Three hundred and eighteenth chapter entertaining
What started out as a casual chat about other people's competition to find a bride turned into the two of them hurting each other.
The two of them looked at each other, feeling like they were looking for trouble and asking for trouble.
Lin Zirou sighed: "Hey, people are like this. They are always easily affected by the external environment. Those who are competitive or vanity always like to compare. Ordinary people also have the mentality of seeking novelty and following the herd. Unknowingly,
I was paced."
"We live in the secular world, and we don't all live like this. Following trends, imitating, and comparing are also a process of learning and progress." Liu Jianfeng said: "I just found a download website with some Japanese videos. I think we both
You should watch it carefully, imitate it, and compare it when you go back."
"Bah..." Lin Zirou spat with a blushing face, but she was shocked again and cursed shyly and embarrassedly: "You bastard, you treat a good delicacy like pig food and let people eat it in a basin, it's so embarrassing
I’m so full.”
After saying that, Lin Zirou burped again, and Liu Jianfeng said with a smile: "Yes, yes, let's go for a walk to eat, and buy some snacks to appetize and help digestion."
Lin Zirou covered her mouth not to say she was afraid, for fear of hiccupping again, but she stood up first and walked directly outside.
The two of them left the hotel quietly. Next door, Jin Rui and the deputy mayor and their group were still waiting for the food to be served. They did not leave after all, nor did they wait for the hotel owner to kowtow to them and apologize.
No matter how powerful you are, I abide by the law and have no desires or demands from you. What can you do to me?
As mentioned in the core values, freedom, democracy, justice, rule of law... In this harmonious society, young ladies can pick up customers based on personal preference, and I will not serve the ugly or dirty old lady.
Liu Jianfeng and Lin Zirou drove back home. Instead of rushing upstairs, they took a walk in the quiet neighborhood to eat. Lin Zirou used Liu Jianfeng's method, and the hiccups no longer occurred, but the movements were not very elegant.
You also need to bend over, stick your butt out, raise your head, take a deep breath and hold your nose. When you can't hold it in any longer, gently exhale a small breath, and then hold it in again until you have exhaled all the remaining air, then burp and return the needle.
It stopped.
"Where did you learn all these tricks?" Lin Zirou said with a wry smile. When he took that pose just now, this guy's eyes were glowing green.
Liu Jianfeng chuckled and said: "When I was a child, I learned from winter vacation homework and extracurricular knowledge."
"Really?" Lin Zirou was a little surprised, thought about it carefully, and said: "It seems that there are some similar common sense in life, but at that time I was only focused on doing the questions and didn't pay attention to them at all."
"Then we are just the opposite. I meant that I only focused on reading these little facts and jokes, but all the questions were borrowed from others on the first day." Speaking of these, Liu Jianfeng laughed and said: "It was really a wonderful time.
Every morning when I enter the classroom, I can hear some bad boys being nice to top girls, hurry up, hurry up, it’s too late, let me copy it..."
"Bah!" Lin Zirou spat fiercely and kicked him. Apparently she had also had this experience. Every morning, boys shouted, "Come and copy it for me."
Originally it was just copying homework, but when Liu Jianfeng said it with a nostalgic look on his face, everything changed.
"You gangster, didn't you tell me to buy me some snacks for my appetite? Go quickly!" Lin Zirou pushed Liu Jianfeng and said.
Not far away was a small supermarket in the community. The two of them walked in together. This woman had difficulty choosing and was famous for being stuck in two directions.
If you ask her what she wants to eat, she can choose it for half an hour. If she gets annoyed, she will blame the man. She said you would buy it for me, why don't you help me choose it?
so here
On the other hand, since men understand women's preferences, they must also be assertive.
For example, Liu Jianfeng directly bought lollipops, ice cream, and jelly for Lin Zirou.
On the way back from the small supermarket, Lin Zirou said warily: "What do you mean, you let me eat so many sweets after dinner? Do you want me to get fat? If I get fat, don't run away?"
Liu Jianfeng smiled slightly and didn't say much, but urged her to just eat.
Lin Zirou snorted, she didn't expect Liu Jianfeng to be so childish, and it was hard for him to feel sorry for him, so just eat it.
The two returned to the warm and exquisite Candy Box Apartment. Lin Zirou threw off her shoes, held her belly, and sat on the sofa. The moment she let out a comfortable groan, she looked at Liu Jianfeng behind him who was helping to arrange the shoes, and suddenly a thought came to her mind.
One move.
This situation is like a young couple who have just become pregnant. The husband goes for a walk with his pregnant wife. He cares for her carefully, takes good care of her, and tolerates all her bad tempers and willfulness.
Watching Liu Jianfeng helping her to tidy up her kicked-off shoes, Lin Zirou felt warm in her heart, but she said: "Women are miserable. You can only be a princess for one day on the day you get married, and be a queen for three hundred days for ten months, and then you will be a queen for the rest of your life."
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"My love!" Liu Jianfeng said: "A princess for one day, a queen for ten months, and a wife and mother for a lifetime."
Lin Zirou was stunned for a moment, then a smile appeared on his lips. He was just joking around, but who would have thought that he would answer so rationally and affectionately.
That's right, they are a lifelong couple, his lover, and the mother of his children.
Some pastoral women's rights use this to create nonsense, disrupt the public, and talk about a lifetime of hard work. But you only say that women work hard, don't men work even harder?
