Chapter 911: A Large Body Is Horizontal
After every long holiday, it is a day's work when classes first start.
Especially new schools that are still in the partial construction stage.
In the era when the author was studying, it was called "retracting the heart".
Township high schools only recruit children from farmers' families, and working is an instinct engraved in their bones, so they don't find it hard.
On the contrary, it is the best transition to adapt to collective life.ωωw.
The areas for each class were divided, and most of the students were assigned to clean up the remaining garbage from the construction, with the exception of Chen.
When this guy found his lost homework book, it had been trampled into a mess.
But this is not the key. The key is what the English teacher said after reading it.
"What's your name?!"
Chen Daji sneered, thinking that the teacher was deliberately making fun of him.
"Our, our name is Chen Daji."
"Teacher, have you forgotten? One time, you made me stand with my nose against the wall for a whole day because I was snoring while sleeping in class!"
The English teacher didn't say anything, but used a red pen to underline a section of Chen Daji's homework and the situational dialogue.
What is clearly written above is... what is copied is:
MynameisHuaJiunan.
What'syourname?
Chen Daji didn't know why.
However, he still felt confident, thinking that he had checked it and there was no way he could have copied it wrong.
"Teacher, please take a closer look, how could we be wrong? I copied it all after Mr. Hua...and wrote it carefully myself!"
The English teacher's face was full of sympathy, just like the heartfelt sympathy we see when we see people with low intelligence.
He sighed softly and patted this guy on the shoulder.
"The teacher has a suggestion for you. From now on, when you copy other people's homework, don't even copy their names. Be obedient."
Then he stuffed the broom, dustpan, mop, cleaning bucket, etc. into Chen Daji's hands.
"Go ahead, teacher knows you are the best at cleaning toilets, don't let me down."
"Come on!"
After the teacher left, Chen Daji looked at his homework and then at the tools in his hand, speechless for a long time.
After a long while, he uttered two words: "Fuck!"
Then he rushed straight to the women's restroom without hesitation...our major general still understands the principle of doing the easy things first and then the hard ones...
Chen Daji was not a gangster. He knew loudly to ask if anyone was in the toilet before going in to work.
After shouting for a long time, I saw two large girls slowly walking out dissatisfied.
Before leaving, he gave him two pairs of hygiene eyes.
"Why is it this annoying new student again!"
"Last time I cleaned the toilet floor, I didn't even mop up the water, which caused someone to fall..."
"Tonight we ask Bai Shen to punish him by making him drink cold water to stuff his teeth and fart against his heels!"
After hearing the whispers of the two girls, Chen Daji was even more stunned.
Why, you guys are so slow. I waited a long time, Mr. Ji, and I didn’t even say anything in vain. Are you two still dissatisfied?!
I'll go, otherwise I'll see that you two are old hags, and I'll have to give you a good beating!
However, after carefully looking at the general appearance of the two girls, and thinking of the painful experience of being beaten by Zhao Fei, the fat aunt in charge of the dormitory, etc., Chen Daji decisively gave up this unrealistic idea.
Grandma's, the big ones are just horizontal, we can't afford to offend them!
On the other hand, labor class is the best opportunity to get close to girls.
Although Xu Fangcao became more and more cold for some reason, she was still very concerned about Hua Jiu Di.
"Monitor, what have you been doing during the holidays?"
Hua Jiunan naturally couldn't tell the truth: I went to fight with many ghosts...for many days.
If this were the case, with Xu Fangcao's serious character, he would probably think that he was deliberately teasing her.
Misunderstandings should be avoided as much as possible.
This is what is called a "white lie".
"I haven't done anything, I just have a big plan. Zhao Fei and the others are working at home, reviewing their homework, what about you?"
Xu Fangcao nodded lightly when he heard this.
"I have been studying at home, but Jiang Cui and the others came to me and asked me to believe in the White God with them."
"He also gave me this thing."
The cold girl said as she took out a pointed bone from her pocket.
It was strung with a red rope, and there was a layer of dark resentment attached to it.
Of course, this resentment cannot be seen by ordinary people, but how can it be hidden from Hua Jiunan, who already has the strength of the deputy leader of the great religion.
He reached out and took it and frowned slightly: "White God?!"
"Xu Fangcao, you didn't promise them, did you?!"
Xu Fangcao shook his head gently.
"No, you know I never believe this."
"I just can't bear to lose face, so I accepted this thing."
Hua Jiu was relieved after hearing the words.
Everything in the world has its own cause and effect.
This is the same in the East and the West, but the form of expression is different.
In China, it’s called “If you don’t do anything wrong, don’t be afraid of ghosts knocking on your door.”
When the so-called demons and evil spirits in the West first appeared, they mostly "confused people's minds" and talked about equal exchange.
Rather than taking away the life of the host as soon as it comes out.
Of course, except for those who are too cruel or have no sense.
Another kind is the cause and effect of previous lives, just like Hua Jiu Nan and Chen Daji.
Since Xu Fangcao has not agreed to believe in any white god, under normal circumstances the other party would not dare to harm others rashly, and can only induce him slowly in the future.
"What you got is not a good thing, give it to me."
Reaching out to take the piece of pale bone, Hua Jiunan was still worried.
When others were not paying attention, he took out a piece of "Peace Blessing" from his pocket, folded it into a paper crane quietly and handed it to Xu Fangcao.
"I folded these little things casually, and you can hang them on the bedside when you get back."
After the last ski resort incident, Xu Fangcao also realized that Hua Jiu Nan seemed to be different.
Coupled with the mentality of a girl, even a piece of paper can be cherished for a long time if it is a gift from an ignorant first love.
After taking it gently, he lowered his head and whispered.
"Well, I, I'd better take it with me. What if I lose it by hanging it on the bed..."
It is best to carry it with you, so Hua Jiu Di will not stop it.
After thinking about it for a moment, Chen Daji's aggrieved expression suddenly popped into his mind.
Hey, how could I forget Li Yun!
So Hua Jiunan took out another talisman, and in order to match his good brother's temperament, he also deliberately folded it to look ugly.
"This, this was given to Li Yun by Da Ji. Please help me pass it on."
"Tell her to take it with her."
Xu Fangcao just has a cold personality, or a bit arrogant, but she is definitely ice-snow smart.
Otherwise, the results would not be second only to Hua Jiu Difficulties who "know it from birth".
Hearing this, he burst into laughter.
"Just say you gave it to me. Why do you have to fake it?"
"Am I that stingy..."
But after thinking about it, Xu Fangcao also understood the key.
Even if I don’t misunderstand, no boy would give a girl something out of nowhere.
It is still justifiable to blame Chen Daji.
Chapter completed!