"Bang bang bang..."

The big iron gate of the farmyard was slapped and the voice of the courier came from outside: "Brother Zhu, your courier! Brother Zhu, Brother Zhu..."

"Come here, come here!"

Zhu Ming, who had just finished washing up, stretched out and opened the door.

The courier is an old acquaintance. He stood on the side of the van, holding the edge of the cardboard box and said, "Brother Zhu, what did you buy? I can't move it alone."

"Then you should exercise, you can't move even more than 60 pounds." Zhu Ming smiled.

The courier said: "It's only more than 60 kilograms? I think it's all eighty kilograms... Brother Zhu, the trailer is broken, please help me."

The two carried the express box and carefully put it down in the yard.

Zhu Ming immediately unboxed the box and inspected the goods, and the courier also took out his mobile phone to record the video. This courier is insured with high amounts, so he is not afraid of being damaged and broken in the middle, but he is afraid that someone will replace it with stone bricks.

His old colleague was seriously ill and was hospitalized. He was lying in the hospital and had not yet died. The second-married young wife started to have a fight with her children and staged a good show of fighting for family property in the hospital. When the old colleague recovered from illness, several children became enemies. The couple also had various conflicts, and the family was in chaos all day long.

Zhu Ming swears.

Zhu Guoxiang said: "How much money have you saved in a few years? I have to pay in installments when buying a second-hand Harvard!"

When he woke up in the passenger seat again, Zhu Ming asked, "Where have you been?"

"This set of turtle guns is really a big deal, and it has wasted 80,000 yuan in the Heavenly King Armor."

Zhu Ming tied his seat belt and opened it for a while. Zhu Guoxiang suddenly said, "Mingming, the girl's surname is Zhang, and her name is Zhang Rongrong, two years younger than you. Her parents are both from the countryside. She was a left-behind child when she was a child. She made it all by herself..."

The number of viewers in the live broadcast room has increased to more than 60 at this time. Except for a few who are proud of themselves, the rest of the barrage is gloating.

Zhu Ming, who was originally handsome and happy, immediately turned black when he saw the barrage and began to criticize his fans: "Yang Guo, does Yang Guo know? I haven't recovered my strength yet!"

"stop!"

"Deputy, deputy, not the dean yet." Zhu Guoxiang smiled.

The main body of the boot is made of cowhide and the surface is inlaid with bright silver steel sheets.

It’s not that the girl has a problem, but that Zhu Guoxiang’s photo shoot is too funny.

"You are just going back to show off your BMW, show off." Zhu Ming rolled his eyes.

“…”

Zhu Guoxiang said: "The low-end one, more than 400,000 yuan. Have you packed it? Get your luggage in the car quickly."

What happened later made Zhu Guoxiang secretly say that he was lucky, but fortunately he didn't do anything wrong.

Zhu Ming patted the sword around his waist: "This sword is more than 30,000, all of which are customized high-end products."

"I didn't spend your money, I earned it myself." Zhu Ming's tone was relieved.

"Bao!"

Zhu Guoxiang also helped his son clean up and complained: "What kind of broken place did you rent? I almost couldn't find it even if I drove the navigation."

And the car is accelerating in the kaleidoscope.

Zhu Guoxiang didn't seem to want to talk about this, and he criticized in a very sudden tone: "You are almost thirty years old, and you have no stable job and have not saved a lot of money. How can you establish yourself when you are thirty years old? Which girl is willing to marry you? Listen to my words, after the Chinese New Year, you really like to do self-media, you can do it in your spare time. I have been living for half my life, and there is nothing else, and there is still some use to face. It's okay to arrange a job for you..."

"Fuck!"

The entire set of armor parts were taken out one by one, and Zhu Ming repeatedly wore them on his body.

Zhu Guoxiang criticized: "It's a waste of one's ambition, and it's a waste of one's own things."

Zhu Guoxiang was also stunned because the dark tunnel suddenly became colorful, like a rotating kaleidoscope.

"Go and go, it's big or small." Zhu Guoxiang didn't want to chat with his son. This bastard's mouth was too owed.

Not to mention whether it is practical or not, let’s not talk about whether it has been cheated. The main reason is that this set of armor is too handsome and the rate of turning back on the street is 100%. Just like a brand-name bag to a woman, which man can withstand such armor?

The courier encouraged him, "Brother Zhu, play two tricks."

The set that Zhu Ming spent a huge amount of money to customize really belongs to "Pinduoduo". The statue of the Heavenly King in the Tang Dynasty was copied, the statue of the Heavenly King in the Song Dynasty was copied, and the statue of the Heavenly King in the Ming Dynasty was copied, and it had to be perfectly integrated. He was charged 16,000 yuan for the armor design fee alone.

"Eighty thousand yuan? Are you crazy!" Zhu Guoxiang was shocked.

Zhu Guoxiang opened the trunk and was stuffed inside.

The Heavenly King Armor is the armor of the Heavenly King statues of all dynasties, and it only exists in temples, pictures, and stone carvings. The shape is indeed majestic and domineering, but it is inevitable to appear cumbersome to wear on the battlefield. Some local components that are handsome are purely redundant.

Zhu Ming objected, but his body was very honest. He couldn't help but lean over and almost laughed out loud after just one look.

Zhu Guoxiang turned his head and looked at the BMW logo and said to himself: "Your mother wanted to buy a BMW before she died. She went to see the car at that time, and suddenly there was a tumor."

Putting on his boots and shin, Zhu Ming jumped in place for a few times, then walked back and forth, then made a kicking move, commenting: "No, good, it won't affect the activity, and it's very comfortable to wear."

A series of speed bumps made the car bump.

