Chapter 241 Ancestral Secret Recipe
On August 25, 1943, when the Germans began to blockade Lake Ladoga again, the Soviet water transportation of Leningrad was forced to stop. Although the Soviet army wanted to use small boats to secretly transport combat supplies while protecting the night sky, even the small transport ship encountered dense mines and none of them transported the supplies to the shore. Finally, the Supreme Soviet Army Command had no choice but to stop transporting the transportation and waited for the arrival of the winter ice season.
But unexpectedly, the people in the entire city of Leningrad did not panic because of the cut off supplies. Instead, a climax of catching rats and catching cockroaches was set off. After the people of Leningrad learned that the Germans used rats and cockroaches to attack their food, they immediately spontaneously organized the Marxist-Leninist mouse-catching team and Stalin's cockroaches. Everyone was enthusiastic about this food defense battle.
During the siege of more than two consecutive years, the people of Leningrad have all changed their habits of picky eating and anorexia. As long as they can eat, whether they are flying in the sky, climbing on the ground, planting in the soil, drilling in the holes, or swimming in the water, they all entered the belly of the people of Leningrad.
Marshal Ge Siyun's action plan this time (Rats love rice) can be said to have helped the Soviets a lot. Although it is correct to block the lake and cut off the supply in the city, airdropping rats and cockroaches were a failure. Millions of rats were all made into American food on the plate, adding precious protein to the malnourished Leningrad citizens. As for cockroaches, they were medicinal materials after being dried, which had certain therapeutic effects on beauty, anti-inflammatory, fire removal, and spot removal.
On August 27, 1943, our great Marshal Ge Siyun was so amazed and laughed when he learned that the rats and cockroaches he had dropped were eaten by the Soviets. He was forced to stop the (rats love rice) action plan, and the airdrop rats and cockroaches were temporarily carried out only the action of blocking the lake.
At about 2 pm, at the headquarters of the German Northern Clusters at the Mga Station outside Leningrad, our great Marshal Gesyun stayed alone in the office, staring at the crows in love on the treetops outside the window. After learning that the Soviets in Leningrad were using rats as food and cockroaches as medicine, Jintian wanted to slap himself a few times.
Unexpectedly, the plan of the rats and cockroaches he dropped was to give the Soviets free food. Originally, there was nothing big about it, victory or defeat was common in military affairs. Napoleon also defeated Waterloo, and Zhuge Liang died of illness in five cents. But the biggest problem now is that the whole of Europe has joined the rat-catching and cockroach catching operation. If the whole thing is in and out, where should they put their faces? How can they soak in the future?
"Oh,,," Kinda sighed unwillingly.
"Master Gesiyun, why are you sighing again?" Oberstein walked into the office and advised with a blank expression, "Master Gesiyun, don't be like this. This (Rat Loves Rice) action plan is full of loopholes. I objected at the beginning, but you just didn't listen."
Kimda glared at Obestan. He was a chief of staff with good abilities and could not live without him in many things, but he just couldn't flatter and didn't even say good things. "Obestan, I've told you several times. Don't call him Marshal, you should call him General. The word Marshal is not very auspicious. I sound like ape, so I'd better call him General! This is more pleasant and even more auspicious."
"Yes! General Geluoyun" Obestan sat on the chair, looking as if he was doing his job, and asked, "General Geluoyun, what should we do next? Marshal Manstein just sent a telegram, hoping that we will attack Leningrad as soon as possible and strive to complete the Leningrad Battle within a month and a half. The General Staff of the Head of the Head is preparing to launch a winter offensive, launch the Battle of Kaluoga, occupy Kaluoga, the important outer city of Moscow, and form a piece with the Smolensk area, and open the road to Moscow from the other direction. However, the troops are not enough at present, and the Head of the Head of the Head of the United States hopes that we will liberate the northern cluster from the vortex of Leningrad. Moreover, the 15 Finnish divisions can also be put into operation."
