You talk so much nonsense, but you’re not spending my money? Anyway, it’s not my hard-earned money, so I don’t feel bad about spending it no matter what.

This guy can stand and talk without back pain.

I bought a set of clothes for the sloppy Taoist priest at the market, and found a regular bathing place. Finally, the sloppy Taoist priest looked more pleasing to the eye, so I took a taxi directly to the airport and bought two plane tickets.

, and headed straight to Yanbei.

As soon as the plane landed and I stood on the ground in Yanbei, my heart felt at ease.

Yanbei can be regarded as my second hometown. After all, I have lived here for more than eight years. With Uncle Huzi here and my friends here, I can feel at ease.

After getting off the plane, I called Uncle Hu Zi and asked him to prepare a meal and wait for us to go home to eat.

As soon as Uncle Hu Zi heard that I had come back with the sloppy Taoist priest, he said he would come to the airport to pick us up, and even said he would drive over in his big car, but I sternly refused.

I understood what Uncle Hu Zi meant, and I couldn't wait to show off his luxury car to the sloppy Taoist priest.

To be honest, I was embarrassed to drive out in his Mercedes-Benz. It cost 30,000 to buy the car and 80,000 to repair it. Only a weakling like Uncle Hu Zi could do such a heartless thing.

Whenever I talk about this, Uncle Hu Zi dismissively says that I don’t understand feelings.

We don’t know what feelings are, we just know that the big guy is older than me.

If the money hadn't been in Uncle Hu Zi's hands, I would have secretly bought a real luxury car.

I took a taxi and went straight to the courtyard. Uncle Huzi was already waiting at the door. When he saw us getting out of the car, he ran over and said, "Master, how was your trip this time? Did you get any unexpected results?"

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"No unexpected gains, just that we have more mouths in the house. It seems that Uncle Hu Zi will have to work hard again. I will live and eat at your house for a few days." The sloppy Taoist laughed.

"That's no problem. Just go home safely. Come in quickly. The food is ready and waiting for you." Uncle Huzi greeted, and the three of us entered the house.

Uncle Hu Zi cooked a table of delicious dishes and prepared fine wine.

As soon as the sloppy Taoist priest and I came to the table, we started to enjoy the food.

Just when we were eating and drinking vigorously, a black shadow suddenly flew in.

The sloppy Taoist priest seemed to have eyes on his back. Before the black shadow could fly over his head, he immediately ejected from his chair and jumped to the side.

At this time, the myna bird had landed on the beam, shaking its head and looking at the sloppy Taoist priest, as if he was doing stretching exercises before the battle.

"I knew you bitch would come, the Taoist master is waiting for you." The sloppy Taoist priest chuckled.

"You are so cheap. You are the most mean-spirited old man my father has ever seen. A bitch will always be a bitch. Not only are you cheap, you are also ugly. Being ugly is not your fault, but it is your fault to scare people. Look at you.

, look at the back and frighten thousands of troops, turn around to scare away millions of heroes!" said the myna bird in one breath.

Uncle Hu Zi and I were immediately confused. When did this little myna learn the art of war and curse people in the same way?

The sloppy Taoist priest chuckled, pointed at the myna bird and said: "Master Taoist, I will teach you how to practice swordsmanship, but you practice it badly. If you don't practice the sword, you will become inferior, and if you don't practice the gold sword, you will practice the silver sword! You were born a cucumber and need to be beaten! The day after tomorrow.

If you are a walnut, you need a hammer! Your whole life is a broken motorcycle, and you need a kick!"

"You, you, you..." Myna anxiously turned around on the beam and continued to curse at the sloppy Taoist priest: "In the beginning, human nature is good. When a big egg is boiled in the pot, there is a bastard standing in front of his father.

!”

The sloppy Taoist priest opened his mouth and said: "You have countless advantages. You dance on cow dung, you are a fool in front of everyone, you cross high mountains and dangers, and you are not willing to humiliate yourself..."

Uncle Huzi and I were stunned and shocked.

This person's quarrel with each other was so wonderful that it was like the endless flow of a river.

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Moreover, they cursed endlessly, and this time they continued to fight for a long time. They cursed from the house to the yard, and they continued to scold until the middle of the night without a winner. They even received complaints from the neighbors next door.

When I woke up the next morning, I saw the slovenly Taoist priest looking in the direction of Grandpa Zhang’s house with a pair of panda eyes, still a little unfinished.

"Lao Luo, it's time to eat..." I greeted.

"Okay... I'm going to wash my face..." As soon as the sloppy Taoist priest spoke, his throat made a sound like a broken gong, and he almost lost his voice. I was puzzled, why are you competing with a broken bird?

?

So what if I win the scolding?

But Lao Luo just refuses to admit defeat, even if he doesn’t admire him.

I don’t know anything else, but I know that after this fight, the myna bird didn’t come to my house for three days, and his voice was probably hoarse.

In this quarrel, the enemy suffered one thousand injuries and himself suffered eight hundred losses.

In the next few days, the sloppy Taoist priest stayed at my house, locked himself in his room, and did not go out for several days.

Mainly because he got the green soul, he was trying to find a way to integrate the green soul into his lightning-strike wooden sword.

Zhong Jinliang also said before that the green soul is the product of plants and trees that have become refined, and can be integrated into magical weapons with wood attributes. The sloppy Taoist priest's lightning wooden sword is of wood attribute. As long as this green soul is integrated into his lightning wooden sword,

The sword has the ability to activate the essence of vegetation.

However, after studying for several days, the sloppy Taoist priest couldn't come up with any results, so he couldn't help but wander around in the yard anxiously.

I saw that he was very anxious, so I said: "Lao Luo, I have a way to help you integrate this green spirit into the lightning strike wooden sword."

"Really or not, tell me?" the sloppy Taoist priest said excitedly.

"There is a Yuelai Teahouse in Yanbeicheng. There is a person in there who specializes in the business of cultivators. He should be called a Jianghu broker. You will definitely be able to find an expert there who can help you integrate the green soul into the lightning strike wooden sword, but it will definitely take a while.

Money." I said.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier? Why did you make me think so hard? Take me to that teahouse quickly." The sloppy Taoist priest pulled me and said.

"Wait a minute... are you rich? Going to Yuelai Tea House to ask for information is very expensive, starting at at least 100,000 yuan." I said.

"I'll lend it to you first, and then I'll give it to you when I make money later." The sloppy Taoist laughed.

"You can throw it away. Lending you money is like beating a dog with a meat bun. You will never come back." I said.

"Let's go, let's go. When you need me in the future, I promise you will take me there immediately." The sloppy Taoist urged.

I had no choice but to take him to Yuelai Teahouse and find Sister Hua.
Chapter completed!