Chapter 234 Drunk Harry(1/2)
Because he hadn't seen Cedric for a long time, and Cedric was so enthusiastic that Mike finally compromised and agreed to have two drinks with him.
But Cedric seemed to be afraid that Mike would run away secretly halfway, so he hugged Mike tightly along the way. Finally, after Mike repeatedly expressed that he would never escape, he reluctantly let go of his hand on Mike's shoulder.
The two walked together in the direction of Hufflepuff.
Of course, their destination is not Hufflepuff's lounge, but Hogwarts' kitchen.
Compared with Hufflepuff's lounge, the kitchen is obviously a more suitable place for drinking. The house elves inside cook delicious food and service are not spoken, but they are nice to talk.
Cedric said he likes staying inside.
It is worth mentioning that the two met Harry halfway.
Just from his gloomy expression, you can see that Harry is in a very bad mood now. It would have been fine if Cedric had been dying and had to say hello to him.
But now Cedric actually dragged Harry to the kitchen, claiming to invite him for afternoon tea.
Mike agreed with this!
Although he was in a bad mood, Harry maintained his basic cultivation and kept saying along the way that he would participate in Quidditch's training later and had no time to have afternoon tea.
However, Harry's small arms and calves were obviously not the opponent of the two big men, Mike and Cedric, who were carried to Hogwarts' kitchen by the two.
It is obvious that Cedric must have come to the kitchen to eat and drink frequently.
So when Cedric, Mike and others came to the kitchen, the house elf inside ran to prepare food without even asking questions, while Mike and others found a small round table and sat down.
"Mike, Cedric. To be honest, I really have to go to train later..."
Harry, who was released after coming to the kitchen, wanted to find an excuse to leave, but before he could finish speaking, Cedric got angry.
"What's the matter of training today? Don't make excuses!" Cedric angrily pressed Harry on the chair, "You dare to leave today but don't treat me as a friend!"
Cedric's angry look obviously scared Harry. Harry sat pitifully in his seat, his eyes snatching Cedric from time to time, for fear that he would get angry again.
Seeing this, Mike smiled, patted Harry on the shoulder and said, "Don't be nervous, Cedric has no malicious intentions. Besides, it's raining today, it's really not suitable for Quidditch training."
"I don't want to go either, but Oliver was crazy. He forced everyone to get up at five o'clock every morning to have a morning meeting, and to train every day, without any obstacles!"
Harry specifically emphasized the tone when he said the last four words. It seemed that he was very resentful to their Captain Quidditch.
Mike's smile became even brighter. He thought Roger was crazy enough to pester him all day long to ask him to participate, but he didn't expect Gryffindor's Quidditch team to do more.
Unlike Mike, Cedric, who was originally smiling, immediately became serious after Harry finished speaking, and said to Harry with a complicated expression:
"Don't blame Wood, he should be graduating this year. To be honest, he is quite pitiful. Wood's dream is to become a champion, but Gryffindor has not won the Quidditch Cup for at least seven consecutive years. If he can't win the cup this year..."
Cedric stopped halfway through his words, lowering his head and looking so serious as if he was watching silence for Wood.
Harry lowered his head and said nothing, making Mike feel embarrassed.
The strange silence between the three did not last long, because the amazingly efficient domestic elves had already started serving the dishes.
Cedric, who was awakened from some complex emotion, returned to his original state. He took out a bottle of whiskey from a hidden corner next to the round table, opened the cap and covered the pattern on the bottle with his hands, poured a cup and handed it to Harry.
"Come on, I said I'd like to invite you for afternoon tea." Cedric said with a smile, "Hurchpache's special black tea!"
After Harry saw the cup of liquid that was very similar to black tea, his face showed a look of a black question mark.
"It seems... it's not black tea, right?" Harry lowered his head and smelled it, "Ahem! It doesn't smell like it either! Isn't this wine?"
Seeing that Harry was not fooled, Cedric's smile quickly calmed down, and he picked up the bottle and poured it on himself and Mike before continuing to persuade him:
"You admit that you are wrong. This is black tea, but it smells a bit like wine. Try it, my black tea has the effect that ordinary black tea does not have."
Cedric said this and then continued: "It can make people forget their worries and sorrows. To be honest, this thing is very expensive. If I hadn't seen you frown, I wouldn't have let you drink it."
Harry began to doubt his life. Since he had never drunk alcohol or even smelled it, Harry was unable to confirm the authenticity of Cedric's words, so he could only look at Mike with his eyes.
It is always a bad behavior to cheat children of strong alcohol, but Mike especially wants to see Harry's reaction after being deceived.
So Mike pretended not to see it, lowered his head and ate the wine served by the house elf.
This is a fairly common dish pairing in the UK, with fried pork scrubs, Scottish eggs, jerky beef and some pickled cucumbers.
Many foreigners think of well-dressed gentlemen and gay men when they talk about Britain, but in fact, most British men like to do the most is drinking.
Britain can be said to be a place where alcoholics are abundant. Everyone says that the fighting nation is very good at drinking and is doing vodka every day.
But in fact, when it comes to drinking, Britain is even better than the fighting nation.
In fact, the UK is the country with the largest alcohol consumption in the world (in amount), with a population of more than 60 million, it is ranked first. You can imagine how much the British like to drink.
