Chapter 77 Hemorrhoids must be won
On the second floor of the Greater China store, Wang Aiqing stepped on the bench and spitted stars flew everywhere. "You don't know how critical that situation was at that time. I saw it. You are the one who is the first to be a stern person. That woman is so skillful. She only saw a flash of sword light and the princess called a "click"..."
"Has the head fallen to the ground?!" Xu Zuye's eyes widened and said.
"No, I fell into the water!"
"I said you kid is really uneducated. Can you use a click when you fall into the water? That's a plop." Duan Mingyu cursed with a smile.
"Oh, okay, I heard a pounce, and His Highness the Princess fell into the water without any suspense. At this extremely critical moment, my young master, with the thunder and stole the bell, was like a tiger wading into the water with lustfulness..." Wang Aiqing said without having to beat the draft, and the slutty piece of spit was a lot of spit, just to get rid of the bad things that were angry and resentful for a few days.
"Ahem, Wang Aiqing, you have to pay attention to your conversation, don't always spit!" Duan Mingyu's face turned red. Is this so unbearable to you?
Wang Aiqing wiped the foam from his mouth, "Ahem, young master's skills and watery nature, tsk tsk, that's nothing to say."
Duan Mingyu said he was helpless. Can water at waist-deep water be able to see the nature of the water?
"I saw the young master turn over and use another move to steal... um... hello!"
"You are a man, my dear, if I were such a casual person, the child you gave birth to in the future of the concubine you married in the concubine would definitely look like me..." Duan Mingyu said earnestly, damn, such a hidden action was seen clearly by this guy, and his life was wise and ruined by one's life!
Do you know what is the most tragic thing in life? Duan Mingyu used to think that he was downloading a game and waiting for an afternoon, but when he ran to watch it... it wasn't even started yet. Now Duan Mingyu understands that the most tragic thing in life was to take advantage of the opportunity to take advantage of the game and be completely peeped out.
Seeing Duan Mingyu blinking constantly, Wang Aiqing immediately shut up.
"Ahem, Lao Xu, has the Yangwei Escort Agency made any new moves recently?" Duan Mingyu asked casually in order to ease the awkward atmosphere.
"Haha, when it comes to this matter, it's very interesting. Since the Yangwei Escort Agency's property was completely cheated by the young master..."
"How can it be called a pit? What are you saying!"
"Henan dialect!"
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Xu Zuye stroked his beard, raised his eyebrows high, and said proudly: "The Yangwei Escort Agency can be said to be in a worrying situation. The industry has been destroyed, and a large group of brave and fierce people can only be spared!"
"Cao Hong is willing to wait for death like this. As one goes up and down, the gap between us will only grow bigger and bigger." Characters who can even murder their masters are not so easy to meet.
"The young master said so much, so the Yangwei Escort Agency actually started to cheat and cheat. I heard that they recently thought of a way to cure hemorrhoids to collect money, and it seems that they have cheated a lot of money."
"Oh, isn't this the same as selling bullshit plaster? This move is like killing a chicken to get an egg and digging a grave by yourself." Duan Mingyu snorted, and then a very bloody line appeared in later generations, "Cao Hong, Cao Hong, I didn't expect you to be today."
Xu Zuye rubbed his hands and looked at Duan Mingyu with a desire, "Young master, do you want us to go and see it too!"
"Well, I'm idle, and I'm not sure if I go and take a look." Duan Mingyu rolled her eyes and liked to join in the fun. It's indeed a common problem that Chinese people like to make. "Zhao Niang, Wang Aiqing, Yingying, let's go and have a look!"
Damn, it's almost time to hold the bird out.
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The place is still the places where Yangwei Escort Agency, but after it was burned out, the inn was changed to a pharmacy. The shop is not simple, but it is not as luxurious as it was, and it is more than a little worse than before.
Duan Mingyu raised his head and saw a flag standing in front of the pharmacy gate. The flag was written with four big words "Hemorrhoids will win", which was very eye-catching. The crowds in the store were crowded, which made Duan Mingyu very surprised and curious. What trick was it to deceive everyone and sought after.
Duan Mingyu and a few people walked into the store, and saw that there were dark areas in the store, all of whom were like hemorrhoids and were full of confidence, which was spectacular.
What’s new is that there is a podium in the center, and the edge of the wall is a sales platform.
After a while, a shopkeeper's clothing came out of the inner hall and walked onto the podium and said, "Hello, hello, my fellow hemorrhoids! I represent the 'hemorrhoids who will definitely get' all the employees of the pharmacy welcome everyone. Hemorrhoids are common diseases and often occur. Not only are the elderly and old horses in the stable, but the hemorrhoids are thousands of miles away, and young and middle-aged people are also strong hemorrhoids. Even children have hemorrhoids. If he has hemorrhoids, there are hemorrhoids. If he has hemorrhoids, there are hemorrhoids in the year, they are not old! Now, nine out of ten men and nine out of ten women and nine out of ten women and hemorrhoids. They will have hemorrhoids in every way. So I once once on behalf of the pharmacy, I have solemnly promised everyone that hemorrhoids will definitely fight and focus on causing hemorrhoids. Now, the matter has finally been accomplished. If hemorrhoids are successfully cultivated, the special medicine for hemorrhoids is 'hemorrhoids who will definitely get'. Welcome to try it!"
"Everyone buy it, this is a magical medicine! The opportunity is rare, there is no price!" I don't know where the child caregiver found in Yangwei Escort Agency, but suddenly the wolf howled like this. The crowd, who was already restless, was completely boiling.
Everyone rushed to buy the so-called "hemorrhoids must get" magical medicine.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Brother, why are you squeezing me?"
"What do you mean? You obviously arrived first!"
"Well, you can fight slowly, the store owner, first bring ten medicines to the Sprat family."
"How come you bald donkey is so unreasonable."
"Don't rob, everyone, you have them, you can manage enough goods!"
You, the ancestor, have hemorrhoids have spread to such an extent. A mere prescription that looks like a false prescription is so popular. Duan Mingyu really wants to change his career and sell fake medicines. Anyway, the biggest advantage of Chinese medicine is that it will not kill anyone no matter how you take it.
"Ahem, brother, I see everyone is going to grab the medicine, why are you alone indifferent?" Duan Mingyu asked the scholar beside him.
The scholar sighed, bowed to Mr. Duan, and said slowly: "This brother is polite. He has been troubled by the hemorrhoids for many years. Not long ago, I heard that there are good medicines for treating hemorrhoids here, so I bought some medicines and have taken three courses of treatment as the doctor said."
"Oh, then has your stubborn disease improved?"
"Hey, don't mention it. After using it for a long time, I found that the hemorrhoids have not recovered, and the anus is still full of hemorrhoids!"
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Chapter completed!