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Chapter 70 I’m not a scumbag

Before he could speak, he heard Douyazai snatch the words: "Master Zhe, how can you do this! I haven't closed my eyes since the morning. It's normal for us to work harder, but I'll bother you."

"Why......."

"Master Zhe, go to bed. I'll watch tonight. I'm not sleepy. I'll sleep in the cave for two days."

When he heard what I said, Master Zhe didn't say a word, and walked to the tent with the book in his arms, as if he was afraid that I would regret it.

At 10:30, Xiaoxuan and I were left outside the camp.

"Xiaoxuan, don't you go to sleep?"

Xiaoxuan tied her hair with a rubber band and said casually: "Xiang Yunfeng, why did you put your pants on the opposite side? You took them off in a cave."

I can't tell the truth, and I won't tell you even if I beat you to death.

So, I lied and said, "You don't know, there are many small snakes in that cave, and a snake drilled into my pants, so I..."

"That's why you got into bed with her?"

"You can also like Xiang Yunfeng, the snake girl's appearance? Are you a pervert?"

"No! The truth is not what you think?"

"What's the real situation like? Have you ever had xx with her?"

"explain!"

This sentence was so loud that my heart tightened.

My eyes dripped, thinking about how to fool this.

When she saw it, Xiaoxuan grabbed the knife and walked towards me.

"Don't!"

"Don't be impulsive! You can discuss something if you have something to do! Don't be impulsive!"

Xiaoxuan had red eyes, she grabbed my collar, looked up at me and said, "I'm giving you a chance, saying..."

"I said! Damn, I said it's not OK!"

I stumbled and talked about the story roughly, but did not hide it from her.

After hearing this, she said, "So, after taking that medicine, you didn't go to the last step? Did she help you?"

My face was extremely awkward and nodded helplessly.

"Can't I? You're looking for her?"

I can't speak.

"No! What are you doing!"

Xiaoxuan pointed at me with a knife and said coldly: "I want you to have a better memory, your arms or legs, choose one."

I said I wouldn't choose.

Xiaoxuan sneered, "Then I'll choose for you! Just arm."

After saying that, he slashed my right arm!

Her knife was very sharp, and my right arm started to bleed continuously.

"Don't move...if you want to move, you're not a man."

I could feel that she was really angry, so I just stood still and didn't move.

Xiaoxuan brought her bowl from her bag, held it in her hand, and took it to my wound.

The blood dripped down, and she didn't move with a cold face.

Just five minutes passed.

After receiving half a bowl, Xiaoxuan raised her hand and drank the blood directly. The whole process did not stop at all.

Throwing the bowl, she wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth with her fingers, and looked at me and said, "Remember, there is only this time, no next time, your person is mine, everything about you is my mother, except me

, I, Zhao Xuanxuan, will not allow any woman to touch you."

I nodded.

Seeing me nodding, she took out gauze from her arms, as if she had prepared it in advance, and helped me tie my arms tightly, and soon stopped the bleeding.

"Does it hurt?"

I shook my head and said it didn't hurt.

"to be honest."

I said it hurts a lot.

We sat down side by side, and Xiaoxuan asked me if I wanted a cigarette, but she rarely smoked.

Slowly spitting out the smoke, Xiaoxuan said, "Yunfeng, do you still remember the time I took a shower in the desert?"

I recalled: "I remember, it's been a year or two in the Crescent Oasis? Then you said there were snakes in the pond, which scared me so much that I turned my head to look, but it turned out to be just a shadow of the branches at the bottom of the water."

"Oh..."

Xiaoxuan held a cigarette in her hand and said to herself, "Yunfeng, you said, God really predicted it? At that time, I just had a good impression of you, but God told me in advance that I would lose to a snake in the end.



"How does x taste? Is it cool?"

Suddenly, I didn't react to this. I nodded subconsciously and shook my head again.

In fact, we didn’t have the words “straight men” and “scumbags” at that time, which were bad men, stupid men, and fickle radish.

I have really studied that the word scumbag has been cited in a large number of times, around 2009, after the popular saying "hehe" on QQ.

This word was first good, referring to a man who was so handsome that he was so bad, so he was called a scumbag. Later, it may be because handsome men always get flirted with things, so it gradually became a derogatory word.

The man who was scolded had to fight back, so he scolded the other party as a scumbag, and the word scumbag was born.

If Xiaoxuan and I confirm the relationship, then I am a scumbag.

But fundamentally speaking, we didn't confirm the relationship at that time, so I'm not a scumbag, whoever I love is.

The firewood was burning, Xiaoxuan threw a piece of dry firewood and said, "I was just 18 years old at that time. I was afraid that you would not want me, so I wanted to find a man as my backer. Later, I gradually understood a truth, women

You don’t need to rely on men, women can only rely on themselves. I, Zhao Xuanxuan, will become a woman like Jiuqingshui in the future.”

"Nine Qingshui?"

I shook my head - "Xiaoxuan, it's probably difficult. Jiuqingshui is not alone. In our industry, they are the industries and connections accumulated by four generations of women."

Xiaoxuan said: "Look at me, Zhao Xuanxuan, will surpass her within ten years and become the number one female tomb robber in the Northern School."

I said Sister Xuan is awesome, I think of you.

"Okay, it's very late. Let's tell you that you will find a tomb tomorrow. Go to bed quickly."

After watching Xiaoxuan leave, I opened my mouth and yawned, thinking that it was okay, but I fooled it.

I closed my eyes, but I couldn't help but recall that scene in my mind. I slapped myself hard.

Nearly 12 o'clock.

It was very quiet around, and there was no sound of birds singing.

The night wind blew, and I couldn't help but sneeze.

"ah!"

It was Xiaoxuan's scream!

I rolled and crawled, ran over and lifted her tent!

"What's wrong! What's wrong!"

Xiaoxuan's face turned pale, her hands trembled, and she pointed at the position of her bed sheet.

I suddenly lifted the sheets.

It’s dense! I immediately saw dozens of small toads, not big!

Some of these toads were dead and turned to their stomachs, but most of them were still alive and jumping around, a lot of them! They jumped around on the bed sheets!

I know Xiaoxuan is already resistant to such things.

"Who the hell did this!"

I cursed inwardly, and directly packed the sheets and took them outside, shaking hard and shaking again and again.

It's her...?

"Xiaoxuan! Don't go!"

"Let me go!"

Xiao Yuan's face turned pale in anger. She cursed directly at the tent where the snake girl lived: "Ugly monster! One person does things and one person does it! Don't think that if you give Xiang Yunfeng x, he will like you! Ugly monster! You yourself

Is it okay to look in the mirror?”

The tent that was passed by was opened, and the snake girl came out and said with a cold face: "I didn't offend you, why did you scold me?"

Xiaoxuan took a few steps ahead, and she was half a pound tall.

"Also pretended? You must have put those toads!"

"Hmph, toad..."

The snake girl's yellow eyes stared at Xiaoxuan like a poisonous snake, and said coldly: "If I want to put it, I won't put a toad, I will put a poisonous snake. I'm ugly, but Brother Xiang doesn't like you either.

.”

Xiaoxuan looked at the snake girl and looked colder: "Ugly, are you giving me a try?"

The snake girl raised her head, her eyes were very cold, and she said word by word: "Listen, he doesn't like you."

"Have you heard it clearly? Otherwise, I'll say it again?"
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