Chapter 204 Toad and Swan(1/2)
"Tell me, what solution do you have?"
Wu Shixun grinned and said, "Just ask me about this, there is indeed a way! One quick way, the other slow way."
"Tell me."
He nodded and whispered: "First of all, you have to figure out a concept. The old woman is also a flesh-and-blood person. She is just a priest worshiper and worshiper of Dangxiang Chui God. You just need to shoot her head with a gun!"
I frowned and said, "I am a law-abiding citizen. You are committing intentional homicide and are caught eating peanuts. What is the slow way?"
“This is relatively troublesome.”
He drank the beer in a sip and said, "I started to be interested in theology at the age of seven, started to read ancient books at the age of eight, and I became myopia at the age of nine."
"There is Yan Ruyu in the book, the golden house in the book, and there is an old Manchu document from the Qing Dynasty. It contains a method to treat evil gods of unknown origins. This method is to make a special robes!"
"What is a special wardrobe?"
"You layman, just take care of this matter and leave it to me."
"By the way, I'm going to write the story of Dou Chui Shen into a story and pass it on to the post bar. We'll be popular at that time. Do you know if you know? Many people will definitely follow you and watch it!"
"Don't write me, just write yourself. In this way, I'll have something to do when I go back first. Remember me a phone number and tell me if you need help. We have the same goals now."
He immediately said: "Brother, I really need your help now. It takes a lot of precious materials to make a special velvet against the Crawling God. I'm a little short of money recently. Look at you..."
"You need money? How much?"
He compared two fingers, took one back and said, "Ten thousand yuan."
"Brother, believe me, I'm definitely not a liar who cheats you on money!"
"Okay, if I don't believe it, you won't talk to you here. Wait for me for half an hour."
I took a taxi to the bank recently and threw it to him 10,000 yuan. I said seriously: "You have to do your best, it's not a joke."
He stuffed the money into his arms, his face was solemn, and he nodded.
Before leaving, he reminded me again: "If you don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of one. Safety is the most important thing. There are a few things you must do."
"First of all, we can only know about this. Don't tell anyone when you go back, otherwise it will be easy to make a mistake."
I promised to say yes.
He said again: "In addition, you should be careful when you go back. Try not to stare at the water in the past two days, especially the water in the toilet pool! If there is, don't bed with any woman, so that the gods will not be able to find you."
I nodded.
Regardless of whether it is true or not, this is simple for me, just do as it should.
When I returned to the abandoned warehouse of Xinduqiao, I asked me: "Yunfeng, where have you been going? Everything has been prepared. I plan to enter the mountain recently."
"Oh, I met an old friend in the county yesterday. I had a meal together and put my head on it. I'll take a break from entering the mountain for two days. I'll talk about it next week."
“Why?”
I pointed out and said, "Look at me, we have to sell the goods in the past two days, right? After getting the money, we will get some money. Our team has not paid for a while."
"Yeah... OK, listen to you."
After I said that, I pushed the door open and went out.
It was afternoon, neither cold nor hot, and the breeze blew, bringing the fragrance of lavender.
A harmonica sound suddenly came from the flower field not far away.
When I walked over, I saw that it was the eldest lady and Douyazai lying in the flower field. There were hay under them, and Douyazai was crossing her legs and playing the harmonica.
The eldest lady lay down and asked anxiously: "Later! Later, there was no water. Brother Dou, how did you get out of the Tengri Desert!"
Douyazi put down his harmonica, grinned, revealing his neat white teeth.
He smiled and said, "Men must have a steely will and a spirit of never giving up in desperate situations."
"I had no water at that time. Because my mother was still there, I could not be an unfilial son. So in order to survive, I relied on drinking my own urine and walked more than 400 kilometers against the yellow sand all over the sky! I walked out of the Tengger Desert? I finally survived."
The eldest lady grabbed Dou Yazai's left hand and comforted him and said, "Brother Dou, you are so strong, your mother must be proud of you."
Douyazi grabbed the eldest lady's hand and said, "Those things have passed. I don't want to mention them anymore. Come on, tell me your QQ number. Let's contact us privately afterwards."
"Hey...! Why are you doing!"
I went over and pulled Douyai up and pushed him to the side.
"You've just said nonsense. Your mother hasn't cared about you for more than ten years after remarrying. Can you still be so filial?"