Of course, we cannot say this. Once we talk about pastoral feminism, we will immediately say that it is natural for men to provide for their families.
When encountering this kind of pastoral feminism, men should confidently tell them: "Go away and be single for the rest of your life!"
Liu Jianfeng walked over, gave the snacks to Lin Zirou, and said, "Eat it."
After saying that, he sat opposite Lin Zirou and looked at her eagerly, making Lin Zirou feel a little embarrassed.
But my heart is still immersed in a lifetime of happiness and sweetness as a couple, and now is just the beginning.
She opened the bag and ate the ice cream first, otherwise it would have melted. Now that it had melted a little, she wanted to lick it first...
After eating the ice cream, I was so cool that I picked up a jelly and sucked it in immediately. However, I had just finished eating the ice cream and the jelly was not too sweet.
Then I changed it to a lollipop, opened the wrapper and put it in my mouth. When I raised my eyes, I happened to see Liu Jianfeng's shining eyes.
Lin Zirou was a little shy. She was just eating snacks. As for this guy staring straight at her, had she already made him obsessed to this extent?
wrong!
This guy didn't look at himself. They say you look at the face first when looking at someone, but the face is quite large. Where exactly do you look at the face?
Normal gaze should focus on the other person's eyes, and when you look at the eyes, you look at the entire face.
But Liu Jianfeng just stared straight at his mouth...
Lin Zirou is a scientist and inventor, and his thinking is diffuse, combined with Liu Jianfeng's character traits and conduct.
This ice cream needs to be licked, the jelly needs to be sucked, the lollipop needs to be sucked, and you still eat it so seriously!
Lin Zirou was suddenly enlightened and suddenly realized, she took out the lollipop from her mouth and threw it at Liu Jianfeng.
: "You stinking gangster..."
Liu Jianfeng seemed to be well prepared, and even thought that Lin Zirou was overreacting, so when the lollipop was thrown out, he directly used his mouth to help it, giving a thumbs up and said: "It smells really good."
"I make you smell so good..." Lin Zirou was ashamed and embarrassed, so she rushed over to her, and the two of them rolled into a ball instantly.
After a while of operation, Liu Jianfeng said: "I found that your movement when eating ice cream just now was not standard. Do you want to practice it again?"
"Get out." Lin Zirou said panting.
"Then I'll demonstrate it once and you can learn." Liu Jianfeng said.
Lin Zirou was shocked and said quickly: "Ah, it can't work there... No, stop."
There is an old saying, what does it mean to have food and clothing and think about silver and lust for money? What does it mean? It means that after a gluttonous meal like Lin Zirou's, what should you do if you are too full and too full to digest? Then take advantage of this harmony.
An elegant way to exercise to promote digestion.
The next day, Lin Zirou slept in for the first time. Liu Jianfeng confirmed again and again that she was asleep and not in a coma, and then she felt relieved, because she really fainted last night.
Liu Jianfeng was refreshed and energetic, as if he had been reborn.
Over the years, he has traveled around the world, performing various tasks. Mentally, he is always highly stressed, and physically, he has suffered many injuries. Although he looks strong when he is young, he is actually worse than his health.
But at this moment, I feel as if I have been reborn from the ashes, with all my ailments gone, full of energy, and high morale.
This is physical satisfaction, this is spiritual joy, this is the call of the heart, this is the dedication of love...
Liu Jianfeng felt that his whole body was full of energy. He boxed in the spacious living room, did several sets of strength training, and cooked a sumptuous breakfast. He still felt that his energy tank was full.
Lin Zirou was still sleeping, as if her soul had left her body and had not yet returned.
Liu Jianfeng retreated quietly, lying on the sofa and pulled out his cell phone. Sure enough, Lao Wang sent a lot of information again, focusing on Jin Rui, Ji Yuxuan's stepfather Yan Jingsheng, and the upcoming treasure appraisal conference.
One of the messages shocked Liu Jianfeng. This Yan Jingsheng is indeed extraordinary. The reason why this treasure appraisal competition and martial arts competition can trigger a storm in the industry is because Yan Jingsheng also dropped a bombshell, that is
"Yongle Ceremony"!!
During the Yongle reign of Emperor Chengzu of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Di, the great emperor of the Ming Dynasty, compiled a great book that collected the essence of thousands of years of culture in our dynasty. It was also the most accurate and complete 'encyclopedia' of our dynasty at that time.
This not only includes cultural treasures such as classics and history, astronomy and geography, medical arithmetic, etc., but the most critical one is the craftsmanship. This is the top priority, and even includes the way of making the divine arm bow and chain armor at that time.
Wait, it is the crystallization of the wisdom of our skilled craftsmen over thousands of years.
However, due to changes in dynasties, constant wars, and foreign rulers, this great ceremony disappeared in the long river of history. Many of its important materials and craftsmanship were also lost. It is really a pity for the ages.
Now Yan Jingsheng actually said that he had some of the posthumous chapters of the Yongle Grand Ceremony in his hands and wanted to use them as his daughter's dowry, which immediately caused an earthquake in the circle.
If others had said this, they would have been scoffed at, but Yan Jingsheng was different, because he was a master of craftsmanship, and the antiques and treasures he imitated were enough to look real. This shows that he must have mastered some lost memories, and he might actually be a student.
Among the posthumous chapters of Yongle Dadian.
Chapter completed!