【238】What a quick response! What a thick skin!
Suddenly a call came to my house. My uncle put down the wool in his hand and took a few breaths, and went to answer the phone with joy. I guess he thought it was called by the mistress. Cough cough, when I answered the phone, he heard the sound, it was not the mistress. Do you know who it is? It turned out to be Xiaomi. Haha, just a joke, it was not Xiaomi, but an ugly female voice," Lao Feng said while imitating in a female voice, "Hello, your phone was lucky to win the special prize of the landline lottery held by our company nationwide, with a prize of 88 yuan. Please dial 3838438. Please inquire about the award.
"What happened later?" Although Gu Qing was reluctant, she was professional after all, and it was very important for the host to cooperate and interact with each other in front of the camera.
"Why didn't your uncle tell you later? It seems that I'm more clear," Lao Feng smiled and continued, "880,000 yuan, when my uncle heard that it was worth it. Did he use his hands to make a sweater with his hands? He directly sent the whole textile machine to automate it at home. Yu Zai pressed 3838438 and went over. I won't introduce the content of the phone to you here, because my uncle had been calling for a long time. In addition to asking about winning matters, he also teased the girl on the other end of the phone. Ahem, in short, the staff of the company said that if you want to receive this 880,000 yuan, two individuals who must pay 88,000 yuan first, two, one 88,000 yuan is 10%, and the personal income tax is 20%!"
This guy finished saying anything. Taking advantage of this moment, Gu Qing quickly snatched the words and said, "I'm sorry, then..."
"Wait..." Lao Feng interrupted. "Gu Qing, you are wrong!"
"Wrong?" Gu Qing said embarrassedly, "Where did you say it wrong?"
"It's not my uncle, I call it, but the audience's friends. You have to call it 'my uncle'!" Old Feng Zheng emphasized in 28.
Gu Qing was amused and crying: "In order to receive the 880,000 yuan bonus, my uncle transferred the personal income tax of 88,000 yuan according to the account provided by the other party. After that, the company's phone number could not be reached. He called the telecommunications bureau and asked. He found out that the phone number had been cancelled by the other party, and the two 88,000 yuan had also sank to the sea. Here we would like to remind all friends... don't stare at my feet!"
Uh? Everyone was shocked. Old Feng quickly moved his eyes away from Gu Qing's smooth jade feet sandwiched between his legs, and smiled and said, "This is the hosting style of "Police News", which is relaxed, harmonious, nonsensical. Plain, life-like, oral. Gu Qing just made a nonsense with everyone. But because of her impure skill, she felt a little abrupt, but it doesn't matter. As long as I am as handsome and intelligent, she is a hero and chivalrous, although she is arrogant but kind-hearted, cold on the outside but hot on the inside, she is known as the little cheetah on the land who shook her head and was afraid of, and the little white dragon under the sea. The police officer of the big eagle in the sky cooperates with her, and she will become better and better, and the program will become more and more exciting! Uh... Gu Qing, continue!"
"What a quick reaction!" Su Qitong stared at Lao Feng with relief and sighed.
"What a thick-skinned face!" Zhan Huairen on the side thought with laughter and cry.
"Later... Later..." Gu Qing was completely confused by the alternative guy Lao Feng. She was professional now and didn't know how to take the lead.
Lao Feng continued: "Later, my uncle suffered this loss and became wise after he became fooled. He thought that if he encountered such a thing again, he would not be fooled again. He did not take the two 88,000 yuan seriously. Your uncle is really rich, but why do he still have money to be refused to be so rich that he actually believes that pies will fall from the sky, haha, but not long after, the same thing came to him again. He thought he had become smarter, but he was deceived again. The fraudsters' tricks are getting more and more clever, and the vigilance of the audience should also be improved. Gu Qing will introduce it to the audience."
Introduction? What is the introduction? What is the content of the program I was recording today, and it wasn't it that I've finished talking about Chen xx's experience of being cheated. Why did I encounter the same thing again? What is this guy doing? Gu Qing looked at him at a loss. Zhan Huairen couldn't understand what Lao Feng was doing. He was about to call for a shutdown but was stopped by Su Qitong. Su Qitong shook his head and said, "The show is not over yet. What are you anxious about Ziming? Look at what Ziming wants to say. He is very proficient in these tricks of liars. I introduce more and don't shut down the machine."