Douyazi shook my hand away and said reluctantly: "Fengzi, don't worry about me! One day and a half, she will be my girlfriend!"
"You want to die?"
"You don't know what her family background is. The daughter of Thirteen ranks dating a tomb robber! The family spent some money on the road and bought your life in minutes!"
After hearing this, Douyazai retorted me and said, "You are all old ideas. In ancient times, there were few poor scholars who were attracted by daughters?"
"Are you a scholar? You are fucking graduated from the fifth grade of elementary school and you are not as good as my education!"
"Brother Dou, what are you talking about mysteriously?"
I immediately turned around and smiled, "It's nothing, I'll just chat with you Brother Dou,"
After chatting with the eldest lady for a while, she said she would leave later and ask her driver to give me the money after meeting.
5 million...How many people can't make so much money in their entire lives, but in the eyes of some rich people, they are just a string of numbers that are casually said.
I worked diligently last year and saved more than three million yuan in a year of hard work, and this may be just a month of pocket money for the young lady.
At around 6 o'clock in the evening, the group of three arrived at the county town.
"Where is your driver? I didn't see the car," Douyazai turned his head and looked back and forth,
"Uncle Bai said he was waiting for me at the entrance of the milk tea shop."
I said the milk tea shop is ahead, and there are still two hundred meters.
After arriving, I saw the yellow card Maybach with a strong aura at first glance.
The driver named Bai was wearing a straight Zhongshan suit, his hair was meticulously combed, his temples were slightly white, and the blood vessels on the back of his hands were protruding, and he stood straight in front of Maybach.
At this time, a wind happened to blow a leaf. The man didn't even look at it. He clamped the leaf with his fingers. He held it tightly and loosened it. The leaf broke into powder and drifted away with the wind.
"Miss, you are willful again!"
"Oh, do I know I'm wrong?"
The eldest lady ran forward, hugged his arm and said coquettishly, "Uncle Bai, you are the best for me! I'm having a great time here in Sichuan."
The driver looked at Dou Yazai and me, and said with a cold face: "Young man, fortunately you are self-aware. Since the lady is safe and sound, I won't pursue you."
"Uncle Bai, don't blame them! I asked them to take me to play. Let me introduce it. This is Brother Xiang! This is Brother Dou! They are all good people. They took me to a fun circus and dig..."
“What to dig?”
The eldest lady immediately changed her words: "Dig a carrot! We also dug a big carrot together!"
She probably wanted to dig a coffin.
I shook my head, took the bag from Douyazai, and handed it over to tell me that you would count the dots.
"What's this?"
"Uncle Bai, this is the antique cultural relics I bought. I like it so much. Give them the money for me, five million."
"Five million!"
"Miss, what did you buy again? I spent five million! It can't be cheated!"
He opened the bag and took out a few antiques and looked at it. His face changed. Looking at his expression, I knew he must be aware of the goods.
Douyazai said: "We are not lying. The things in this bag are all fidelity, and they all come to generations!"
"Miss, please get in the car and wait. Let's move and have a chat alone."
He called Dou Yazai and me aside and said directly, "You two are Tu Masters, aren't you?"
I said no, and Douyazai said no.
He frowned and said, "I have seen no fewer antiques than you. I can see where anything comes from at a glance, so don't think about lying to me."
I shrugged my shoulders and smiled and said, "Brother, whatever you think, you just say yes, but the eldest lady swears that she will give us money. If you don't give money, I will go out in the business and say that the Xie family in the Thirteenth Branch of Guangzhou does not keep their word and does not pay for the goods."
"Okay, you guy! You're still threatening me?"
"Five million is impossible. Although our Xie family has money, that money is not caused by the strong wind."
He said in a deep voice: "I have protected the lady for seventeen years and know her very well. The lady is not well-educated and has no idea of money since she was a child. She likes it, and I will not object to her to accept your antiques."
"I probably saw it just now. Your things are of no high or low level, and the total price is suitable for just over one million. I will give you one million. If you agree, transfer the money to you immediately."
Douyazi was immediately dissatisfied and wanted to speak.
I took the lead and said, "Let me do this, brother, each step back, 188, I will send you the same as you send me!"
"Yes, the deal is done." We shook hands.
Seeing the person turning around and leaving, Dou Yazi said anxiously: "What's wrong with Fengzi? Are you stupid? The donkey kicked his head! The meat that reaches his mouth cannot be eaten!"
To be continued...