Chapter 429: The Love Saint of the Cookie Knife

"The secret is in your big bathroom." Lin Shaoqiu said with a mysterious look on his face, then walked to Liu Yanran's big bathroom first and waved to her.

"What are you doing?" Liu Yanran walked over with a smirk, and suddenly Lin Shaoqiu pulled in as soon as he reached out and fell into the big bathtub.

A harmonious and wonderful spring shadow was staged in the large bathroom. Until the evening, Lin Shaoqiu never let Liu Yanran come out.

After walking out of Liu Yanran's house tiredly, Lin Shaoqiu was called by Yu Ziwen to their school again, saying that it was a fatal matter and asked Lin Shaoqiu to help.

When the little girl heard it, she said it was a fatal matter. Although she was a little suspicious, Lin Shaoqiu still hurried to Yu Ziwen's school.

It was still in school that night, it was just a dv drama rehearsal. There was really a supporting role that couldn't be found. Yu Ziwen thought about it and then found Lin Shaoqiu, who had the best acting skills.

Lin Shaoqiu was very depressed when he knew that Yu Ziwen, the little girl, was so angry that she asked her to come over to help her get a supporting role. Fortunately, Yu Ziwen and her drama club have many beauties, so it wouldn't be so boring to have fun with these little beauties. Otherwise, Lin Shaoqiu would have to deal with Yu Ziwen, the little girl.

In this DVD drama, Yu Ziwen, the little girl, is a director and cameraman. She saw her holding a long scroll of microphone and shouting to all the actors to take their place.

Lin Shaoqiu, who was pulled away by Yu Ziwen and put on makeup, also stood in front of his prop pork stall with a wry smile, running helplessly as a supporting role.

Yu Ziwen put down the microphone of the paper roll, picked up the DVD machine and pointed it at the set they carefully set in the drama club, and said loudly: "Time, 2010 Valentine's Day, a sunny summer afternoon, location, Xiushui Street Vegetable Market, several characters, the first scene of the DVD drama "The Prince Charming Comes Out of the Vegetable Market" will start filming!"

"Click, crack, crack, crack, crack..."

After a string of rhythmic sounds, a huge piece of pork ribs on the cutting board was divided into small pieces by a sharp but rusty kitchen knife. The owner of the kitchen knife quickly put the ribs into a basin, untied the apron, wiped his hands, tidied his messy hair, and took out a wrinkled and poor-quality cigarette from the apron pocket and lit it.

As the smoke sucked and spitted, a lazy and decadent face flashed. It looked handsome when you looked closely, but it was covered by the dense stubble on the lips and chin, and the excessive skin tone of the ancient body.

There were two ordinary girls standing in front of the fruit stall not far away, one tall and one short. Both of them were staring at the pork stall. The tall one looked like a little star, while the short one looked confused and puzzled.

"Xiaoli, you said you have a favorite, that's... this pork guy?" There was an unstoppable contempt in the words of the short girl.

"Don't call him a pork guy, he's not an ordinary pork guy," the tall girl's eyes flashed with light. "A man as cool as him, even when standing in front of the pork stall, is as bright as the fireflies in the night, so distinctive and outstanding. His melancholy eyes, sighing stubble, and magical pig-slaughtering sword technique all attracted me deeply, especially the Marlboro on his mouth. The smoke emitted was like a powerful aphrodisiac, which made me unable to stop..."

At this time, a group of vendors from the vegetable market came around the two girls. Some were old and young, some were fish, some were vegetables. A vegetable-selling "grandmother" took off her rubber gloves and sighed deeply: "He is arrogant, but he is kind-hearted, and he is low-key, but admired by thousands of people. He can use an ordinary kitchen knife in a superb way and cut out super pork ribs that can be called the art of knife. Is he the incarnation of a god? Or the messenger of hell? No one knows, but it is certain that everyone gives him a title - Xiushui Street Knife God!"

