Three hundred and forty-two chapters chicken is calling
At 1 a.m., the city of Amiens was reflected in the depths of the night. The darkness silently wrapped the city of Amiens tightly. People could only see the city's angular beauty through the vaguely exposed light. This city that makes people cherish is sleeping and sleeping. The roosters, hens, big chickens, and chicks are also sleeping peacefully under the urging of the biological clock. Until dawn, these roosters that defend the light crow.
But today, someone wants these roosters to crow in advance. When the British soldiers in Amiens were sleeping like babies, and when the patrolling British soldiers were also yawning and lacked attention, several black shadows rushed to the chicken coop. While there was no one around, they learned to crow at the chicken coop, "Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh," "Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh," "Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,"
These people are special personnel in the special forces of the pests. Before joining the army, they were all thieves who were picking flowers and thieves. They were able to learn how to bark, learn cats, learn tortoises, learn tortoises, and learn to crowshops. They were all more comfortable to learn to be chirped.
After a while, the chickens in the chicken coop heard the chicken crows and made a noise.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh", "Oh, oh, oh," After hearing the artificial crowing sounds, the roosters in the chicken coop, crawled down from the hen reluctantly, and couldn't tell whether the crowing sound was true. So they couldn't help but stretched their necks, raised their volume, raised their throats, and cried to the sky. The crowing sound of the chicken was clear and pleasant, forming ripples that spread in the city of Amiens.
In an instant, the roosters in the city began to crow. The characteristic of the roosters is that after hearing the crowing of their companions, they would crow in full spirit and roar like chirping, so as not to be overwhelmed by other roosters and seduce the hens.
The British soldiers in the city were also awakened by the crowing sounds of roosters. During this period, they were stationed in the city of Amiens, which basically adapted to the life of getting up from the chickens. Although it was still midnight, after hearing the crowing sounds of roosters, the British subconsciously rubbed and touched the sour bags in their eyes and got up to work.
But after a while, the British were surprised to find something was wrong. The window was as dark as death, and it didn't look like dawn. When I looked at the clock again, it was only 1 o'clock in the middle of the night, why did the chickens crow? Why did these beasts crow in the middle of the night today? All of this aroused the dissatisfaction of the British soldiers. Many British soldiers who were awakened by the beautiful dream rushed into the chicken coop in anger, and saw the crowing roosters sweeping around with machine guns. The crisp gunshots were extremely loud in the dark.
After hearing the crowing sound of the rooster in a daze, British Lieutenant General Grenem, thought it was dawn, rubbed his heavy eyelids, and went to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face. Then, he started his day's work.
Suddenly, "Da, Da, Da, Da," the machine gun fire sounded, causing the scurvy of Grenim, who was still in a daze, to recover his normal consciousness. "Where are you here! Where are you here? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? Why are there gunfires in the middle of the night? Did the Germans invade? What exactly are those patrollers doing? I want to send them all to the military court."
Adjutant Kangte ran into Grenem's bedroom in disheveled clothes and ran into Grenem's bedroom in a daze, shouting in shock, "General Grenem, it seems something is wrong. Why did the roosters in the city cried in the middle of the night, and there were gunshots. Could it be,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?
Grenem was shocked. As a British gentleman, he hated thieves. He must not be a thief. He must also be a suave train thief. While robbing and picking up girls, this is the performance that a man should have, and this is a real man.
Especially after these chicken thieves committed the act of stealing chickens, they caused the rooster to crow and woke up their good dream. In that dream, they became the chief of staff of the British Empire, received the queen, were awarded the title of Count, and received the Order of the British Empire. This is a good dream that will last for thousands of years and last for thousands of years. These chicken thieves are really unforgivable. After they are caught, they will be scraped to relieve their hatred.
"Send the order to keep the soldiers calm, do not shoot randomly, and do not fire randomly, and must not use bazooka. We are the great British army, we are the great British soldiers, and we must be calm. Everyone searches around and must catch the damn thief, and then send him to the police station, let the law judge him, and let the people of the world despise him, and I will shaved his eyebrows." Lieutenant General Grenem, twitching his angry lips, gave this order.
Adjutant Conte gave a standard military salute, "Yes! General Grenem, I will ask the soldiers to search immediately, and I must find the thief."
The British in Amiens began to search for chicken thieves in the streets and alleys, and were awakened in the middle of the night. The British, who claimed to be descendants of the nobles, lost their minds. They began to search wildly in Amiens like they were going to catch adultery with their wives. Every house, every public toilet, every bathroom, every chicken coop, and doghouse were carefully searched.
But finding a few thieves in the huge city of Amiens is as difficult as finding a needle in a haystack. After searching for more than 50,000 British people for a long time, they could not even find a thief, let alone a thief.
Finally, after exhausting the anger in his heart, the British people stopped searching for no reason. The sleepiness came into their hearts, and the body that demanded sleep squeezed out the hope of catching the thief.
Seeing that the thief could not catch the thief, the tired British had to go back to the camp to rest. The dissatisfaction with the thief was temporarily put in a change. Sleeping became the thing that the British wanted to do the most, with the world big and the biggest sleep.
At 3 a.m., the city of Amiens fell into a state of calm again. The British who had been tossed all night were sleepy. The sleepy bugs suppressed the anger in their hearts. After the British found that they had been futile in the middle of the night, they gave up the search action and returned to the camp to rest and sleep one after another. The city of Amiens quickly returned to the same calm as death. The catching thieves just now seemed to be a hypnotic exercise before going to bed, which allowed the British to sleep loudly as soon as they lay on the bed.
