Chapter 181 Alternative blind date!
Assas told his teacher, Duke Sith, about his situation, and then said that he would not forget his roots when he had time. Duke Sith was still good to him. And the senior brothers of Assas, knowing that Assas was a duke or a war god, they all congratulated him, but these were not worthy of saying...
It took two months to get from Lake Town to Chaohai City, and Assas spent only more than a month in Chaohai City, and then left Chaohai City with a letter because he was frightened by the huge number of marriage teams.
"Fortunately, those nobles are really good. They all want to send women to me, and they just give them away. They have to choose some beautiful ones. Even if they are not beautiful, they should have a gentle personality!" Assas sat on Oro's back and looked at the blue sky and said.
Assas originally planned to go to Holy Light City, but he originally went there half a year later, but after seeing the Chaohai City scene, Assas couldn't stay there. After the limelight was over, I believe those people would go back naturally.
The protagonist of a marriage team still makes Assas tremble.
"You are the Duke of Assas? Are you too thin, right?" A woman in a 'high' and 'expensive' looked contemptuous when she saw Assas.
"It's not that I'm too thin, but you're too fat!" Asas said in his heart, and did not respond. This woman was two meters tall. Atas had kicked her out of the game. With more than 300 kg of fat, Asas was about to give an order to expel him, but unexpectedly, this woman was still picky about Asas.
"Sin, using the word fat to describe her is simply an insult to the word fat." Assas looked at the woman opposite again, and suddenly felt that the word fat really could not describe the woman's figure.
"But since my brother asked me to come, I will let it go and marry you!" Assas didn't say anything, and the fat woman was talking all the time. But when he heard this, Assas felt a stomachache. What does it mean to let it go? And, what does it mean to marry me? Oh! The strong wind blew away from the childish wind, Assas was disgusted in his heart, hoping that the fat woman would be a little self-aware and retreat by himself, but found that the other party was looking at him with the food. It was too scary. Could it be that he wanted to cook himself and eat it?
"Zorro, see off the guests!" Asas looked at Zorro, who was about to laugh, immediately ordered that he felt extremely disgusting towards this fat woman. How dare such a person come? After the fat woman leaves, he must find out who her brother is. He actually dares to send such a sister to disgust him. He will have a good harvest of him.
Zorro's way of inviting was very special. He kicked the fat woman out of the door. Obviously, Zorro was also disgusted by this woman.
"Ah! You actually dare to hit me!" After the fat woman was kicked out of the door, she finally stopped after rolling on the ground for a few laps, and then looked at Zorro viciously and asked.
"Hmm!" Zoro nodded, too lazy to reply, and only had a nasal sound.
"Hahahaha... My true destiny finally appeared. I want to marry you, not that duke!" The fat woman was not angry when she saw Zoro admit it, and even laughed. Then she rushed to Zoro and said something that caused the people present to have stomachache and bleeding.
It turned out that the woman's brother loved her so much, but she was worried that her sister would not get married, so she had to fabricate a lie that if someone dared to hit her in the future and admitted it, then this would be the true destiny of her. The fat woman had always believed it.
But her brother obviously fooled his sister. Who would admit that he beat him? And who dared to hit him, the marquis' sister?
In the end, Zoro kicked the fat woman away again, but perhaps because of the thick fat, the fat woman had nothing to do after landing. She continued to rush towards Zoro excitedly, and Zoro kicked again...
"Uh, Zoro, look at this lady being so persistent, why don't you give her a promise!" Zoro and the fat woman had fought for several rounds. Asass held back his smile and said to Zoro seriously. It's true that this fat woman can really get kicked. With so many blows, everyone present, who knows Zoro, thinks Zoro is letting go.
"No - maybe - maybe! Ah da!" Zoro spit out word by word, then turned around and kicked around with a 720° ring! He directly met the fat woman who rushed up. How could the fat woman withstand such force? She was kicked out of Asas's mansion and rolled in the air for countless 720°, poor children.
In addition to this one, there is also a woman who makes Assas feel heartbroken.
"Hey, I'm older than you. Would you like an old woman like me?" This time, I came here with a beauty, an absolute beauty. After hearing this, Asas nodded repeatedly. Even if he didn't like it, it would be okay to earn a living. This is Asas's first impression of a beauty.