"That's right, but the small thing like chopping pork ribs cannot fully reflect Adao's personality charm," said the "middle-aged" man who sold fish. "Adao is famous for picking up countless girls, and is a thorn in the eyes of all our men. His elegant figure exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls unable to resist. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant women are, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is the recognized saint of vegetable markets, the soul of Xiushui Street, everyone knows - the kitchen knife prince..."

"Card!"

The dv machine stopped operating. Yu Ziwen threw away the script in her hand and said dissatisfiedly: "Nana, Yingying, Qiangqiang, just now, your acting skills are not professional at all. Do you know what professionalism is? According to the Russian drama theory master Stannislavsky, a person's expression should be reflected from the outside to the inside, and then from the inside. Look at you, each of them has stiff expressions and boring lines. It is obvious that they are acting. We film DV dramas to make a sense, not for acting, do you understand? Everyone is very amateur, and only the role of the pork guy, the uncle, is pretty good."

"Tsk! Being a director is giving you a face, no one can be a director."

"That's right, I won't shoot anymore, I won't shoot anymore."

Several boys shook off the shooting props on their bodies and scattered. Yu Ziwen looked at Lin Shaoqiu in front of the pork stall helplessly and said, "Uncle, is my shooting subject not good? Am I not suitable to be a director?"

Lin Shaoqiu spitted the cigarette butts accurately in the waste basket on the side, and left the greasy props and kitchen knife back: "What's the matter from "The Prince Charming from the Vegetable Market", it's a mess. I admit that although I'm very handsome, no one can watch men, and it's different to film women. I also shoot documentaries called "A Romantic Night of Gas Workers and Vegetable Sluts Girls". Gas Workers... Let your classmates play strong, as for Vegetable Sluts Girls... Of course, it's still necessary to spend some time looking for it, uh... don't wear tinted glasses to look at art. Even if you film the process of the two having a super friendly relationship, it's still from a purely artistic perspective. Based on the school's scale, you can play mosaics. But if you can find a high-quality beauty to be the heroine, then I don't mind sacrificing her lust and being Chao Weigra."

"Uncle, you will die when you tell me this!" Yu Ziwen said angrily with a flushed face.

Among the classmates and friends at the school, there was really no way to find an old man as vicissitudes as Lin Shaoqiu, who had just asked him to play a guest appearance. Unexpectedly, he was hit by Lin Shaoqiu, which was really annoying.

"What? Are you angry?" Lin Shaoqiu asked with a smile.

"Hmph! No." Yu Ziwen pouted.

"Oh!" Lin Shaoqiu untied the greasy prop apron and threw it to the side, sighed softly, "Little girl, what is your ideal?"

"Be a big director in the future." Yu Ziwen said with a smile.

"What a great director?" Lin Shaoqiu asked.

"The big and big kind, a regular guest at the Oscars party." Yu Ziwen looked proud, as if she was looking forward to her beautiful future.

"Will it be over? Since you have an ideal, how can you be dissatisfied with such a small setback?" Lin Shaoqiu smiled and said, "I was joking with you just now. I think you filmed well and had ideas. But it's not a matter of being a big director overnight. Take your time."

"Well, don't worry, I'll be a big director anyway," Yu Ziwen suddenly changed the subject and said, "Uncle, go with me to play."

After hearing what Yu Ziwen said, the cigarette butt that Lin Shaoqiu had in his hand almost fell to the ground. The little girl's mind was too fierce. She was still depressed by the director's bad dv drama, and she was about to play in a blink of an eye.

"Now?" Lin Shaoqiu asked.

"You have to arrange the show again, arrange it before playing. Your scene is over. You can rest next to me first and wait for me." Yu Ziwen smiled sweetly and continued to make fun of her dv drama.

Lin Shaoqiu shook his head helplessly, sat aside, and found a few books to read them boredly.

Seeing Lin Shaoqiu holding a book of "Dream of Red Mansions" in his hand, Lu Yingying couldn't help but sit opposite him: "Uncle, do you also like reading "Dream of Red Mansions"?"

