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Chapter 190 Stinking Socks Offensive

In the German barracks outside Benghazi, after a day of battle, German Corporal Slater returned to the barracks and prepared to take off his socks and dry them. But as soon as he pulled down his shoes, there were bursts of complaints coming from all around him;

"I said Slaite, you're fucking out to sanitize, it's really disgusting."

"Slaiter, don't spread your socks in the barracks in the future, as they will be punished by God."

Regarding the complaints from his comrades, Slaite looked indifferent, "Damn! Take off your shoes and try it. It is guaranteed that it will not be much more fragrant than mine. My socks are just a little more special and a little more intense. But this is a good thing! Look at this barracks, there is not a single mosquito. What a happy thing, it is all my credit. Besides, it is not a crime to smell socks. Will someone catch me because of smelly socks,,,?"

"Bang," Before Slater finished speaking, several pest guard soldiers in black uniforms rushed into the barracks. A SS captain held a list in his hand and walked to the front. "Hey, who is Slater here, stand up for me immediately."

Slaite's face was startled and felt incredible. "I, I am Slaite, what's the matter with you?"

The captain walked to Slater, "Are you Corporal Slater, who was known as the socks that had killed the big wolfdog?"

"Yes, it's me that I am Corporal Slater, but my socks have never smoked the big wolf dog, and the one that smoked it is a firewood dog. Is my socks guilty of smelling bad?" Slater felt unintentional fear. Did the hygiene rectification be started? Then he was dead.

"Oh! That's right, come here! Then he takes away and take all his socks away." The captain pointed at Slater and gave the order.

"Yes" several soldiers of the Pest Guard stepped forward and set up Slater, and took away all the socks under Slater's bed. They dragged Slater toward a military truck parked outside the military camp.

Seeing this, the soldiers in the barracks became noisy as if they were blown up. They surrounded them and expressed their firm protest to the SS captain. Is it illegal to smell socks? Can't socks smell bad? Some people sang indulge in "Socks smell bad, smell bad, not sin. Because this is the blood and tears of men" to express their indignation.

"Quiet," the SS captain saw that he could not explain clearly, shouted violently, raised a document in his hand and shouted, "This is General Gesiyun's order. All the smelly socks in the pest army must be gathered immediately. Now I will read the relevant content! Standing attentively, General Gesiyun's imperial edict,,,,."

"Bang," the German soldiers stood up straight when they heard that it was General Ge Siyun's order, and they all stood up straight, held their heads and chests up, obeying the orders.

The captain read the words on the document, "Under the imperial edict of General Ge Siyun, all the smelly socks of the Pest Army must be concentrated within 12 hours.

Those who have fragrant socks will be remembered to be seriously wrong.

If the socks are not fragrant or smelly, remember to be a minor mistake.

If there are more than 5 pairs of smelly socks and less than 10 pairs, remember to have a minor merit once.

If there are more than 10 pairs of smelly socks and less than 20 pairs, you will be rewarded once.

If you smelly socks can kill flies and mosquitoes, remember a small achievement.

If smelly socks can kill mice, you can remember great achievements once.

If smelly socks can kill the big wolf dog, you will be rewarded with a medal.

A scalper who can kill stinky socks will be promoted to one level.

If smelly socks can kill the Japanese, they will be promoted to 3 levels. General Ge Siyun will also personally award him medals.

Each unit will also hold various essay contests, using the titles "The Story of Me and Stinky Socks", "My Stinky Socks, My Struggle", "I, Stinky Socks and Dogs", "My Stinky Socks", "My Stinky Socks", "History of Hard Work on Stinky Socks", "Stinky Socks Continent" and other titles as clues to carry out various literary creations. The winner, General Ge Siyun will personally award a first-class Iron Cross Medal. "

"Long live, long live, long live, long live General Gesiyun." After hearing the order, the German soldiers immediately cheered and began to pack up their smelly socks to make contributions. Everyone gathered all the smelly socks that had been treasured for several months. Many people felt extremely regretful and envied Slater's luck. Unexpectedly, smelly socks could make people develop.

At this time, Corporal Slater did lose 6 souls because the people sitting in the truck were all famous stinky sock kings in the Pest Army. There were Captain Chouwazi of the Armored Battalion, Sergeant Wazi of the Artillery Company, and Warrant Officer Wazi of the Reconnaissance Battalion. Slater felt a burst of fear in his heart. Do they think that the socks are smelly even when they join the army? Is it a guilty for his own socks?

Half an hour later, the truck stopped. Corporal Slater was driven out of the car. As soon as he got off the car, Corporal Slater looked around and saw himself coming to a huge playground. The playground was already full of people. From the military uniforms they were wearing, Slater judged that they were all soldiers from various departments.

