Chapter 189 My real experience in learning occult arts(1/2)
Uncle Hui wanted to stay with us for three days, saying that he would eat us for three days, and that this was his always rule.
I wish he could stay for a few more days, I have a little thought.
This day.
"Uncle Hui is starting to eat! I just bought a fresh big elbow in the morning! I also added more than a dozen Cordyceps sinensis to nourish it!"
"Um...."
Uncle Hui opened the lid of the pot and sniffed it and said, "It looks good, it's quite fragrant."
He was not afraid of being hot, so he grabbed his big elbow from the pot and chewed it, making his mouth full of oil.
"Uncle Hui, look...this...hehe."
Looking at him eating, I rubbed my hands and smiled.
"Speaking attentively for nothing, why? You kid want to learn my secret method of collecting the sun?"
I immediately said, "Yes! If you want to learn, I don't have to learn too deeply! Uncle Hui, just teach me a little bit."
"Then what did you learn to do?" he asked.
I said I didn't do anything, just use it for myself.
Uncle Hui threw his big elbow into the bowl and looked at me squintly, "How can I not understand your little thoughts? But...If you really want to learn from me, you can teach me and recognize me as your godfather. In this way, even if we are a family, I can teach you the secret method of collecting the sun."
I thought about it and said, "Tell me a little first. If it works, I will recognize you as my godfather. How about it?"
He nodded and said yes.
I was overjoyed and thought that this kind of secret method of family tradition was difficult to get in touch, but I didn't expect that Uncle Hui was so good.
Don’t ruin me. The reason why I want to learn is because I do this business. If you deal with ancient corpses every day, you will easily encounter corpse poison. If you learn how to prevent yourself, you will use it.
After eating his elbow, Uncle Hui leaned on the sofa and clenched his teeth with his hands. He raised his legs and said, "My secret method of collecting yang is to practice handstands. You stand upside down for an hour every day to make the qi and blood recoil. Drink three big bowls of water before going to bed. You can't get up at night. The first thing you do when you wake up in the morning is to hold your urine."
"Just hold your urine?" I asked in confusion.
Uncle Hui said: "That's not. This is just a preparatory method for practicing the secret method of collecting yang. When you can't hold it in, you can urinate. Remember! You can't urinate at one time. You can stop immediately after one second. At this time, you need to exercise control in stages. If you are a beginner, just urinate ten times."
I was curious to ask Uncle Hui how many times can you divide it.
He proudly told me that he could urinate in 9980 times once he urinated. I believed what he said, this is indeed great and requires super control.
Uncle Hui said: "You practice the secret method of collecting the sun for two days first. Before I leave a few days later, I will teach you the remaining five tricks depending on the situation."
"Yunfeng."
I was about to reply to Uncle Hui when I heard someone calling me at the door. When I looked up, I was overjoyed.
"Brother Yu!"
"When did you wake up? You've been sleeping for three days!"
Brother Yu looked pale, he leaned against the door, his voice weak.
"I just woke up. How is Achun? Who is this person?"
"Brother Yu is Uncle Hui, it's him who saved Achun!"
Brother Yu looked surprised and hurriedly thanked him, and then held the wall and was about to see Achun.
Uncle Hui looked at it and shook his head and sighed: "Since ancient times, heroes have been sad about beauty. When asked what love is in the world, they have taught people to agree with each other in life and death."
Achun woke up that evening.
Although I woke up, Uncle Gray, Achun's face, told me in a low voice that I could not recover in a short period of time, and I might be like this for the rest of my life.
Achun asked Brother Yu: "Do I look ugly now?"
Brother Yu didn't care at all. He hugged Achun and smiled and said, "I'm useless, we're just talking about it. How could it be ugly? There's nothing wrong. I'm just a fish. I don't dare to show my head when I see you at the bottom of the water. What's this called? This is called sinking fish and falling geese."
Douyazai didn't know when he came in. When he heard this, he pretended to vomit.
I pulled him out and quietly closed the door of the room.
To be honest, I don’t have a deep relationship with Achun, but Brother Yu and I have a deep friendship. We are the best brothers. I feel very uncomfortable when I hear him say that I am useless.
What is the foundation of martial arts?
Can this thing really be ruined? I, an outsider, don’t understand it.
