"Ouch, what are you talking about? Why did Liu Jianfeng's face turn pale with fright?" Zhu Caigui, who came back from the entertainment, looked at the two of them in surprise and asked.

Yang Fan chuckled and said, "He consulted me on several legal issues, but he scared himself."

"What on earth did you say to scare you like this?" Zhu Caigui sat down and asked.

Liu Jianfeng said tremblingly: "I didn't know until today that our government does not have a bill against men being raped. Doesn't that mean that a handsome young man like me, a handsome man, is in danger of being raped at any time?"

Lawyer Yang, no wonder you treated me before... Sure enough, female gangsters are not scary, I’m just afraid that female gangsters still know the law!"

"You bastard!" Yang Fan was ashamed and annoyed. He reached out and grabbed Liu Jianfeng's neck and shook it hard. Although the pig thought it was Liu Jianfeng's narcissistic nonsense and a joke, Yang Fan knew that it was all true.

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Many truths are told through jokes.

"Okay, okay, I originally wanted to treat you to a nice meal, but you fed me dog food and I stopped drinking this wine." Zhu Caigui said depressedly, throwing down his wine glass.

Something happened in his family, the case is still being handled, and the company still has a lot of business. Liu Jianfeng and the others can't really drag people to eat endlessly. Now that he has spoken, the banquet is over.

A weird driver came to pick them up at the door and wanted to give them a ride, but Liu Jianfeng refused: "You haven't eaten enough dog food yet?"

The piggy guy gave him the middle finger, patted the seat and told the driver to drive quickly, without even wanting to look at him again.

"You damn guy, you're a bit of a tight-lipped person, please, don't say anything out loud." Yang Fan pinched Liu Jianfeng's arm and said.

"It doesn't matter, people these days are very strange. The more you tell the truth, they think you are joking, but when you are joking, they think it is true." Liu Jianfeng said nonchalantly: "It would be strange if I don't believe you and the pig.

He said that the two of us only had close contact and established a romantic relationship a few days ago. See if he believes it or not."

The lawyer who said this was speechless. It is completely conceivable that if he said this and it was the absolute truth, the pig would definitely not believe it.

Whether it's the relationship between her and Liu Jianfeng when they were students and various rumors, or the attitude they showed in getting along today, it's clear that they are a couple who have been together for a long time.

Liu Jianfeng smiled and hugged Yang Fan's shoulders. Yang Fan also felt that it was natural. This is the best proof.

This is because the two have a deep emotional foundation. They have been classmates since they were young. They peed and muddled together in the kindergarten class. As for who peed and who was bored, it was not so clear-cut.

Therefore, people have said from ancient times to the present that the most beautiful relationship is that of 'childhood sweethearts'.

The most beautiful love is first love, which will be unforgettable for a lifetime, and first love often occurs in the student years, because students' identities are very pure, there is no pressure from social life, and there are no interest entanglements, so love is pure love, and liking is pure love.

Love it wholeheartedly.

Therefore, the class reunion is a shoe-breaking party. Even if you have been married for many years and have a family, it is easy for you to have an affair when you meet your first love as a student, because it was a true love.

"If it wasn't a pig today, I really don't need to know where you are.

I did so many things when I was a student." Yang Fan's mood also calmed down, and he no longer struggled with the issue of who was stronger than whom, as long as the result was good: "You really took the wheels off that mushroom head of Class 2.

?”

"Yeah, who asked him to molest you? He deserves it." Liu Jianfeng said nonchalantly: "I actually loosened the screws on both sides of the front fork of his bicycle. It happened that there was a downhill slope in front of our school, and the gravity was downward, so the screws fell out.

As soon as it fell, the wheels of the car flew away. At that time, the idiot fell so hard that he chewed shit and his face was covered with flowers!"

"You must be wicked. Fortunately, nothing serious happened." Yang Fan said, dumbfounded.

"Don't just talk about me." Liu Jianfeng said: "I remember that there was a little rich woman in class one, and many boys liked to borrow money from her. The girl's monthly budget for aunties was only two hundred yuan, and one time she suddenly gave her

I wrote a love letter, but before I could reply, it spread throughout the school. I said that I had bad breath, armpits, and feet, and that I had a hereditary skin disease, and my skin peeled off every year when spring and autumn changed...

May I ask Lawyer Yang, who spread this rumor? Why didn’t you say that I’m still hibernating in the winter?”

Yang Fan quickly closed his lips, but he didn't hold on for long before bursting into laughter. He held Liu Jianfeng's arm, laughed out loud, and said proudly: "You must be satisfied. I only talked about genetic diseases at that time, not infectious diseases."

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Liu Jianfeng also laughed and hugged her tightly and said: "We are really a match made in heaven. It seems that we are destined to be together. It's just a pity that we were too young at the time and knew how to play around. If I could have confessed to you seriously at that time,

It’s time for our children to go to elementary school now, right?”

