What a huge cesspit!

The No. 1 Middle School of Zhimi County is built side by side with the pig pens and sheep pens of the County Supply and Marketing Cooperative Food Station.

The overall structure shows an "eight" shape, with two deep ditches built with stones for diversion.

Behind the toilet, an overall shape similar to the character "jie" is formed.

And at the end of the word "jie" is the huge cesspit that everyone jokingly calls "the pit of thousands of people".

This giant cesspit is dozens of square meters in size.

There is gold, pig dung, sheep dung, cow dung, and wastewater after slaughtering livestock, all of which will be discharged into this pit.

It's fortunate that it's the twelfth lunar month of winter, and the liquid in the manure pit has begun to form a thin layer of ice.

In addition, the sticky stuff inside has not been fully fermented. Therefore, in winter, this large cesspit does not have any peculiar smell.

If you encounter flies and mosquitoes in summer, and dense maggots multiply,

You can imagine how rich the smell will be in this cesspit.

I don’t know how the residents living nearby have survived all these years.

The two men and horses came to the manure pit.

"Light dong dong——"

The sound of hundreds of pairs of dung buckets being put down in unison was so faint that it actually created the momentum of thousands of horses galloping!

It was like the ancient imperial cavalry launching a small-scale charge.

After a large, dark group of members gathered on the flat dam in front of the cesspit.

The captain of the Guanzhuang production team stepped forward with a smile and asked: "Accountant Li, what are the old rules?"

Accountant Li nodded slightly, "My nephew is lighting lanterns, so let's continue as usual!"

Among the queues on both sides, from the crowd of the Guanzhuang production team, three tall and round members stood out.

Each of them held a long-handled dung spoon in their hands, and walked straight to the dung pit and stood there.

Among the Shilipu production team, two members with the best physical fitness walked out, holding long-handled fecal spoons.

Stopped in front of the cesspit.

The Guanzhuang production team can send three members to scoop out manure.

They are responsible for loading the excrement from the cesspool into the cesspools picked by the members.

But the Shilipu production team can only send two members to do this kind of work.

The reason for this situation is because:

In the past, there were countless fights and collisions between the Guanzhuang production team and the Shilipu production team.

After repeated defeats and repeated defeats, the Shilipu production team finally had no choice but to accept the unequal agreement from the other party.

The Shilipu production team is in a panic because of the debt:

With one less person on his side, he would naturally suffer a big loss in terms of the amount of fertilizer he could get.

What is even more unacceptable is the strong sense of humiliation this brought to the Shilipu production team!!

Usually, members of the two production teams go to the market in the county town, or when doing errands.

If members of both sides meet,

The members of the Shilipu production team are always haggard and do not dare to look directly at each other.

On the contrary: the members of the Guanzhuang production team always hold their heads high and arrogant.

In front of the cesspool, members of both sides mingled with each other, separated from one another.

Use a 2+3 formation and stand on the edge of the giant pit, ready to go.

"Please!"

The militia captain of the Guanzhuang production team cursed secretly.

Then he pointed to Luo Xuan, who was holding an extra-large eagle-billed manure scoop at the edge of the manure pit, "You accountant, your production team is cheating!"

Accountant Li snorted coldly, "If you think you can't do it, just admit defeat and don't make excuses."

Captain of the Guanzhuang militia, I still want to argue a few words.

But the captain reached out and stopped him, "Every time, no matter which two production teams come here to poop.

No one has any restrictions on how big the other person's shit scoop is. If someone is a big shit scoop, it doesn't count as cheating."

The food station and the middle school have one integrated cesspit.

The products poured into this pit every day are rich and the quantity is huge.

Therefore, among the 10 or so production teams next to the county seat, two of them would take turns each time to organize members to come and clean the cesspit.

These are excreta that cannot be avoided by public institutions.

But for the majority of production team members, it is a rare and valuable fertilizer.

therefore,

Every time someone comes to clean the manure pit, between the two production teams, it is inevitable that some people will think that the other party is ruthless and wants to fish out the more viscous fertilizer at the bottom of the pit.

Over time,

Complaints will turn into sarcasm, and they will turn into insults.

It evolved to the point where it ended up being a negotiation with fists: How should we allocate the share of scooping manure more reasonably?

In large villages like Guanzhuang, they have a lot of young and strong labor force.

Shilipu Village, which was at a disadvantage, had no choice but to swallow its anger and let the other side get more fertilizer back.

But the disadvantaged party can't just sit back and wait for death, right?

Slowly, it began to develop: the members they sent out to scoop up manure were all the strongest and most powerful men.

In order to improve the efficiency of scooping out manure, some production teams started to use special big spoons!

If someone else scoops a spoonful, the result is 7 or 8.

When he swallowed it down, it weighed more than 10 kilograms!

Use one spoonful against another's two spoons and see where the sticky fertilizer at the bottom of the pit escapes!!

But actually,

This method seems clever, but in fact it is of little use. Because human physical strength is always limited.

A spoonful weighs more than 10 kilograms. If you want to fill the dung buckets brought by your production team, you will need more than 100 dung buckets.

No one can withstand such long hours of high-intensity labor.

Moreover, there is an unwritten rule when scooping manure in front of the manure pit: the member responsible for scooping manure is not allowed to be changed midway!

Thus,

It is conceivable that if you want to cheat by enlarging the excrement spoon in your hand, it will not work at all.

"Stupid! Bad! Stupid and bad."

After Xu Daliang understood clearly the rules of scooping manure.

Looking coldly at Luo Xuan, who was holding a huge dung spoon, he couldn't help but sneered, "After all, I'm still a clown who can't get on the stage.

Want to achieve his ulterior purpose by playing clever tricks? Oh, all the monsters and monsters cannot withstand the baptism of the sun after all!

Xu Daliang turned around,

He raised his arms and shouted: "Today, I invite everyone to take a good look at how this guy who tried to take evil ways failed.

See how he completely throws in the towel?

All his dirty behaviors and ideas are destined to be completely destroyed by our working people.

Come on, comrades! Come on, comrades!"

The other two, together with Xu Daliang, were educated youths who jumped in line at Guanzhuang.

They also followed him and cheered: "Come on, comrades, let us use the fist of justice to completely smash the conspiracy of these clowns!"

"Yes! Comrades, work hard. We must let those cockroaches hiding in dark corners know how great we are and how great the power of the masses is!!

Let the cockroaches see how indestructible our strong will is! Come on, comrades"

see the situation,

Accountant Li from the Shilipu production team looked grim.

The captain of the Guanzhuang production team gently nudged Accountant Li with his arm, "Can we start now?"

"Didi——"

The whistle sounds, and the feces grabbing battle officially begins!!
To be continued...