"I know this, but what can I do?" Jinda shrugged and pretended to be anxious. "You are not unaware of the current situation. With our strength, it is impossible to attack Leningrad for a strong attack. Let alone the street battle after attacking, even the outer bunker belt is not something we can overcome at present. If you want to attack, you must increase the strength of at least two army forces. But now, let alone two armies, my request for two armored grenade regiments has been rejected. Instead, the head of state asked me to find a way to draw some troops south to support. Damn! What is this!"
Jinda felt helpless. The current situation was not something he could control. The old guy from the head of state knew to urge him to attack, but he didn't come to see it. This situation was simply irreversible.
"By the way! Where is Constantine? Didn't I ask him to report on the formation of the Chaos Legion today? Why haven't he come yet?"
Obestan shook his head momini, "I don't know either. Maybe something very important happened to him suddenly, so he couldn't come here."
"Oh, then let's go and see if something is very important." Kinda put on the marshal's uniform and walked out of the door with Obestan, preparing to visit Constantine.
Half an hour later, General Gesyun and Obestan came to the Chaos Legion in Urila City. This place has now become a world village. Arabs, Chinese, Spanish, Germans, Africans, and other ethnic groups, and people of all kinds of skin colors can be found here. People communicate in various languages and live happily together.
Kinda and Obestan walked into Constantine's command. As soon as they entered the door, they saw Major General Constantine, who was pale, weak and lying in the corner of the wall with his body weak, and was exhausted like the old buffalo in winter, moaning weakly. The deputy commander of the gangster tank division and the SS Major Li Xiaoyao were taking care of the half-dead Constantine.
"Constantine, what's wrong with you today? Why is this disease dying?" Jinda walked up and looked at Major General Constantine who was moaning while covering his stomach, "Did you have had a mess with the Japanese female soldiers of the A-Phase Division again? I have told you a long time ago, don't indulge in excessive lust, you just don't listen."
"I'm wronged, I'm wronged, I'm wronged, I'm even more wronged than Dou E," Constantine said with a bitter face, panting with a faint breath, "General Ge Siyun, you can't wronged me. This is all caused by Li Xiaoyao, he has made me like this."
"Nonsense, it's obviously because you are not good at yourself, how can you blame me?" SS Major Li Xiaoyao defended his dissatisfaction.
Jinda stared at the two subordinates who were shirking responsibility for each other for some reason and asked, "What the hell is going on? Let's talk about it slowly."
Constantine cleared her throat and asked herself to do everything, saying, "I suddenly became nervous these days, but I just couldn't pull out the big size. I saw that I had squatted in the toilet for a long time and didn't pull out anything, so I felt something was wrong. So I went to the military doctor for examination, and the military doctor said that I was caused by the soil and malnutrition, and he had no choice but to let me take care of it slowly.
But I was so anxious! I only saw food in the past few days, but I didn’t see what was released. I was so scared. Later, I remembered Li Xiaoyao, who is Chinese, an ancient civilization, and Chinese traditional Chinese medicine is also particularly famous. I thought, maybe Li Xiaoyao might have some folk remedies and good medicine to treat my constipation. But I didn’t expect that this guy gave me a kind of terrible thing, which caused me to vomit! Since yesterday afternoon, I have gone to the toilet 107 times. Oh my god! My life is almost gone."
"No! So powerful," Jintian locked his eyes on Li Xiaoyao and asked, "I said Lao Li! What did you eat for him? Look at Constantine's amazing person, he has already gone to the toilet 107 times. If you come again, you will become a hero in Liangshan."
"It's unfair! General Ge Siyun," Li Xiaoyao also shouted "General Ge Siyun, you have to listen to my explanation and draw a conclusion. General Constantine cannot blame me for this now. Yesterday afternoon, General Constantine came to me and said that his stomach was not good and it was not very smooth. He hoped that I would find him some secret recipes for ancestral history to cure his constipation problem. I handed him the croton I carried with me. I made it clear at the time that this croton could not be eaten randomly, I could only eat a little. But unexpectedly, General Constantine ate half a pound of my croton while drinking beer, so it became like this."