"Hmph!" Yang Fan snorted angrily and said, "You were just a fool at that time. In addition to skipping school and going to Internet cafes, you also smoked, drank, and fought in groups, causing my mother to miss out on her beautiful first love."

"Why is it all my fault? You could have confessed to me first!" Liu Jianfeng said shamelessly.

"Bah!" Yang Fan spat at him and said: "How can any girl take the initiative to confess her love? Besides, at that time, you bastard had poor grades, bad character reputation, and the future was even more dark. It was simply...

Useless."

"How can you be useless? At least you are still a virgin." Liu Jianfeng said with a smile.

"You are so shameless." Lawyer Yang was speechless.

"You, a person who took away my purity by force against my will, actually call me shameless?" Liu Jianfeng said righteously.

This is the explanation of the term "strong point". Using the opponent's area of ​​expertise as a weapon to attack the opponent will double the lethality.

Sure enough, Yang Fan pinched and twisted him, and Liu Jianfeng also took the opportunity to touch and scratch him. After a lot of manipulation, he didn't know who was losing and who was taking advantage.

No matter who was at the disadvantage or who was taking advantage, after the fight, the two hugged each other even tighter. Liu Jianfeng put his arm around Yang Fan's shoulders, and Yang Fan put his arm around Liu Jianfeng's hand. They walked closely and snuggled up to each other. It was like a pair in love.

loving couple in.

After a day's work, you enjoy a delicious meal in a high-end restaurant, and you have a close person by your side. You just stroll home, take a shower and go to bed. This is the world of two that everyone longs for.

There was a small employee not far away, with lush vegetation and a central lake. The two of them wandered around in it, feeling indescribably comfortable.

Just when I got to a bench, I saw a strange scene.

One man and one woman,

They were obviously a couple. The chair was obviously long enough for three or four people to sit on, but the couple just sat together.

The woman sat cross-legged on the man's lap, her fluffy long skirt covering the place where the two were connected. They cuddled together and looked at their mobile phones. They regarded Liu Jianfeng and Liu Jianfeng as if they were nothing. On the contrary, Yang Fan felt very embarrassed and pulled Liu Jianfeng away quickly.

go.

"Do you think they are..."

"Don't say it!" Yang Fan quickly blocked Liu Jianfeng's mouth. Today was really unlucky. I went to the restroom in a hotel and there were men and women next door passionate. I was walking in the park and saw this scene again.

In fact, it goes without saying. Looking at the sitting posture, there are a few men who can bear it. She can even imagine what it looks like under the skirt, but she just can't let Liu Jianfeng say it, otherwise he will definitely ask to experience it for himself.

Dragging Liu Jianfeng out of the park quickly, and walking through a public parking lot, he suddenly noticed a car shaking. Liu Jianfeng immediately said alertly: "Why is the car shaking? Is there someone trapped inside?"

Hurry and rescue!"

"Stop!" Yang Fan pulled him tightly and said, "Hurry up and go, these people are really, what the hell is today? Is it a estrus day?"

Liu Jianfeng was unfortunately dragged away by Yang Fan. No one was trapped in the car. The woman's breathing could be heard more than ten meters away.

"This seems to be an arrangement from God. They are using them to warn us not to let down the good times, to be happy in life and to have passion when we are young. Let us get out of the room and return to nature..."

"Bah!" Liu Jianfeng was sprayed with Mrs. Oral Liquid on his face. He bit his lips and pulled Liu Jianfeng away quickly.

Her face was always flushed, from the roots of her ears to her neck, which did not dissipate for a long time. Her steps were a bit messy, her breath was short, and she did not dare to look at Liu Jianfeng anymore, but hurriedly walked on.

The human brain has a very good function, which is association, which is called as an idiom, connecting thoughts to each other.

It means the thought activity that reminds one of something related to it.

We often have various associations. For example, when we see a beautiful woman with a gorgeous figure on the street, it is easy for men to associate her with how she looks in a bikini. For example, when we actually see a beautiful woman in a bikini at the beach, we will think

Think of her taking off her bikini.

It's wonderful. Some people even rely on this association function throughout their lives.

So how could Yang Fan be an exception? After experiencing the passion next door to the toilet, the weird sitting posture on the bench, and the shaking car, how could she not relate to it?

Liu Jianfeng is still thinking about what posture he should adopt in the toilet, how deeply an Arhat can love you when stacked on a bench, and whether he will shake more in a car?

It can be seen from her flushed face, misty eyes, and clamped legs that the associations in her brain have affected her body.

Therefore, when the two returned home and closed the door, Yang Fan threw Liu Jianfeng to the ground like a hungry tiger pounced on food, and passionate kisses rained down on Liu Jianfeng's face, lips, and neck, and the automatic belt buckle

Usually it is not easy to use by myself, and it always gets stuck, but in Yang Fan's hands, it is so easy to solve.
Chapter completed!