Liu Jianfeng carried Yang Fan and flew directly back to Yang Fan's residence. When the sun began to rise and the light shone on the earth, they landed on the ground together with the first ray of light.

"Wow..." Yang Fan was dizzy, his face was flushed, his breathing was rapid, and his legs were a little weak. He held on to Liu Jianfeng tightly to prevent him from falling.

But Liu Jianfeng didn't expect that after lawyer Yang paused for a moment, the first thing he said was: "I felt like I was in high court just now!"

"Ahem, cough..." Liu Jianfeng choked on his saliva and almost coughed to death: "Lawyer Yang, you... are too unrestrained."

"Ben, fart, I'm telling the truth." Yang Fan said excitedly: "This feeling is so exciting. The most important thing is the impact of physical flight on the mind. This subverts cognition. In people's minds, this is a fairy.

Something that can only be done.

I was just thinking about going home for the New Year."

"Are these two things related?" Liu Jianfeng asked helplessly.

"Of course it does matter." Yang Fan said: "You don't know how I have lived these past few years. My parents have been urging me to get married since my senior year in college. Because I have a master's degree in law and am the most promising in the family, so every day

During the New Year and holidays, everyone's attitude towards me is pretty good.

But knowing that my cousins ​​and cousins ​​around me were getting married one after another, my seven aunts and eight aunts started to take action in this regard."

Liu Jianfeng nodded helplessly again and said: "Indeed, this phenomenon is very common, so now there are many cases of 'disconnection'. Many relatives simply cut off contact and stopped moving around.

In the past, in people's minds, blood relatives, helping and supporting each other, were important social resources.

As a result, now, especially after the only child has grown up, the social atmosphere has changed and the interpersonal relationships have also changed. If there are no major events such as weddings and funerals, relatives rarely see each other throughout the year.

When we meet and get together during the holidays, we are always comparing ourselves with each other, flattering those who are doing well, cynicizing those who are not doing well, making false greetings, and using superficial politeness, which is really boring."

"Go, go, go..." Yang Fan said angrily: "I haven't married you yet, and you are deceiving me into breaking off my relationship with my mother's family. What are you worried about?"

Liu Jianfeng shut up immediately. What he said was really ill-advised. How could he say it at this time? Usually, he would wait until three or five years after getting married.

In fact, everyone will encounter this now, especially after getting married, they have their own small family to run, and all their experiences are in work, family, and children's education. How can they have the experience to deal with relatives who seem to be inseparable from each other?

ah.

Of course, there are also many people who have very good relationships with relatives. This should have been the norm, but unfortunately, it has become a minority now.

"Don't interrupt!" Yang Fan said angrily: "I said that I remembered that my family members were urging me to get married, using marriage as a comparison, and some people were talking about me behind my back. I became a leftover girl by picking and choosing, and I had to 'make do' if I wanted to get married in the future.

Already."

"That's true." Liu Jianfeng added again: "The higher a woman's academic qualifications, the higher her social status, and the scope of marriage and love will be determined.

For thousands of years, people have long been accustomed to the situation where men are superior and women are inferior. Women should find men who are worse than themselves. Similarly, men do not like such a family structure where women are strong and men are weak. Therefore, men will also choose It has long been a deep-rooted thought that women who are inferior to themselves in every aspect should be considered partners.

So, this happens, man A is looking for girl B, man B is looking for girl C, man C is looking for girl D... As a result, only girl A is left, not to mention you are still interested in child A!"

"Fuck!"

After going around in a circle, he went around to pair A again, which made Yang Fan furious, and the mature and steady lawyer even cursed.

This round of wife-taming boxing hit Liu Jianfeng until his bones were tender and numb. After the beating, Yang Fan was out of breath, as if he had been in the Gao Dynasty again.

She glared at Liu Jianfeng and said, "You bastard did it on purpose. I told you to go home and you interrupted me. You don't want to go back to your parents' home with me, right?"

Yang Fan's question shocked Liu Jianfeng. Indeed, combined with what he said before, it seemed that he was a bit of a scumbag who didn't want to meet his girlfriend's parents.

He waved his hands quickly and said: "No, no, absolutely not. Instead of having such an idea, I think that we should choose New Year's Eve, call all your relatives and friends, and take advantage of them to set off fireworks at the door.

I will fly back with you, and then we will fly out from the most splendid fireworks together, and I will hold you in my arms and land in front of them..."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Yang Fan suddenly burst out with a super smile, clapped his hands and said: "I just wanted to say this... They don't always think that I have a high degree of education and a good job, but because I am older, it is difficult to find a partner.

You have to make do with it from now on!

This time, let’s make a shining debut, make a high-profile appearance, and let them all see that my husband is a god!”

"Okay, it's settled!" Liu Jianfeng didn't dare to say anything else. Of course, he wanted to make Miss A happy first.

Sure enough, Miss A hugged his shoulders contentedly and said, "That's pretty much it. Let's go, I'll treat you to breakfast...Eh? Do you still need to eat now?"

"I have to eat even if I don't have to." Liu Jianfeng said, "Otherwise, if you don't eat, drink, or talk, what's the difference between that and the clay statues in the temple? What's the point of becoming a god in that case?