"Why is Fengzi? I'm in a bad mood, do you want to drink some?"
I nodded and said, "I'll drink it on the roof."
After taking two bottles of wine, Douyazai and I looked at the night view of Kangding in front of me and touched a glass of heavy glass.
Douyazi said loudly: "I've done this sip of wine! I forgot my worries! I'll make a fortune tomorrow!"
After drinking two bottles of 60-degree white wine for more than an hour, Douyazai was drunk and lying on the roof and slept soundly. I was also dizzy and slowly lay on my back.
The sky is full of stars.
As I looked at it, I suddenly felt that the arrangement of these stars was regular and had traces to inquire!
The whole sky is the main tomb, and countless stars are like countless coffins! They stand in the sky one by one!
I stood up swayingly and ran back to get the notes given by Mr. Wu. I haven't read these notes for a long time. I quickly turned to the last two pages. The pictures on it were all about Feng Shui Constellations that I couldn't understand.
Next, an incredible scene happened!
The complex star map in the book begins to twist and transform, turning into a finger-long dragon-shaped creature. It jumps out of the book and flies towards the coffin in the sky, flying bigger and bigger!
Finally it turned into a giant dragon with a blurry body! It looked extremely majestic and spectacular!
I opened my mouth wide and stared blankly into the sky.
The dragon twisted its huge body back and forth, and wherever it passed, all the coffins turned into golden coffins!
"Yunfeng! You can't be found everywhere, so you are drinking here."
The sound of Xiaoxuan speaking suddenly came from behind.
At this moment, the golden coffin and dragon in the sky disappeared, and my notes returned to normal.
"What's wrong? What were you just looking at?" Xiaoxuan looked at the sky curiously and asked.
"No... I didn't see anything, what's wrong?"
"I'll tell you that I have something to do with you, so go quickly."
It turned out that Batou was asking me to discuss the inventory at hand. We still had some cultural relics left on our hands. Batou asked me for my opinion, whether to cash out before the New Year or after the New Year, and also, Batou discussed with me how to deal with the Changchun meeting that might be in the Changchun at any time.
I said, wait until the next trip, it is best to cash in before the New Year, so that you can pay more money. As for the Changchun meeting... We can hide if we can. If we really can't hide, we can just take one step at a time.
He sighed and said that it seemed that he could only do this first.
"By the way," I said the strange scene I just saw.
"Are you sure you're not drinking too much?"
I shook my head and said, "I didn't drink too much, the scene I just saw was too real."
He frowned and looked at me for several minutes.
I asked in a low voice what was wrong.
He looked at me, stretched his eyebrows, and a faint smile appeared on his face. I felt even more assured when he smiled.
He said, "Don't be afraid, this is a good thing, Yunfeng, if you are sure that you are clear-headed and not drunk just now, then you are enlightened."
"Enlightenment?"
"Yes, it's enlightenment," he stood up and said, "In our industry, there are only a few talented people who have different situations. The reason why I dare to conclude is that there was a similar situation when I was young. At that time, my old man named Wang Pingzi told me that I was enlightened."
"Take head, what do you see with that head? It's the dragon and golden coffin just like me?"
"No, different."
Close your head and eyes and recalled hard: "I still remember that I saw a big weight back then."
"Big weight?!"
"Yes, I disappeared after watching it for more than a minute. Yunfeng, how long have you been watching it?"
"Put your head, I just looked at it for at least eight minutes! If Xiaoxuan hadn't called me suddenly, it would have lasted for a while."
“Eight minutes…”
He murmured, "It's a pity that Xiaoxuan woke you up. If you can watch it for ten minutes, you will be able to match our Northern School record."
"Who is this ten-minute record? Ancient or modern people?" I asked.
He shook his head and smiled, "You can't say it, you will know who it is in the future."
After coming out of the room where I came out of the head, I remembered what Uncle Hui said, and took off my shoes and flipped directly to the wall to start practicing handstand.
It was fine at the beginning of ten minutes, but after ten minutes, I looked down and obviously felt blood rushing into my head.
I also listened to Uncle Hui in the morning, and I urinated ten times after I urinated.
Not sure if it is a psychological effect, I feel energetic after practicing and full of strength.
To be continued...