Lu Yingying followed Yu Ziwen and often saw Lin Shaoqiu as strong as she looked. She was very surprised that such a rough man had such a delicate side and liked to watch "Dream of Red Mansions".

"I have long lost interest in reading a book that I can memorize and translate into English, French, German, Western, Russian and other languages, but I am currently studying which of the Twelve Beauties of Jinling is more beautiful." Lin Shaoqiu is indeed looking at women, but he is reading the gossip magazine in the "Dream of Red Mansions" this issue - "Survey on the Top Ten Stars Body Data".

Lu Yingying sat opposite Lin Shaoqiu with a smile: "Uncle, who do you think is the most beautiful of the Twelve Beauties of Jinling?"

"The two bends seem to be frowning but not frowning, and the one pair seem to be crying but not crying with eyes. The faces are sad and delicate, and the whole body is sick. Tears are dotted, and the gasps are slightly. When you are quiet, like beautiful flowers shining on the water, and the movements are like weak willows supporting the wind. The heart is more than dry, and the disease is three points better than Xizi," Lin Shaoqiu recited the words that depict Lin Daiyu's beauty and smiled, "Of course Daiyu is the most beautiful, but this woman should only be found in the sky, and there are few times in the world. This kind of woman who is not as good as the fireworks of the world is still not as real as Baochai, so I think Baochai is the most beautiful."

"What about Qin Keqing? She is the beauty of Lin Daiyu and Xue Baochai." Lu Yingying seemed to have found a soulmate and started discussing with Lin Shaoqiu with great interest.

"Uh... all the vegetables and carrots have their own preferences, they are beautiful, and they are beautiful. The reason why novels are beautiful is that they leave people with unlimited imagination space, so every reader has a different feeling for each character." Lin Shaoqiu quickly fooled him. He had just watched "Dream of Red Mansions" several times. Because he had to memorize part of the business of picking up girls, it would be a big deal if he continued to discuss it.

"Haha, I have found someone who can discuss literature." Lu Yingying smiled.

Listening to Lin Shaoqiu's nonsense, Yu Ziwen's directorial work was over. She had originally said she would wait to send the little girl home, but she didn't expect that the little girl, who is more keen on eating, drinking and having fun than being a big director, actually wanted to go and play.

"Let's go, uncle, go play." Yu Ziwen's eyes were flowing, and she walked over and naturally hugged her arms around Lin Shaoqiu's neck.

As so many little girls looked at it, Lin Shaoqiu quickly let go of the little girl Yu Ziwen, and then said fiercely: "It's what time to go and play, go home peacefully."

"No, no, I'm going to play," Yu Ziwen laughed, "You take us to play together."

Lin Shaoqiu heard Yu Ziwen say this and found that there were five boys and two other girls standing beside her. If she and Lu Yingying were added, there would be a lot of people, why would they take them to play? I am not the aunt in the nursery school. When Lin Shaoqiu thought of this, he shook his head repeatedly: "What are you playing? Your sister is still waiting for you to go home to sleep."

"I want to go to play, I want to go to play," Yu Ziwen said excitedly, "There is a ghost town park in Cuicui Park that has been newly opened. I heard it is scary and is most suitable for playing at night. Take us there, uncle."

When Lin Shaoqiu heard that he was still going to the amusement park, he lost interest, but he could not resist Yu Ziwen's slutty face. In the end, there was no choice but to take these young people to Cuicui Park.

After entering Cuicui Park, four girls surrounded Lin Shaoqiu and chatted with him in a chat.

In addition to Yu Ziwen and Lu Yingying, the other two little girls are beautiful. Lin Shaoqiu sighed that birds of birds of a feather flock together. After all, the beauty still likes to stick to the beauty.

"Uncle, Ziwen describes you as the best man in the world, but... I don't think it's anything. You are not a handsome guy. At most, you are a handsome man, or an uncle-level handsome man." One of the girls named Xu Xiaojiao looked at Lin Shaoqiu and said.

He actually called me Uncle! It must have been taught by Yu Ziwen, the little girl. Lin Shaoqiu thought with a wry smile in his heart.