"So you have an Oedipus complex!" After seeing Asas nod, he said in surprise. At this moment, Sophie next to Asas blushed. Could it be that Asas is really like this?
"Hey, what do you mean is that you are as old as my mother?" Asas said unhappily. Although this woman was beautiful, she was shocked and ridiculous. Asas' second impression of her was immediately reduced.
"No, I'm wrong. At most, you have a love complex with a sister!" The woman was just a little bit straightforward. She could correct her mistakes, and it made Assas's third impression of her suddenly improve. However, this love complex seems to be the same, such as Donia, Julie, and Sophie, if that's all. However, Assas was exposed in person, he felt a little unhappy.
"What is your birthday?" the woman asked again.
"XXXX." Asass reported his birthday in the small village. He didn't know what the woman was going to do, nor did he tell the other party about his real birthday. Asass' real birthday was naturally calculated based on the birthday of the little prince of the empire.
"So, my birthday is XXXX. Let me see if we are right!" After hearing Asass' birthday, the woman also reported her birthday. Then she took out a book from somewhere. Asass looked at the cover, pulled the corner of her mouth, and whipped it a few times unconsciously.
"Marriage and Fate", this is a book taken out by a woman. On the Gaia continent, this book is a street stall product. I didn't expect that such a noble lady would even bring such a fooling book. Alas, Assas shook his head, and he had eliminated this woman in his heart.
"I have it!" The beauty screamed in surprise, which scared everyone. If anyone who didn't know would think she was pregnant.
"The book says that our birthday is very good. In the future, the heroine will be the outside and the hero will be the inside. The husband will wash the wife's clothes and dishes. If he can't do it, he will kneel on the washboard. He can't look at other women's faces and butts, and give all the money to his wife..." The beauty read a long and long passage there. When she finished reading, she raised her head and saw Assas and the others' faces were dull.
"What's wrong? Are you all stupid?" the beauty asked.
"You are stupid!" The response to her was everyone present!
"Uh, sorry, I was wrong. My birthday is XXXX." Asas wiped the cold sweat from his head. He wanted to give an order to expel him, but this is a beauty, so he should be polite.
"You are a liar!" Hearing Asas's birthday change, the beauty pointed at Asas and cursed.
"Uh!" The turn became so fast that the people present were stunned.
"Forget it, I have a lot of them, so I forgive you." The beauty pretended to be very well-educated and said leisurely.
"Well, let's see, what's said above...ah, there's it!" The beauty continued to talk to herself, treating everyone around her as idiots, but she didn't know that everyone present regarded her as idiots.
Why did you have it again? Before the first child was born, the second child began to be pregnant. It was very good and strong!
"It's very good to change to this now. Listen, you will listen to me in the future. If I tell you to go east, you can't go west. If I ask you to wash my feet, you can't wash my hands. I..." The beauty became even more autocratic now, and continued to talk endlessly. Asass finally couldn't help it.
"Is there any human rights?" Asas yelled. This beauty is so picky. I guess no one on Gaia can meet her standards. She said she has a cleanliness obsession. If she had sex with Asas, Asas would have to remove all the hairs on her body except for her hair... It scared her to death.
As a result, this beauty was already flew out by Sophie without Assas's invitation. Sophie didn't want Assas to deal with these people, but for Assas' sake, she could not offend those nobles. Although the title may not be as high as Assas, it would be bad to stumble on Assas at critical moments.
After the above two women beaten, Assas's nerves became numb, and then he was unwilling to deal with these women and simply left Chaohai City. Chaohai City is still under repair, and without Assas, he left everything to Donia and Sophie.
"You can go to the City of Holy Light tomorrow, and you can't reveal your identity. Now your identity as an undead mage can no longer be concealed. Being chased by the entire Holy See is really not something you can escape now." Assas lay down and began to make plans for tomorrow. He made a fake identity certificate, which was from the German Empire. Now the Tanzan Empire will not come to the City of Holy Light, and the City of Holy Light is also prohibited from entering the Tanzan Empire.
"Emily, Rabbi! I'm here!" Asas looked at the direction of the Holy Light City and thought to himself. Although he had confirmed his identity, he still had to ask Archbishop Rabbi why he appeared in that small village.
Tomorrow, everything will come to light.
Chapter completed!