The desert in Africa is the most barren land in the world, and it is a place abandoned by God. It is said that when the gods created the world, the toilet god in the toilet accidentally threw a feces into the world that was being created, forming the current Japan. If you don’t believe it, you should carefully observe the map of Japan, like a long feces, which makes people feel like vomiting when they see it. How did the desert in North Africa be formed?

Our great General Gesyun sat in the No. 88 tank, thinking boredly about the fairy tale that had just been formed in his mind. North Africa was once a rich and beautiful land. The fertility and beauty of North Africa attracted countless tourists to visit here.

When Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie took advantage of the holiday to come to North Africa for a trip. However, during the trip, he met Venus, the god of love in the Aegean Sea. Zhu Bajie and Venus were one of the marshals, one of the goddesses, one of the sages, and the other of the beautiful women. The result was that the wind, flowers, snow, moon, sky, thunder, earth, and eyes were filled with love, lonely man and widow, fucking fire, falling in love at first sight, adulterers and tyrants, turning the clouds and rain, and elopement unprecedentedly.

It’s a pity that their love is, oh! No. It should be that their love is impossible to succeed. The news of their elopement was transmitted back to their hometowns through the Internet, which caused dissatisfaction among the Eastern God Realm and the Western God Realm. The two gods accused each other of their gods of seducing their gods, and the final result was to speak with strength. The two gods launched a war between gods in North Africa. After the war ended, North Africa, which was originally rich and beautiful, turned into a barren and barren desert, and a pair of lovers were also separated alive.

The God of Love Venus was cut off by Zeus. Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie, and Jade Emperor Tathagata, also the Jade Emperor of Tathagata, and the story of Jade Emperor teasing Chang'e must have been fabricated by the Jade Emperor to slander Zhu Bajie and to cover up the truth. The truth of the fact is Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie was trapped by love, spared by love, and suffered by love, and was driven to mortal world to slap the pig's fetus. Ah! It's a tragedy, a tragedy that makes everyone sad, a tragedy that is even more tragic than Romeo and Juliet. Ah! It's really terrifying, it's really horrible than all horror movies. A pair of lovers were broken up and could never meet. I dare to ask what love is in the world, and ask Zhu Bajie and Venus to know.

"General Ge Siyun, General Ge Siyun" asked interrupted Jintian's fantasy. Jintian looked for his voice and raised his head out of the warehouse of Tank No. 88. He asked Liszt, who was sitting on the tank, "What's wrong, Liszt."

Liszt hid under the sun umbrella and took off the sunglasses on her eyes. "General Ge Siyun, where are we now? I feel like I'm crazy when I wander around the desert all day long. Where are we going?" Liszt felt very bored and had been moving in the desert for several days. In front of her, the sand was the only thing left. General Ge Siyun was always with Miss Russell, but he was single. I missed his wife Alicia so much! I had known that she could bring her family out, so I should have brought Alicia out. The nights in the desert were really cold, and it would be so beautiful to have a wife warm up the bed.

Kimda looked up at the terrible sun in the sky. Kimda really wanted to become Houyi and shot the damn sun with one arrow. Unfortunately, this is a dream. "Rather, where are we now? Are there no clear signs on the map?" Kimda looked at Rather who was studying the coordinates in the car. Kimda really wanted to know where the treasure was?

Rasel put down the map in his hand, his pretty face full of crystal sweat. "I carefully compared the ancient map and modern map. We are now in the depths of the Algerian desert. I can't explain the specific location clearly. I can only let the troops advance according to the coordinates on the ancient map."

"How far is it to get to the destination?" Kinda asked Russell again. Kinda found that he was really tired of wandering around the desert all day long. This was really not a life for people.

Russel calculated the time in his heart and replied, "It should be almost here. According to time, we should be almost at the location specified in the coordinates. I want to go a little further and find the legendary Oasis of Death. According to legend, the Scorpion King received the blessing of the God of Darkness in the Oasis of Death and was qualified to command the Immortal Legion."

"Is there really an Immortal Legion?" Jinda asked in a little hesitantly. Jinda originally didn't believe there were monsters and monsters in this world. But he returned to World War II from now on. Maybe there was something magical in this world. He just didn't know if his armored troops could destroy those Immortal Legion.

Russel replied inexplicably, "I don't know if there is really an immortal legion in this world. It's just a legendary army after all."