But God Tianye didn't seem to want the British to sleep well tonight. They just lay down not long ago. "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yelling. The rooster's sharp crow began again. This disgusting sound formed a continuous sound screen, spreading in the city of Amiens, and forming curved sound waves like ripples in the water. I just thought of a naughty and restless elf, playing in the ears of the British, and shouting, making it impossible for people to fall asleep quietly, unless you are deaf.
At this moment, the British were so angry that they were as if the Tyrannosaurus Rex had been provoked by dragon phosphorus, and began to roar wildly.
More than 50,000 British soldiers, with blood-red eyes open, raised their guns in a sleepy and dissatisfied manner, rushed to the streets, and searched for possible chicken thieves on the streets. They made up their minds to kill these chicken thieves who dared to tease their anger and disturb their sleep.
But after searching for a long time, there were still no suspicious figures on the street. Only British soldiers held guns and ran around like headless flies. In the end, someone came up with an idea, and the British began to massacre the poor chickens, so that even chickens would crow in the middle of the night.
For a moment, the city of Amiens really started to jump, and the unlucky chicken began to be massacred by the vicious British. The British, who had nowhere to vent their anger, extended their sinful hands to the pitiful chicken. These British people were extremely evil, and they were even more terrifying than the devil.
British Lieutenant General Grenem also had his sleep-deprived eyes, rushed to the chicken coop outside his room with a pistol, killing several roosters that were still screaming. He just fell asleep and was woken up again. Grenem could not suppress his anger at all. He killed several roosters without any knightly demeanor to relieve his hatred. He cursed, "I asked you to scream, I asked you to scream, I asked you to scream enough. I can't beat the Germans, are you still afraid of you chickens? I want to kill all of you."
The adjutant Kant, who was following Grenem, walked out of the room with his pants and said to Grenem who was violent like a lion, "General Grenem, please calm down, calm down, you don't have to be angry with a few chickens, this will hurt your body. If you are injured, it will be the biggest loss of our British Empire."
Grenim barely extinguished the dissatisfaction in his heart. After seeing the streets full of British soldiers slaughtering chickens, he said, "What's wrong today? These chickens are usually fine. They call on time and crow, and never have any trouble. Why is this happening tonight? It's so inexplicable."
Adjutant Conte also had the same doubt, "Yes! You are absolutely right. Today's incident is strange. Could it be that these chickens have avian flu? Or is it the chicken's hair stage tonight? It's really hard to understand and difficult to understand."
"Hmph," Grenim snorted coldly, "I don't care how you understand, anyway, there are problems with these chickens, and it's a big problem. I'll send orders to let the soldiers kill all the chickens in the city tonight, and to have a tooth sacrifice tomorrow at noon. I'll eat braised chicken, and I'll be responsible for all the consequences. I don't believe it, I'll kill all the chickens, see how he calls them."
"Yes! General Grenem" When he heard that there would be chickens tomorrow, the recent replenishment problem, the Adjutant, who could only eat food, was drooling out. Although he understood that the chickens in the city of Amiens belonged to the French people. The senior Allied forces also issued documents many times, requiring the soldiers to love the people as their children, and that the people could not take any needle or thread, or use them. However, there was no regulation that they could not eat chicken! This was not considered a violation of the three disciplines promulgated by the Allied forces, eight precautions.
After General Grenem's order was issued, the British soldiers were more enthusiastic about killing chickens. They rushed to the chicken coop, using rifles, machine guns, and anti-tank rifles to shoot wildly. It seemed that the British vented all the shame of losing to the Germans for a long time on the chickens. Moreover, after they learned that they could eat chicken tomorrow, they rushed to the chickens without any discipline.
Not long after, the chickens in Amiens were killed completely. The blood of the chickens shedded enveloped the originally fragrant and pleasant city in the smell of blood. The feathers shook out made the city of Amiens, which was originally fresh in the air, filled with the smell of chickens. The city became no longer beautiful, and in the hands of a group of British people of the same nature as the barbarians, it became a stinking garbage city and a dead chicken city.
Just as the British were in a craze for killing chickens, "Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz," the sound of the plane propeller spinning sounded in the dark sky. At the beginning, the British, who were jealous and crazy, did not notice the threat from flying in the sky. Until the plane dropped altitude and the sound overwhelmed everything. After the ears were numb, the British stopped killing chickens and looked up to observe the sky.
Unfortunately, the British soldiers in charge of air defense also ran to the street to kill chickens, and neither searchlight nor air defense artillery took action. The British in the dark couldn't figure out what kind of aircraft it was in the sky, but what the British could be sure of was that it was definitely not Allied aircraft flying in the sky.
"Run! It's a German bomber, run,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"Ah, my grandma,,,," the British discovered the current crisis. Tens of thousands of British soldiers stood on the street and killed chickens. They had no air defense or had no place to hide, and were exposed nakedly to the enemy's attack. If they were in the military camp, the British could easily enter the air defense facilities, but now they were concentrated on the streets. It was impossible for them to enter the air defense facilities in a short time and could only wait for bombing.
Tens of thousands of British people began to have chaos, trampling on each other, running, and avoiding each other. Trying to avoid the German bombing, everyone knew that if an aviation bomb fell, half of the people in the basketball court would become fragments in an instant.
"Ji, Ji, Ji," the Germans began to drop bombs. More than 300 bombers and more than 200 escort fighters formed a bombing cluster that could destroy the city of Amiens. High-explosive aviation bombs were dropped and could last for a long time, and new incendiary bombs with a large combustion range were also dropped.
Long-striped aviation bombs that died in a cold and dense manner sprinkled onto the city of Amiens. They were like a god of destruction, grabbed a bomb of destruction, let go, and threw down the overwhelming declaration of death, and threw it at the British who were still running around the streets. These British people who were furious in the middle of the night were about to be in trouble.
Since the start of the Western Front, the largest bombing of the Germans began-
Chapter completed!