In such a country where wine culture is prevalent, the food and food will naturally not be bad.
Let’s not talk about beef jerky and pickled cucumbers, the snack of fried pork skin has an unexpected flavor after simple frying.
There is even a restaurant specializing in fried pork skin that was rated as a Michelin three-star. You can imagine how delicious this snack is.
The recipe for fried eggs in Scottish is more complicated than fried pork skin. It is worth noting that this egg is not the same. As the name suggests, this dish is fried eggs.
It's just that it is fried with cooked eggs, and before frying, it is also coated with a layer of seasoned ham, coriander, green onion and other ingredients.
This dish is a bit devilish, Mike is not very interested in it, it feels like a mixture of boiled eggs and fried meat, and it tastes weird and greasy.
When Mike buried his head and ate hard, Harry's eyes also left Mike and re-spoke on the cup of "black tea".
He is not a fool, so he naturally knows that the cup of black tea in front of him is wine.
But the minor's curiosity about alcohol prompted him not to expose Cedric's slutty lies, and even lowered his head and took a sip.
"Ahem!!"
For Harry, a young man who had never drunk alcohol, the 43-degree whiskey was still too strong. As soon as the wine entered his throat, Harry began to cough violently, and Mike and Cedric laughed wildly.
As if to celebrate the success of deceiving Harry, Cedric and Mike raised their glasses and clashed each other, and then drank the small amount of whiskey in the glass in one go.
"Ha, it's such a good wine." Cedric said happily, "How about it, Harry, is it still good to drink with the water of life?"
"I can't do it, this wine is too strong!"
Harry quickly shook his head and waved his hand, saying that he could not enjoy such a delicious food.
However, he was not Cedric's opponent. With Cedric's constant persuasion, he unknowingly drank his whiskey.
Harry, who was drinking for the first time, had obviously not enough alcohol. After a drink, his face turned red with a red face. His eyes were wide open, and his body was swaying on the chair, even his voice became much louder.
Obviously drunk!
Mike and Cedric were naturally not as unbearable as him. While eating snacks, they talked about interesting things that happened recently, and they were in a strong sense of alcohol.
Harry was obviously much bolder after being drunk. Seeing that Cedric and Mike were having fun chatting, he didn't pour him wine and filled it up again. After taking a sip, he started crying.
The heart-wrenching cry scared the domestic elves working in the kitchen, and Mike and Cedric looked at Harry.
Before the two of them began to comfort him, Harry cried and said:
"I'm so hard! Mike! I've been under a lot of pressure recently!"
Cedric and Mike looked at each other, not knowing what to say.
But in fact, they didn't need to say anything. Harry raised his head and drank the wine in his glass again, hugged Mike's arm and said:
"Mc, do you know? I really want to go to Hogsmeade Village, but the day after tomorrow it will be time to register, and Professor McGonagall still refuses to sign for me!"
"Well, maybe she's doing it for your own good? You know, Black is looking for you all over the world."
"For my goodness! For my goodness, I should let me go to Hogsmeade!" Harry yelled and pushed Mike away, "And there are Hermione and Ron, who have had a big fuss recently. Ron said that Hermione's cat always wants to eat his mouse, and Hermione said that her cat would not do this... Oh my God! How could there be so many messes!"
"I'm not happy in class! The old woman in the divination class looked at me with regret all day long, as if I could die at any time! Hegel is the same. He now lets us take care of the caterpillars all day long!..."
It can be seen that Harry has been under a lot of pressure recently. He has been talking about it for a long time. Mike and Cedric are a little at a loss. They have never seen Harry like this before.
At this moment, the kitchen door was pushed open with a loud bang.
When Mike heard the sound, he saw Snape walking up like a big bat.
"Ahh! Three underage students gathered to drink! You are so capable! Ravenclaw, Gryffindor and Hufflepuff each deducted 50 points!" Snape's cold eyes glanced at the three of them, and finally fell on Harry, "Mr. Savior! I didn't expect that I could see you here. I originally planned to lock you up, but now it seems that firing you is the right choice."
After saying that, Snape looked at Harry with pride, looking forward to seeing the bullied but helpless expression in his annoying face.
Every time he sees this face, he always feels like he is revenge, which makes him very happy.
Feng Shui takes turns! James, you bullied me when you were in school, so I will bully your son now.
However, Snape might be disappointed this time. Harry roared with red eyes and rushed towards Snape, hugged Snape's waist and started kicking randomly.
Harry's bold behavior scared Snape. Although Harry's little arms and calf could not hurt him, it made him embarrassed.
"King upside down!"
Snape was useless even his wand. After yelling, Harry was picked up by a huge force and hung upside down in the air.
"Harry attacks Professor! Gryffindor deducts another 50 points!"
"Professor! Don't you think it's too much not to do this?"
As he felt drunk, Mike stood up as soon as his head was hot, questioning Snape, and the black-stinged pear wood wand also appeared in his hand.
As a friend, Cedric, of course, supported Harry and Mike. Seeing this, he stood up and said:
"Snape, if you want to punish me, I'll invite Mike and Harry!"
Snape completely ignored Cedric, staring at Mike with a venomous eye, and said word by word: "Do you want to attack the professor too? Mike! Tolley! It seems that I really want to teach you a good lesson today!"
To be continued...