After hearing what Xu Xiaojiao said, another little girl named Huo Na nodded, with an ambiguous expression on her face, looking at Yu Ziwen and said, "Yu Ziwen, I don't think it's so good no matter how you look. Xiao Niu actually likes to levitra grass, haha."

When Yu Ziwen heard this, she laughed and scolded: "Dear Nana, you like... you like to levitra grass. You are crazy, I don't know what you said."

Xiao Niu? Lao Cao? Lin Shaoqiu was smoking a cigarette, and didn't know how to interrupt, so he could only smile bitterly.

Then, the five little boys following Lin Shaoqiu and the others also walked over slowly. One of the more powerful boys smiled at Lin Shaoqiu and nodded, "Hello, uncle."

"Uh... Hello, muscular man." Lin Shaoqiu said with a wry smile.

When he walked to the gate of the ghost town, Lin Shaoqiu said to Yu Ziwen: "Little girl, you go in and play, I won't join in the fun." Lin Shaoqiu patted Yu Ziwen's head, then looked at the strong boy and said, "Muscular man, you can take them in and play."

Yu Ziwen smiled and said, "Uncle, let's play together."

"No, no, no, no, you are not interested, you go and play." Lin Shaoqiu is really not interested in such a bullshit ghost town in the amusement park. Is it interesting to play with things that deceive children?

But Lin Shaoqiu thought so, but others didn't think so. He had heard from Yu Ziwen that her uncle was amazing. Now it seems that this is the case. He doesn't even dare to go in the ghost town to play. He is really weak.

"Uncle, are you scared? If you are afraid, you can't go in and play." Lu Yingying always felt that Shaoqiu was very manly, but when she saw him coming to the gate of the ghost city, she backed down. She felt a little angry and said a little unhappy.

Yu Ziwen reached out and patted Lu Yingying's arm, glared at her, then shook Lin Shaoqiu's arm with a shy face and said, "Uncle, this is just a game. The excitement is stimulation, but there is no real danger. Since you are here to play, of course you are just playing games and don't play. What's the point? Play, play."

Lin Shaoqiu lit a cigarette, sighed softly, and said to Yu Ziwen in a concerned tone: "I know it's a game. You can go and play it. Be careful. This ghost town seems to have many problems. If you are afraid, go in and take a look and come out quickly."

"Uncle, aren't you? There are more than ten levels in total. You want us to go in and check it out. This is too much of a look down on us." Shu Jian, a boy next to the muscular man Ma Xiaoxiao, said to Lin Shaoqiu very disdainfully.

Looking at the thin boy wearing glasses, Lin Shaoqiu said helplessly: "At first glance, you are the kind of person who dares to turn off the lights when going to the toilet at night. Since they dare to build this ghost town, they have attracted so many businesses. You think it's a vegetarian. OK, okay, I'll accompany you in, I'll see if you can pass the first level."

Yu Ziwen was happy when she heard this, and pulled Lin Shaoqiu over to buy a ticket. Then she followed Lin Shaoqiu and walked towards the ghost town. While walking, she said, "Uncle, you won't be angry, at most I will not ask you to play this kind of child game in the future. Don't be angry, okay?"

Lin Shaoqiu glanced at Yu Ziwen's face and couldn't help but smile bitterly again. What's the next time this time? When did you ask me to come out and play the boring game?

"You can do whatever you want, but I will declare one thing first, you said yourself, you will no longer play boring games with me in the future. If such a thing happens in the future, you will even threaten me by taking off all your clothes, and I will not come." Lin Shaoqiu said lightly.

Yu Ziwen bit her lip, and the grievance on her face gradually turned into pitifulness in her eyes. She held each other with her hands tightly, and stared at Lin Shaoqiu with delicate eyes seriously without saying a word.

There was still a long queue to enter this damn ghost town. Lin Shaoqiu was helpless and led the group of little boys and girls to line up in a regular manner. From time to time, he could hear the horrifying screams coming from inside.
Chapter completed!