Zhu Ming couldn't help but complain: "Why didn't you take the high-speed train back this year? You're so exhausted to drive the high-speed train."

After lunch, I bought some snacks in the service area, and the father and son returned to the car to continue on their way.

Both the father and son felt something was wrong. Why is there no end to this tunnel?

Zhu Ming mercilessly exposes: "Stop talking about it, the one my aunt introduced last year, you obviously think that the other person is ugly."

Zhu Guoxiang said: "I drove it. I just bought a BMW and I haven't finished it yet."

Zhu Ming said: "If I don't take it away, I will definitely be gone when I come back during the Chinese New Year. There are many thieves in this town. I stole the computer for me last time when I went home."

Zhu Ming immediately interrupted: "I told you why you mentioned the blind date? It turned out that you were going to urge me to get married."

Zhu Ming felt difficult to run when he had more than 60 pounds of Heavenly King armor on his body.

The utility knife cut the transparent tape, and the packaging box was disassembled layer by layer, and some armor pieces were soon exposed. Zhu Ming nodded and said, "No problem."

An old colleague of his is a female graduate student who married, and he envied Zhu Guoxiang at that time. However, Zhu Guoxiang was timid and cautious, and only dared to think about such things, he would never attack female students.

Zhu Guoxiang said: "How is it? Although he is not beautiful, he is definitely not ugly. Moreover, the little girl has a cheerful personality and is open and likable. When she first applied for my postgraduate degree, I fell in love with her at first sight and wanted to introduce her to you as a girlfriend. But, you have to improve yourself and find a stable job first, otherwise you will not be worthy of others..."

The courier held up his mobile phone and circled around Zhu Ming, and the barrage style of the live broadcast room finally changed.

All were dressed neatly, and the courier's eyes were already glowing, and he said enviously: "Brother Zhu, is this thing quite expensive?"

"Damn!"

"Stop, stop, stop, hate you guys who are having nepotism the most," Zhu Ming dragged his armor to the rear of the car, ending the topic, "Open your trunk!"

"I didn't force you, so I can talk about it first. If it is not suitable, let's look for it," Zhu Guoxiang took out a photo from the album. "You look at the photos first. I didn't have a beauty look, so I'm sure I look the same as a real person."

Zhu Ming took out the shooting equipment, set it up in front of the express box, and waited for a while, and found that there were only more than a dozen viewers in the live broadcast room - it was too early, and those who stayed up late to practice immortality have not yet gotten up.

"Who cares?" Zhu Ming murmured and sat in the passenger seat.

Of course, live broadcasts are also occasionally launched.

Zhu Guoxiang pushed the door and got out of the car, raised his hand and held his glasses, looked at his son's funny dress, and said in confusion: "Where are you doing this?"

I entered a long tunnel in a blink of an eye. As I opened, it became darker and darker in front of me, as if the lights in the tunnel were broken.

"Staff..."

"I don't care," Zhu Ming joked heartlessly, "Okay, President Zhu. Promotion, change cars, and begging for his wife. You are so proud that the horse's hooves are fast. You are fifty-five years old this year, and you are looking for a typical old cow to eat tender grass. By the way, you are the vice president, just find a female student in the yard. You are young and beautiful, with a tree of pear blossoms... and you are pressing on the begonia."

"Then sign for it." The courier also smiled.

Zhu Ming is a history science blogger. He makes a living by posting videos to earn traffic. He occasionally receives some advertisements to make extra money. Maybe he is not very famous and the advertisements he receives are not of high quality. He is all electric toothbrushes, self-heating hot pot, mite ointment, etc., and he has not even received advertisements for krypton gold web games.

As I danced, I was so tired that I was out of breath.

"Get out! The more I talk, the more I feel, the more I am not sure." Zhu Guoxiang looked bad, but in fact he had fantasies in his heart.

The father and son have a very tacit understanding and change the content of the conversation in their own ways.

"Buy Pinduoduo for 80,000 yuan, and the anchor's brain was kicked by a donkey."

Zhu Guoxiang was so angry that he was angry by his son: "I have been driving a Poussan for more than ten years. The traffic police will forcefully scrap it. What happened to me to change a BMW? Driving a foreign car is to admire foreign countries. So, which country is the Nikon camera you took the video?"

That night, I slept in the highway service area, ate a bowl of Lanzhou ramen the next morning, and continued to drill tunnels in the mountains.

Zhu Guoxiang said: "Mingming, you see, I'm going to get a second marriage. Should you find one? You are almost thirty years old, and it's not a big deal to be single. I have a graduate student who is diligent, smart and down-to-earth. I asked you for your questions. She hasn't been in a relationship yet, and her age is more suitable for you..."

Zhu Ming glanced at him: "I've been beautyed, be careful of cheating."

Zhu Guoxiang refused to admit it: "That woman is so sarcastic and mean, she is so petty at first glance. I don't care about her appearance at all."

"What's wrong with the self-media? I have hundreds of thousands of fans on the entire network, and it will soon exceed one million!" Zhu Ming immediately retorted.

Zhu Ming could only stuff his armor and sword into the back seat of the BMW, rub his hands and said, "I'll drive."

...

"Liuwei Dihuang Pills are useless, you have to take Wuji Baifeng Pills."

"Think of a way yourself," said Zhu Guoxiang.

Zhu Ming couldn't refute it in an instant, so he could only blame the domestic brand for being unsuccessful, but then he said stubbornly: "BYD's electric car is good, you should change that car."

"Okay, okay, I won't say it." Zhu Guoxiang put away his phone.

Zhu Ming laughed and said, "Do you think the girls in the Agricultural College have dark skin? Go to the next department to find it. The next school is OK. Doesn't you have a film and television school there?"
To be continued...