There was a table in the middle of the playground, and Lieutenant General Obestan, chief of staff of the Pest Army, was sitting on a chair, observing the crowd on the playground. Dozens of guards wearing gas masks stood behind Obestan.

On the other side of the playground, there were several cages. The first cage was filled with flying flies and mosquitoes. The second cage contained a few rats. The third cage was hung with a few big wolf dogs. The fourth cage was led by an old yellow cow. The last cage was filled with a few yellow-faced Asians, and there were also a few big characters on the cage (Japanese goods).

"Have everyone arrived?" Obestan asked with a blank expression.

Pest Guard Captain Fenrit replied, "Yes! General Obestan, the stinky people in the Pest Army gathered here."

"Well, very good," Obestan stood up and shouted to the dark crowd in front of him, "Let's listen to me, you are all famous sweat-feets and smelly socks in the Pest Army. When you line up, everyone will take off your socks, and I will have someone send your socks to these cages. As long as the creatures in the cage are smoked to death, there will be a prize. Especially the last cage, as long as it is smoked to death, it will be a Japanese inside. You can get the title of King of Stinky Socks, promoted to level 3, and General Ge Siyun will also personally award a first-class Iron Cross Medal."

"Wow," As soon as Oberstein said this, the soldiers on the playground were in an uproar. The soldiers who originally thought they were unlucky immediately whispered and talked. For the first time, they discovered that their smelly socks also brought them good luck.

Fenrit looked at everything in front of him and suddenly remembered something. He asked Obestein, "His Chief of Staff, why is the reward for killing the Japanese so high? We can't do this well! It will cause diplomatic conflicts."

Obestan replied coldly, "I don't know, this is General Ge Siyun's order. General Ge Siyun said that the Japanese grew up eating shit. The reason they attacked China was because China is vast and has a large population. If the Japanese occupy China, there would be endless shit. The reason why the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor was because they were tired of Asian shit and wanted to eat Americans' Kaikai. As for diplomatic issues, you don't have to worry at all. I have seen many Japanese people, who are more obedient than dogs. Even if we kill the Japanese in the cage, their government would at most pretend to be unaware."

"No!" Fenrit muttered in confusion, "It's really an incomprehensible Japanese."

"Okay, they're starting to take off their socks, put on a gas mask."

The German soldiers on the playground began to take off their socks as ordered. As the socks were exposed to the air, a smell that could destroy the world spread to the playground. The air seemed to be drained by the stench. Even the German soldiers wearing gas masks felt a stench that was indelible.

The creatures in the cage also began to jump irregularly, and the mosquitoes and flies in the first cage fell to the ground one after another. The rats in the second cage disappeared for a few minutes. The wolfdogs in the third cage and the scalpers in the fourth cage were also in a state of madness. Only the Japanese in the fifth cage still responded well.

Several German soldiers held long clips in their hands and clamped their socks to the Japanese in the fifth cage in order to judge the final winner.

Obestan issued an order through the gas mask, "The socks of this group of people should be concentrated, and when airdropped, they were sprinkled at General Gesiyun's breakthrough and artillery positions, so as to open the way for General Gesiyun."

"Yes! I'll find someone to do it right away." Fenrit took the order and trotted away from this terrifying hell.

When Obestan made the final preparations, Kinda also began to prepare for the final offensive. Several transport planes had just airdropped important military supplies, and the African indigenous divisions also rushed to the front line to meet with the armored forces.

Liszt led Zhuzhubai to Jintian, "General Ge Siyun, Zhuzhubai's people have arrived."

"Very good!" Jinda asked, "Pig Pig Bai, your African Indigenous Teacher, what is the situation now?"

Zhuzhu Bai shook the brand new SS uniform on his body, straightened his body and replied, "General Ge Siyun, according to your order, the African indigenous division has absorbed soldiers from other tribes. The number of soldiers has expanded to 15,000. He is definitely first-class after joining the warriors. They are all those who are not afraid of death, and they are guaranteed to be no worse than those of the undead warriors."

"Well, I did a very good job. I hope I can absorb more African indigenous people to join the team in the future. I also hope that the African indigenous division can be expanded into an African indigenous army." Kinda sincerely exclaimed. It seems that he did not misunderstand that this pig pig is a talent.

"By the way, General Gesiyun," Liszt frowned and asked, "You are very good at using socks, but our people don't have gas masks. What should we do if we smoke our own people?"

"Don't worry about this! I've had a solution for a long time." Kimda walked to a box, and the stuff contained the stuff that had just dropped. Kimda opened the box and took out a pink paper bag. "This thing was transported by Oberstein from Germany just now, and it's guaranteed to be better and more durable than a gas mask."

"This, what is this?" Liszt looked at the items in Jinda's hand curiously, feeling very strange. Can such a small paper bag be protected from viruses?

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