At this moment, a burst of shouts suddenly sounded, and a German soldier pointed to the desert in front and shouted, "General Ge Siyun, what is ahead?" Kimda looked in the direction the soldier pointed, and saw a person lying in the desert ahead. Kimda was surprised. Could anyone enter the desert alone? Does he want to die? Even if he wants to commit suicide, Kimda doesn't need this way of death! With this doubt, Kimda issued an order to "stop moving forward, stop moving forward." Kimda decided to see if this person seeking death is still alive.

The entire convoy heard the sound of brakes and metal sliding sounds. The dust and sand in the sky were raised and stopped in the vast sea of ​​sand in North Africa. Jintian climbed out of the tank and jumped onto the soft sand. He ran forward, and several German soldiers also jumped off the tank and followed closely behind General Gesyun.

Jinda ran closer and took a closer look. It was a fat man lying in the sand. He had broken clothes and dark skin. Jinda turned over the person and saw what it was. When he saw his face clearly, Jinda couldn't help but scream "Pig White".

Jintian immediately lowered his head and pressed his ears to his chest. Hearing that the heart in his chest was still beating. "Hurry! Come on, bring the water, this fat man is not ill, he is still alive."

A German soldier handed over the water bag, and Jintian poured the water into Zhuzhubai's mouth. "Cough, cough," Zhuzhubai coughed a few times, and seemed to feel the coolness around his mouth in confusion. He drank it in big mouthfuls. Soon he drank all the water in the water bag into his stomach.

After recovering, Zhuzhubai opened his eyes and looked at the savior in front of him. "Thank you, thank you. I almost went to see my dad." Zhuzhubai looked at Jintian, and suddenly remembered that he had seen the man in front of him. "You, it turns out that you are a German general." Zhuzhubai never dreamed that the man who took advantage of his actions and bought all his maps turned out to be a German general.

"You finally remember me, the profiteer Zhuzhubai." Jintian took a quick bread and handed it to Zhuzhubai's mouth. Jintian understood what Zhuzhubai needs now. "Eat! Eat something and tell me what happened. Didn't you sell maps in Mexico City? How could it appear in the desert of North Africa?"

Zhu Zhubai took the bread and swallowed it in big mouthfuls. He quickly swallowed all the bread into his stomach. After eating the bread, Zhu Zhubai touched his stomach and said with satisfaction, "My God! I thought I was dead. I didn't expect to survive. Thank you for saving your life, by the way! Who are you?" Zhu Zhubai began to think about his current situation. It seemed that he had to rely on the general in front of him to continue to live.

Jintian saw the pig pig's face with a pig's head, and smiled and said, "My name is Rich-Feng Gesyun, a German Army General. Thank you very much for your map last time. Without your map, I can't capture the island of Malta. By the way! Why are you here?"

Zhuzhubai replied with a little unnatural expression, "Since you wisely captured the Island of Malta with magical power, my business has been cut off. I had to run to the desert to find some antiques and go back to sell for money. Unexpectedly, I encountered a sandstorm, and the camel disappeared, and I brought water and food. I almost went to God for tea. Fortunately, you appeared like a god and saved my life. Ah! General Ge Siyun, you are the horse in the storm, carrying us forward. You are the camel in the desert, hard-working and hardworking. You are the selfless cow, eating grass, and squeezed out XO. Without you, I would have been buried in the evil desert. 5555" Zhuzhubai's greasy face was covered with tears, and it looked like a person's face was covered with lard.

Jintian retreated half a meter a little disgustingly. Unexpectedly, there are people in this world who are more shameless than himself. "Stop crying, I'm almost vomiting. You are a big man crying and crying. The old saying goes, it's going to rain, your mother wants to marry. It's snowing, your father wants to run away. You are a big man, just be more open-minded. By the way! Are you not afraid of meeting the natives of Africa when you come to Africa alone?"

Pig pig wiped away her tears and choked and replied, "I understand the language of all the indigenous people in the desert. I have basically been to all the tribes in the desert. So I am not afraid of the indigenous people in the desert at all."

"Oh, so that's it." Jintian looked up and down at Zhuzhubai. Jintian suddenly found that he seemed to need this person's help. Jintian found that he had a strong feeling in his heart that Zhuzhubai would definitely bring good luck to him. "Zhuzhubai, do you have any plans now? Should you follow me?"

Zhu Zhubai raised his head and looked around, and then he realized that the German general had brought out a unit. Zhu Zhubai understood that he could only follow the German general now. Otherwise, he would be dead. After making up his mind, Zhu Zhubai asked expectantly, "General Ge Siyun, are you going to take me away? Thank you, I really don't know what language to express my gratitude."
Chapter completed!