Chapter 261 Holding hands to give birth to a little monkey(1/3)
Luo Xuan, Bu Yaoming and Du Zhong, a group of three people, had just turned around the mountain pass.
Then I saw the monkey hiding in a tall yellow horned orchid tree, jumping up and down anxiously.
"If you come down, can I still eat you?"
Bu Xiaoyu, who was standing under the tree, put his hands on his hips and smiled sweetly at the monkey on the tree, "You are a big man, do you dare to do this? Come down, I will tell you clearly today."
The monkey grabbed the tree branch and was about to speak.
But when he caught a glimpse of Bu Yaoming and others walking from a distance, he was so frightened that his legs suddenly became weak!
"Sister Bu, ancestor Xiaoyu, can you just let me go?"
The monkey begged bitterly, "I am just a descendant of a small comprador. I live with my tail between my legs every day, and I never dare to provoke anyone.
Now we just want to follow Luo Xuan and beg for food.
From now on, if Luo Xuan gives me another wife, we will be content for the rest of our lives... You are the precious daughter of the captain's family, and we... are really not suitable for each other."
Monkey wants to marry a wife and is almost crazy about it.
Originally, according to his plan, he would follow Luo Xuan to farm and hunt, and work hard for a few years.
perhaps,
When the time comes, I can even marry a woman with a big butt and thick waist as my wife.
As for whether she is beautiful or not, it doesn't matter what kind of hands she has...
It's fine if it's a woman, as long as she can give birth.
Monkeys are not picky eaters.
With his kind of character, the monkey is not qualified to be picky.
But he never expected that the Bu Xiaoyu in front of him would catch him and pursue him desperately every day!
Bu Xiaoyu is good, she is young and pretty.
But precisely because the conditions of Bu Xiaoyu's family were so good and the ingredients were so popular, this far exceeded Monkey's expectations for his future wife.
Just like a beggar who originally just wanted to beg for a bowl of overnight rice, but now, someone treats him to a braised goose that has just been cooked...
It is good to eat braised goose.
Unfortunately,
There was a guy holding a big wooden stick next to him, staring at him eagerly...
Therefore, Bu Xiaoyu's pursuit of the monkey did not bring him a surprise.
But frightened.
Bu Xiaoyu was standing low under the tree. She did not see Luo Xuan. Bu Yaoming and others had already come over.
She just giggled and said, "Monkey, if you say it's not appropriate, then it's not appropriate?
But why do I feel that we are a good match?
Come down! Can you hide in the tree for the rest of your life? Let me tell you, if I don’t mind you, I will marry you... Giggle, I will also give birth to a little monkey with you!"
Girls and old women in the mountains are generally bold and even unrestrained.
Bu Xiaoyu actually doesn't understand anything about men and women.
But she dared to say anything if she couldn't stand it!
The cold wind was biting, and Bu Xiaoyu's previous words had already reached Bu Yaoming's ears.
His heart suddenly fell into a hole in the ice...
"What?! Do you dare to do it or not... What did this damn monkey do to my Xiaoyu?"
Bu Yaoming grabbed Eucommia ulmoides and said, "You come to carry the burden, and I will go find him to settle the score!"
With that said, Bu Yaoming put the burden on the ground.
He ran towards the yellow horned orchid tree and rushed past like a gust of wind!
Eucommia ulmoides from behind shouted in a hurry, "You asked me to carry the burden, why don't you put down the pole for me."
Bu Yaoming rushed to the tree,
He raised the pole in his hand, aimed at the monkey on the tree, and hit it with all his strength!
"Hey, you! Uncle Bu, don't hit me!"
The shoulder pole was like a javelin, passing through the branches with a whoosh and going straight towards the monkey.
He was so frightened that he quickly jumped from one branch to another.
The branches are swaying, and the monkey is teetering.
