Chapter 379: Encountered a crit
Liu Jianfeng was speechless by the little girl's words, and suddenly realized that this guy really didn't look like a six or seven-year-old child.
Liu Jianfeng smiled awkwardly and said, "Little girl, you have quite a personality. You must have many suitors in the class."
This time Yan Xiaoyu didn't even raise his head and said disdainfully: "Those boys in our class are stupid. I have no common language with them. I'm too lazy to flirt with them. Xiong Da Xiong Er is overjoyed."
"You are so cool." Liu Jianfeng said with a smile.
"That's right." The little girl raised her head in disgust and said, "I am someone who is inspired to become a famous detective."
"Oh? Do you want to be a detective?" Liu Jianfeng asked with interest.
"Of course, this is my childhood dream. The reading glasses that grandma can't find, the private money that grandpa hid decades ago, the tabby cat that grandma Qin next door lost, and the long hair on my dad's shirt are all mine.
After discovering it, they all said that I have the potential to be a detective." The little girl said proudly.
Liu Jianfeng covered his forehead helplessly, and noticed the long hair on his father's shirt. This is a trick of his strength. Can your mother let him go?
"Yes, he has talent, a dream, and is willing to work hard for it. This is very rare. He is very similar to me." Liu Jianfeng praised.
The girl looked at him and asked: "Did you also dream of being a detective when you were a child?"
Liu Jianfeng shook his head and said: "That's not true. When I was a child, my dream was to play, be free and carefree, and have a lot of money to play at will."
"Then has your dream come true?" the girl asked.
"Almost." Liu Jianfeng said: "If the buses hadn't turned into unmanned ticket buses with credit cards and coins, I would have worked as a conductor. This would be a dream come true."
The little girl looked confused when she heard this. She might have never seen a bus conductor, a person who drives around every day with a lot of money.
Liu Jianfeng's habitual irritation turned out to be completely different for the little girl, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward, especially since the little girl looked at him like a fool without any secret, which made Liu Jianfeng's old face turn a little red.
Fortunately, Teacher Yang Zitong came out, coughed lightly with two papers, and said: "I will announce the results now, Yan Xiaoyu, ninety-two points..."
Liu Jianfeng grinned and was about to laugh when Yang Zitong said: "Liu Jianfeng, eighty-five points."
"What?" Liu Jianfeng was shocked and quickly grabbed his paper. In addition to a few questions that he really didn't know, he also made a few mistakes. Of course, Yang Zitong was kind enough to get the questions right.
As for the wrong question, it is really wrong.
Yan Xiaoyu was extremely happy. For the first time, he showed what he should be like at this age. He jumped to his feet, clapped his hands and said, "Haha, for a person of your age, you can even get the first grade questions wrong. No wonder you can't be a detective."
This unbridled contempt deeply hurt Liu Jianfeng's heart. This story tells us that if you don't work hard when you are young, you will have trouble growing up...
Liu Jianfeng was not convinced. He pointed to a few questions that he had not written and said, "What kind of questions are these? There is no logic at all. Are the questions themselves wrong?"
Yang Zitong smiled lightly and said: "Ha... If you can't win the game, blame the turf, blame the weather, blame the referee, blame the goalposts, blame the fans..."
When Liu Jianfeng heard this, he immediately became angry. He was trying to harm himself and that magical creature.
The team wants to compare. It would be too vicious if they don't use such curse words.
They are examples of cowards who love to make excuses, and there are all kinds of excuses, such as the weather is too cold, too hot, neither cold nor hot, the turf is too soft, too hard, neither soft nor hard.
The type of broadleaf grass you plant is not good either. I had bad luck today. The other team performed exceptionally well. The away fans were too noisy. The home fans were not enthusiastic. The draw was not good. The grouping was not good. In short, everything was bad. The whole world was
Targeted at me.
Except if you don’t talk about your own level, you don’t have much time left for them. Bah, the most you have left for them is time and money, and there really isn’t much else left for them.
Liu Jianfeng glared at Yang Zitong. He didn't expect that this girl was actually a vicious and vicious person. When he was studying in the past, there was also a powerful teacher who hated iron and steel. The worst thing he said was, if you don't study hard now, you will grow up.
What can you do? Look at the toilets that are flushing now. There is no place for people to take out the feces.
These are words that Liu Jianfeng will remember for a lifetime, but the teacher was already in his sixties at the time and is now in his eighties. These words belonged to the ideology of his time.
Teachers in different eras have different working methods, but Yang Zitong actually compared himself to the team of God. This is simply a shame and a big insult.
Liu Jianfeng gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I won't make excuses. Can you tell me what the correct answers to these questions are?"
Yang Zitong smiled contemptuously and said, "You don't need me to tell you, just let Xiaoyu tell you."
Another critical attack!
Let the first grade brat explain to himself that this is not a slap in the face, but a butt sitting on the face.
But the little kid spoke clearly and logically, and Liu Jianfeng suddenly became enlightened with just a few words.