"Is this true, Constantine?" Kinda looked at Constantine in amazement, hoping that he would give him a correct answer. After all, eating half a pound of Croton is not a joke.
As a result, in the face of facts, Constantine nodded helplessly and said unconsciously, "I don't know what croton is. I thought it was similar to lentils and peanuts. Besides, I was so dense at that time, and I thought it would be better to eat more treatments. As a result, I ate half a pound of croton while drinking beer. The feeling was pretty good at that time, and the taste was similar to peanuts. But I didn't expect that I was so strong that I almost got pulled to death, and almost became the first general in human history to die of diarrhea."
"Awesome, awesome," Jintian's face was full of admiration and admiration, and expressed his great admiration for the great General Constantine from the bottom of his heart. "General Constantine, you are really worthy of being my subordinate. You eat half a pound of croton in one breath. As far as I know, this half a pound of croton can cause diarrhea to 1,000 people, and you are so fierce. It is indeed possible to become the first general in human history to die with diarrhea."
"Yes,,,," Li Xiaoyao also said in an extremely admirable tone, "General Constantine, my performance towards you is like a surging river. You actually ate half a pound of croton alone and haven't died yet. You must be a genius who learns martial arts. Unfortunately, you have passed the best time to learn martial arts. It's impossible to become a martial arts master again, but it's a pity. By the way! General Constantine, are you married? I have a daughter named Li Yiru, who is 18 years old this year. I wonder if you are interested in going on a blind date with my daughter."
"Damn it!,,," Constantine couldn't help but curse, "I despise you, I strongly despise you and me,,, Oh,, it's not good." Constantine stood up and rushed to the toilet like the wind. "Bang," closed the toilet door and started the 108th work.
"Haha, haha, this is the 108th time, and I have really become a hero in Liangshan," Jintian and Li Xiaoyao laughed so hard that they couldn't even straighten their waists. Jintian only thought this was the funniest thing in his life. He ate half a pound of crotons in one bite, and ate it while drinking beer. It's really,, amazing.
"General Ge Siyun, what is Croton? Why is it so powerful?" Obestan, who had not spoken, finally couldn't help but ask.
Jintian smiled and said, "This croton! It is a laxative. It treats stools and dysentery in traditional Chinese medicine. It has a unique therapeutic effect on gastrointestinal disorders and indigestion. But if you eat too much, it becomes a medicine for diarrhea. Half a pound of croton can cause at least 1,000 people to have diarrhea. Like Constantine, a person who eats half a pound of croton is basically a suicide act. This kid is not ill now, so it may be God's blessing."
"Yes! General Ge Siyun said it completely correct." Li Xiaoyao took out a bean like a straw bean from his arms and introduced it, "This is croton. The fruit is oval, triangular, brown or gray-brown on the surface, and scars of the navel and the mute at one end. The outer seed coat is thin and crisp, and the inner seed coat is white. Look at it, it looks the same as the beans, and the taste is indeed similar to peanuts, so General Constantine took it to drink.
In traditional Chinese medicine, croton is a very common medicinal material, and it is also a medicine that doctors must be careful before they can prescribe. If you take too much, the result will be the same as General Constantine. Before I came to Germany, I brought a total of half a pound of croton, and prepared for the whole family to use it for a lifetime. But unexpectedly, General Constantine used it as peanuts and served it with wine. I really don’t know what to say.”
"Haha, this time, Constantine is in trouble. There is no antidote for this Croton. Even if there is, we have to find a Chinese medicine doctor. And Croton, by the way, Croton," Jintian only felt that his brain began to rotate wildly. This was the beginning of his inspiration and the sign of his ability to come up with a way to break the enemy.
Jintian was as dumb as a puppet. He recalled the word croton in his mind. Croton can cause diarrhea and there is no way to treat it. At least Western medicine cannot treat various diarrhea caused by eating too much Croton. If you,,,,,,,,,,.
Chapter completed!