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For the same thing, another person said that he won the jackpot and called the prize amount higher than the last time, totaling 188 yuan..." If he asked again and didn't know, Gu Qing really didn't have to continue doing this show, so he had to follow Lao Feng's words to "made up" the case, staring at him blankly and hoped that he would give him some tips.
Wang Laofeng smiled and snatched the words and said, "The amount of 188 yuan is even more heart-pounding. It is fake to say that such a large bonus is not wanted, but if you want it, you are afraid of being cheated. As a result, my uncle was more careful and would not remit any personal income tax first, unless you get the bonus, my uncle told the other company about such a request. What was surprising was that the other company readily agreed and made 188 yuan to the account provided by my uncle that day. Did my uncle really pick up the pie that fell from the sky and easily get 188 yuan, or did he fall into a deeper trap again? Audiences who want to know the answers do not need to worry, continue to pay attention to our revised "Police News". The answer will be announced in the next issue!"
Zhan Huairen nodded with interest at this time: "I didn't expect that the amateur host is quite good at talking, and he knows how to leave a suspense to decompose it next time. By the way, Su Sir, there is really such a case where the other party doesn't want the winner to remit personal income tax first and then get the bonus. How can you cheat people?"
Su Qitong laughed: "You ask me? How do I know? Ask Ziming, this is his experience as a policeman for many years, haha!"
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Haven’t you been a policeman for many years? Where did your experience be placed, Zhan Huairen thought to himself.
"Happy times always pass very quickly, and it's time to say goodbye!" Lao Feng said with a smile, "In order to celebrate the first successful broadcast of "Police News" after the revision, I plan to present a song, but since "Police News" is broadcast at night, my voice conditions are limited, and I am afraid that the audience will sleep at night after listening to my songs, so I will give this glorious and arduous task to Miss Gu Qing. She not only has natural beauty, but also has a beautiful singing voice like a fairy in the oriole descending to earth. Below will Miss Gu Qing sing a few songs of "Black Cat Sheriff" for the audience."
"Okay!" Su Qitong was the first to applaud. The huge voice was also included. Zhan Huairen frowned. Just as he was about to speak, Su Qitong smiled, "Clap your hands and applaud them quickly. Record all these voices. Haven't you watched many conversation programs now and then recorded voiceovers like this? The program that was done in this way would be better. This is my experience as a policeman for many years."
What is this bullshit relationship with being a policeman? Zhan Huairen was amused and crying, but this way of recording voiceover can indeed enhance the performance of the program and is more in line with the current requirements of the police department for the program, so it also prompted all staff to applaud.
No matter how angry Gu Qing was in her heart, she always smiled when facing the camera. It was the first time that Lao Feng and the staff asked this and drove them on the shelves without asking. Although she was not very good at singing, it would be okay to sing for the sake of the show effect. But it would be fine if she sang other songs. This guy actually wanted to sing the theme song of "Black Cat Sheriff" by himself, which was really annoying and funny.
"The eyes were staring like copper bells, and they shot lightning-like shrewd..." Old Feng was secretly amused when he saw Gu Qing in a dilemma, but he still took the lead and hummed a few words, "It's your turn next, Miss Gu Qing."
Gu Qing gritted her teeth and sang in a low voice like a kindergarten aunt, "The eyes are as bright as copper bells, and the ears are as sharp as antennas. Listening to all suspicious sounds, she grinds her sharp teeth and claws to patrol everywhere. You have brought us peace of life, ahhaha... Black Cat Sheriff, ahhaha... Black Cat Sheriff, the forest citizens salute you, tribute to you..."
"Okay, okay! Sing too much! Sing too much!" Old Feng clapped his hands and smiled at the camera, "If you have any comments or suggestions on our newly revised program, please call the program team. This issue of "Police News" ends here. See you next time, bye!"
Chapter completed!