed, and said angrily: "Why are you laughing?"
Liu Jianfeng said: "I'm laughing at you. You deserve to be the president at such a young age and take charge of such a large group company. I don't know about your working ability, but your ability to learn and adjust is really super."
Lin Zirou was stunned. This seemed to be a compliment to her, but she still didn't understand why she said these words.
Looking at her confused look, Liu Jianfeng smiled and said: "I still remember the two days ago when we were chatting, your closing words were either 'fuck off' or 'gangster'. In short, you were almost scolded, but let's look at your performance just now.
,'Genetic engineering, don't worry, roll around', famous sentences are frequently used, and it is actually calm and humorous.
What made you suddenly start talking nonsense? Is it the loss of morality or the distortion of human nature..."
"Get out!" Lin Zirou couldn't help but cursed again, and then covered her mouth again.
But she hadn't really realized what Liu Jianfeng was talking about. Now that she thought about it, she had indeed changed. She had been teased by this bastard in various ways before, and she couldn't do anything except swearing in a panic.
Now that I face him again, I feel much calmer, my mentality is very peaceful, and I can talk to her easily.
Lin Zirou naturally knew that this was caused by her change in mentality. If she was
If a stranger or someone you hate teases you, of course you have to scold him, but if this is flirting between young lovers, of course it is you and me, tit for tat, falling in love and killing each other, this is also what happens in love.
A pleasure.
Lin Zirou suddenly realized that she had been tricked by this damn guy again.
He talked about the difference between goddesses and green tea before. Green tea accepts everyone who comes, but goddesses reject everyone as long as they don't like them. They treat each other with cold words and cold faces.
And she suddenly stopped talking coldly to him, and instead started quarreling with him. This shows that she is a goddess, and he is not someone she doesn't like. It's not that she doesn't like him. Double negative means affirmation, which means that she likes him?
This bastard!
Lin Zirou was so embarrassed and annoyed, there were so many tricks everywhere, but even if she was beaten to death, she would not take the initiative to admit that she fell in love with Liu Jianfeng. The goddess wanted a man to pursue her.
Moreover, it had only been a few days. Lin Zirou did not dare to say how difficult it was to chase him, but he could not fall so quickly.
Lin Zirou tried to stay calm. The more excited he was at this time, the more it meant he was right, so he had to stay calm: "If you have nothing to do, just think about the banquet in the evening. There will definitely be many people and things. As a bodyguard, you
Do you want to think about how to ensure my safety?"
"Bodyguard?" Liu Jianfeng said, "Who gave me this role? I think even if I'm not my boyfriend, I'm at least my best friend, right?"
"You think too much." Lin Zirou sneered and said, never missing an opportunity to attack Liu Jianfeng.
"A bodyguard is a bodyguard." Liu Jianfeng said calmly: "Isn't that how couples live together? The man's role as a bodyguard brings a sense of security to the woman, and the woman's role as a nanny takes care of the man's diet and daily life, and then they give birth to a baby together. The three auspicious treasures!"
Bodyguard, nanny, baby, and the three auspicious treasures actually mean this!?
Lin Zirou smiled bitterly and said: "You know what I like about you, it's your ability to make nonsense. It seems that you can relate everything to the relationship between men and women, and it sounds reasonable."
Liu Jianfeng also smiled and said: "Then you are still not as good as me. You only like me one thing, and I like you for three things. You know which three..."
Before Liu Jianfeng finished speaking, the mobile phone in Lin Zirou's hand was thrown at him. Liu Jianfeng took it firmly in his hand and said, "Yes, we haven't exchanged mobile phone numbers yet. Isn't this a first move?"
The bride is in love, putting the cart before the horse, I have to save it quickly."
After saying that, he directly took Lin Zirou's phone and dialed his own number, and then started to save: "What name should I give you for the note?"
Lin Zirou stared at him, inexplicably nervous. She didn't know whether it was worry or expectation, thinking that this guy would be labeled as his wife, dear, or something like that.
But Liu Jianfeng said: "There are too many telecommunications frauds nowadays. The more relatives you have, the less likely you are to keep it on your mobile phone. If your mobile phone is lost and seen by bad guys, they may use it to contact your relatives to defraud money. Therefore, I think I call you a 'policeman'."
Even if I am really seen by bad guys, they will have to think about it if I look at the call records and I often contact the police."
"Don't do this!" Lin Zirou grabbed the phone and said, "Don't think I don't know. Scumbags like you always mark your wife's or lover's phone number as 110, 10086 or something like that.
Even if I am seen calling, it is easy to explain.”
Chapter completed!