Bu Xiaoyu, who was under the tree in shock, quickly reached out and grabbed Bu Yaoming, who was picking up rocks on the ground, "Dad, what are you doing? Are you planning to hit someone to death? Dad, don't hit him, be careful if he falls.
What should I do if it breaks?"
"I'm going to smash him to death!"
Bu Yaoming gritted his teeth and said, "It's not like you can't bury someone in the pile of rocks in this mountain! I... get out of the way, I have to smash him to death today!"
"Discipline, pay attention to discipline! Dad, you are a cadre, you can't mess around."
How dare Bu Xiaoyu let go?
She grabbed her father's arm desperately and yelled at the tree, "Are you a stupid monkey? As the Third World said, a small stick will hurt you, but a big stick will move you. You stupid monkey, why don't you run away quickly?"
When the monkey heard this, he lowered his head and looked at the terrain, ready to escape!
At this moment, Sanshi and Du Juan walked towards here, one behind the other.
Bu Yaoming rushed forward and reached out to grab the gun on Sanshi's shoulder!
This is a standard rifle!
If the angry Bu Yaoming snatched it away, even 10 monkeys wouldn't be enough for him to practice target.
The third generation was so anxious that he pulled on the armed belt and begged for mercy, "Uncle Bu, don't do this! The hunting team has rules, the gun must never leave your hand, and the gun is always there...Uncle Bu, calm down, calm down!"
"I'll calm down!"
Bu Yaoming was very strong, but the third generation, who was a bit thin, couldn't beat him.
The third generation was so anxious that he quickly turned to Du Juan and shouted: "Sister Juan, come and help! Don't let Captain Bu make mistakes!"
Sister Juan?
Eucommia ulmoides, who was holding a large wooden bucket filled with rice, heard the words and put down the rice bucket in his hand, "Where is my two-foot-long hatchet?!"
The situation is urgent,
Du Juan hurried forward, and while helping Sanshi protect the gun, she said in a panic, "Uncle Bu, calm down! Xiaoyu and the others didn't do anything, why are you so angry?"
Bu Yaoming was also tired of grabbing.
While panting, he said angrily: "You haven't done anything? You're about to give birth to a little monkey!"
Du Juan was stunned, "How is that possible? Every day when we go out, Xiaoyu is with me. At night, we sleep in the same stone house. How could we give birth to a little monkey?"
At the foot of Xiaolaojun Mountain is the shack built by the hunting team.
Du Juan and Bu Xiaoyu climbed to the bandit's den on the mountain to spend the night.
The two of them were already very courageous, and the fact that they brought Bu Xiaoyu's Ahuang with them gave Du Juan and Bu Xiaoyu a bit more courage.
Wherever Bu Xiaoyu goes, he will take Ah Huang with him. This is what Luo Xuan means.
Because Luo Xuan knows: in less than half a year, all the dogs in the production team will probably be unable to escape the fate of keeping company with peppercorns and aniseed!
By that time, no one will have anything to eat, so who will still dislike dog meat?
When Bu Yaoming heard what Du Juan said, he felt a little relieved.
But the stakes were so important that he didn't dare to be careless.
"Then ask her!"
Bu Yaoming pointed at Bu Xiaoyu who was standing under the tree and reaching out to help the monkey escape. "Xiaoyu, come here! Tell me, what's going on?"
Xiao Yu saw that her father was already like a furious lion, and she didn't dare to disobey him at that moment.
I saw her walking up to Bu Yaoming coyly, "Dad, he...he took my hand."
Bu Yaoming was stunned, "Ah? Hold hands...what else?" M..coM
"Dad! What else is there! This alone has worried me for a long time."
Bu Xiaoyu twisted the corner of his clothes, blushed and whispered, "Du Juan told me that I can't hold hands... I can't do that."
Bu Yaoming turned to look at Du Juan.
"Uncle Bu, they just once went out to place the animal trap, and the monkey pulled Xiaoyu's hand."
Du Juan listened for so long, and now she has somewhat understood the cause and effect of the matter.
To be continued...