The world of mortals is three thousand feet long, and my thoughts are in the mountains and rivers... This is the attitude of a living person!"

"Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Then don't be picky if what I cook doesn't taste good." Lawyer Yang said with a smile, it turned out that they were setting up a foreshadowing.

Moreover, Yang Fan was right, the breakfast she made was really not delicious, but eating was secondary, they had more important things to do.

After eating and tidying up the dishes, Liu Jianfeng lay on the sofa in Ge You's paralyzed posture, leaning forward and winking at Yang Fan and saying: "Come on, just like the first time, don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower."

!”

"Bah!" Yang Fan suddenly turned red with embarrassment and spat fiercely. Thinking of her first inference, she felt extremely embarrassed: "This is so early in the morning, in broad daylight..."

"Yes, broad daylight... the sun! It's the most important thing to do under the sun." Liu Jianfeng said with a smile.

"Humph!" Yang Fan snorted and ignored him.

But Liu Jianfeng leaned over and said: "Sister A, do you want to be satisfied with your breasts? Do you want to be charming? Do you want to be a woman with strong breasts? Do you want to be a woman with strong breasts?

"

Seeing that Yang Fan was about to lose his temper, Liu Jianfeng suddenly took out the secret book that led to the destruction of the Lu family, the Yin and Yang Double Cultivation Technique.

"This is something I have personally experienced, and you have seen the results. The old lady must be more than a hundred years old. This is the real treasure that is good for him and me!" Liu Jianfeng said with joy.

Yang Fan subconsciously wanted to refuse, but suddenly he remembered that old lady, who looked like she was only in her sixties. As for her figure...

"Let's see what it is first?" Yang Fan took the initiative and walked over.

Liu Jianfeng was actually very curious as to what tiger and wolf secret book this was.

I was dumbfounded after opening it, and the meridian diagram when I was studying Chinese medicine

There is no difference. If we say difference, we can only say that it is more complicated.

I thought it was an erotic album with colorful pictures, but in the end, this is it?

But if you look further back, you will find the real content. Two little people, their whole bodies are covered with points and lines of acupuncture points and meridians. They look like geometric figures, not even as good as the stick figures in cartoons.

But the posture...

"Can you do this?" Liu Jianfeng asked, pointing to a certain picture.

Yang Fan rolled his eyes at him and said, "Why are you asking me if it's okay? Do you know which of these two villains is a boy and who is a girl? Maybe this is what you need to do?"

"Ah?" Liu Jianfeng almost bit his tongue and hesitated: "This...I definitely can't do it, I can't do it!

Who drew this, and it doesn’t indicate gender characteristics, so who can tell how to operate it? If it is reversed, will it go crazy?"

"Rectification?" Yang Fan was a little surprised, then blushed and spat hard.

Liu Jianfeng probably understood that this was the path for qi movement, but what's the use of that? The villains were drawn regardless of gender, and their postures could be as weird as they were. In addition, there were no sequential signs for the qi movement path. The qi had to go first. Which acupuncture point, and then to which acupoint? I didn’t mention it at all.

Liu Jianfeng felt that this so-called dual cultivation method was probably used by some unscrupulous people to deceive the master or Taoist nun in the name of so-called cultivation, but this was Liu Jianfeng's fellow disciple.

Therefore, he asked in a negotiating tone: "How about we find someone to try first?"

Yang Fan glanced at him sideways and said, "Have you tried anything?"

After saying that, Yang Fan seemed to have remembered something, and immediately took out his mobile phone, rummaged through it for a while and then handed it to Liu Jianfeng for him to look at.

Liu Jianfeng took it over and took a look. It turned out to be a topic discussion on social media, discussing things that girls do when they have sex.

As a result, the following female boxers began to use bastard boxing, and they were overwhelmingly damaging to men. They said that they had never had a high court, but they always pretended to be a high court. There were also men who asked every time whether they were strong or comfortable. No, change your posture every two minutes and treat yourself as a Japanese teacher...

"This is so fucking outrageous. Are you looking down on men like this?" Liu Jianfeng was furious: "I strongly recommend that this social media system implement full real-name registration. I'll f**king find them one by one. I'm not saying it's not too high... Oops!"

Before Liu Jianfeng could finish his cruel words, Yang Fan picked up his ear. He could only wait for other wolf friends to avenge this revenge.

"Why are you showing me this?" Liu Jianfeng asked.

"Just let you see, it's not easy for women." Yang Fan said with a sneer.

"Are you also a part of this female boxing pastoral? Female boxing is not scary, I'm afraid that female boxing understands the law." Liu Jianfeng smiled bitterly: "But what does this have to do with me? I won't forget your English name, right?" ?”

Yang Fan's face suddenly turned redder. Her English name was given by Liu Jianfeng, TINA, because she always shouted "Oh my God"!

"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense. Whether it's for the male compatriots in the world to fight female boxers or for training, let's... come on!"

After some tossing, Yang Fan weakly asked: "How is it? Is it effective?"

Liu Jianfeng shook his head and said: "I don't know. I just focused on clearing the names of my male compatriots and didn't practice. But it doesn't matter. Let's do it again!"
Chapter completed!