In fact, the questions are not difficult, they are really at the level of first or second grade. It’s just that adults’ minds are too complicated and they have too many things in their minds, so the questions become more complicated.
For example, there was a Hong Kong primary school entrance question that was popular on the Internet. It was the parking space number question. It looked like 16, 06, 68 from the front. Most adults couldn't figure out the logical relationship, but children
I just tilted my head and turned the picture upside down to understand. It turned out to be 86/87/88...
This pair of unusual teachers and students left with a victor's proud smile, a look of disdain, and a look of contempt to start the second class. Liu Jianfeng was so angry that his liver ached.
I wanted to save some face in the second class, but it turned out that I was taking a handicraft class. There were no teaching materials in the safe house, but there were paper and scissors. The versatile teacher Yang played a paper-cutting game with the children.
Liu Jianfeng stayed away at the door. Forget about the handicraft class, he had never learned it well since he was a child.
With his hands, he can quickly assemble and disassemble guns, dismantle bombs, and perform many precise micro-operations, but he does not know how to do manual work.
In the past, when I was doing handicrafts, I would either smear the paste all over my face or cut my fingers with scissors. Let alone origami, I still can’t make origami airplanes.
It's better not to take the initiative to scold him. It's hard to imagine that Liu Jianfeng will be so powerless when he is so powerful. He doesn't have the courage to resist at all.
This is a scholar. No, it should be said that a soldier meets a scholar. You talk to her about facts, and she talks to you about theories. You talk to her about abilities, and she talks to you about grades. It’s hard to explain!
Liu Jianfeng was helpless
, I can only sit in the second bedroom, staring at the sky and daydreaming, recalling the passion last night, and sighing in my heart that it is great to grow up.
Although many adults fantasize about campus from time to time and want to return to the carefree years of their student days, this is mostly due to the fact that life is too stressful and work is too hard, causing them to withdraw and escape for a while.
But I really have to go back to school, with one test every three days, one test every five days, a test every two weeks, a simulation once a month, memorizing endless texts and solving endless exercises, and occasionally facing the risk of asking parents to go back and get beaten.
The feeling is no better than being robbed by 996, and the feeling of inviting parents is no better than being nagging and robbed by your wife when you get home.
After all, no matter what the wife is, she will always be alone. After the parents go back, they will probably be a mixed couple.
Children want to grow up quickly, adults want to go back to school, it’s a dream.
While Liu Jianfeng was struggling with daydreaming and reason, many things were happening outside.
The richest man Zhou and Zhong Yuxi, big companies and big stars have joined forces for mutual benefit and win-win results. Last night's press conference has detonated the business and entertainment circles. This is the first time Zhong Yuxi has accepted an advertising endorsement, and it is also the first time that richest man Zhou has accepted an endorsement.
Once upon a time, he invested heavily in publicity and promotion. I heard that he paid a sky-high price for a 30-second prime-time commercial on the imperial TV station. In addition to the first time, there are also major satellite TV stations and all major well-known online media will place advertisements. Release
Last week, the richest man said that he would make Zhong Yuxi’s voice and smile popular in the streets.
This kind of cooperation intensity once made people suspect that there is an ulterior relationship between the richest man Zhou and Zhong Yuxi. However, usually this kind of intensity is promoted by newcomers who become famous in the entertainment industry and are flooded with advertisements, such as those few
A female star who has terrible acting skills but always makes blockbusters.
But Zhong Yuxi has already become famous in the industry, and has won the Best Actress Award. She doesn't need such praise, so she was really good before, but she didn't accept any endorsements, and she didn't lack the money and exposure.
So after the press conference ended, various speculations arose on the Internet. Some people said that Zhong Yuxi was the long-lost illegitimate daughter of the richest man Zhou, and some said that Zhong Yuxi was the prospective daughter-in-law of the richest man Zhou. After such overwhelming news,
Among them, Liu Jianfeng and Lin Zirou were also included, the richest man Zhou easily gave 100 million in cash, Zhong Yuxi agreed to be a temporary spokesperson and other related news.
Suddenly there were more topics. Photos of Zhong Yuxi and Liu Jianfeng eating together and wiping their mouths intimately were also revealed, and the topics were stirred up over and over again.
The richest man Zhou was very satisfied with this. Zhong Yuxi only spoke for his hometown company in Qinhai City, so he would naturally stay in Qinhai, and there was a management team from the national security department operating here. No matter how powerful those bad guys were, they
What can be done?
Moreover, I used 100 million in cash to bind myself to Liu Jianfeng. This in itself is a sign of confidence conveyed to those who care about me. I am now protected by elite agents. Which of you dares to act rashly?
But before the excitement had passed, and before a sense of security had fully emerged, a piece of news came.
Zhou Xibo, the son of the richest man, had an accident. He was originally suspected of an incident of intentional wounding, but he suddenly died in the hospital. Zhou Xibo wanted to run away for a while, but in the end he went to the police station to surrender, admitted that he had injured someone, and asked the police to investigate the real cause of his death.
Keep yourself clean.
Chapter completed!