Chapter 187: The Most Shameless Big Fudge in History
Chapter 187 The most shameless fool in history
Yang Jingjing did something wrong but was forgiven by Lin Shaoqiu. She was immediately moved and swore: "In the future, I will be my husband's person in my life, and my husband's ghost in death. Whoever is my husband's enemy is my enemy. I will never do things that make my husband embarrassed. Husband, believe me!"
"I believe, I believe, I believe." Lin Shaoqiu gently touched Yang Jingjing's cheek and said gently.
Seeing Yang Jingjing's infatuation towards Lin Shaoqiu, Su Huaqian felt that she had no special ideas. She had raised Yang Jingjing for so many years, but she was not as good as Lin Shaoqiu's coaxing and deceiving.
As Lin Shaoqiu felt aching back and aching on his back, he stood up and moved his muscles and bones, but he heard Yang Jingjing say gentlely: "Husband, are you very tired? Why don't you let your wife give you a massage? Your wife's massage technique is great."
Lin Shaoqiu frowned very much when he heard Yang Jingjing's words. It was not a massage lady. What's so good about this technique, but Su Huaqian said: "Jingjing has been massaged for me since she was a child. Her unique massage skills will make you want to die of ecstasy and unable to stop, haha..."
Lin Shaoqiu didn't believe that Su Huaqian was so exaggerating, but she wanted to try how great the massage technique her good wife had, so she gently lay on Yang Jingjing's lap, closed her eyes and prepared to enjoy it, and said, "Good wife, come on, no, come on."
Yang Jingjing's tender little hands gently stroked Lin Shaoqiu's back, and her strength was just right. The loosening and tense, as if it was a stimulating current, penetrated Lin Shaoqiu's heart.
"Oh...uh...hiss..." Lin Shaoqiu was so comfortable that he hummed randomly, "Good wife, go up, be fine, go down, go up, go down, go up, go down, use force, don't stop..."
Yang Jingjing heard Lin Shaoqiu's screams strangely, and her little face couldn't help but turn red. She was so shy that she didn't dare to move again. Lin Shaoqiu simply put her hand over, grabbed one of her hands, and shouted strangely: "Good wife, don't stop moving, come again, come again, go again, go again, go again, go again, go again, go again, go again, go down a little, just a little bit..."
After going down, you should go to the place where you shouldn’t be massaged. You chuckled and said, “Is it enough to get down here?”
"It seems that it's not enough, it's better to stretch it forward...oh..." Lin Shaoqiu said suddenly and screamed. When he turned around, he saw that Yang Jingjing's little hand was where he was holding, but when he touched Su Huaqian's hand that was sitting next to him.
Not only does this old witch keep her face as youthful and charming as a girl in her twenties, her jade hands are also extremely smooth and tender, and they are not inferior to Yang Jingjing.
He almost pulled Su Huaqian's hand in front of him. If he really pulled it, let the old witch touch it and broke it, what should he do? Lin Shaoqiu was so scared that he threw away her hand and shook his head and smiled bitterly.
"Don't you want to go a little longer? Isn't you not enough? I have to stretch a little further forward? Why don't you want it now?" Su Huaqian said with a smile.
"Uh... this... is enough." Lin Shaoqiu said awkwardly.
Princess Yang Jingjing smiled and blushed and said to Lin Shaoqiu: "Husband, the leader's massage skills are also the best in the world. I feel that your lumbar muscles are very hard here, and it seems to be a little strain. So let the leader pinch you and treat you. Don't make any more trouble, it's so shameful."
It turned out that the old witch was kind enough to pinch the lumbar muscle strain for herself. Lin Shaoqiu's old face turned red with a rare moment. He gently grabbed Yang Jingjing's little hand and said, "Then change to beautiful sister, you can do it, just touch it casually, oh, no, pinch it casually, good wife, don't have your hands idle, let my husband take a good look and help you see your palms."
Yang Jingjing's hand was scratched by Lin Shaoqiu, and her palm was so itchy that she smiled and said, "Husband, why do you still look at palmitage? I didn't know you knew these before?"
Lin Shaoqiu laughed and said, "You don't know too much, and I don't know anything about your husband. You will be blessed to follow me."
Su Huaqian, who was massaging Lin Shaoqiu for treatment of lumbar muscle strain, laughed and said, "Lin Shaoqiu, if I knew you earlier, I would have taken you to our Juan Mari teaching. Your skills in cheating are much better than mine. Jingjing, your husband lives by fooling others, and palmism is also an art of cheating. How could he not?"
Anyway, Lin Shaoqiu was thick-skinned and pretended not to hear Su Huaqian's teasing. He grabbed Yang Jingjing's little hand and watched it carefully. He kept tickling the center of her little hand until Yang Jingjing was red and itchy. He almost hummed, and then pretended to be serious: "Good wife, your fate is so good. A hundred miles, no, thousands of miles, no, no, no, no, no, one in a million."
Yang Jingjing heard Lin Shaoqiu speak in a very serious and serious manner, but she didn't believe it very much. She just thought it was fun. Yingying smiled and said, "Husband, I am an orphan, so how can I live a good life."
"A person's fate always has ups and downs. It used to be a person's fate, and it cannot represent the present, and it cannot represent the future. Heroes do not ask where they are from. What's wrong with orphans? Are orphans the Lone Star of the Tiansha and a lifetime of bad luck?" Lin Shaoqiu gently stroked Yang Jingjing's palm and said gently, "Look, your career line, love line, and life line are all clearly outlined and organized. There is a lot of articles here."
Yang Jingjing indeed saw the so-called career lines, love lines, and life lines in her palms seemed to grow well, and said with a smile: "Then husband, please tell me quickly."
"Well," Lin Shaoqiu looked like a master and said seriously, "Your lifeline is not only long, but also thick. This means that you will live for a long time in your life, and you will basically not get serious illnesses in this process, and you are very healthy; and your lovelines are also good, and your branches are flourishing, and you will meet a prince charming, uh... Of course, this prince charming is my husband. Your careerline has some twists and turns, but it will soon be merged into one, which means that you can still achieve great things in the future."
Lin Shaoqiu said ambiguously nonsense and said something nice, making Su Huaqian, who was massaged by him, shake her head when she heard this. Although this guy was talking nonsense, he could make up. No wonder so many women were fooled by him. I wonder if this is his natural "function".
"Wow, it's so good, it's so good," Lin Shaoqiu exclaimed happily, "Good wife, look, your life line, love line, and career line are gathered here into a thick big line, and the three lines are integrated, which means that the most important thing in your life has happened now, and the most important thing."
"What's that?" Yang Jingjing said with a happy face and looked at Lin Shaoqiu with deep affection.
"Uh... this, the three lines are integrated to represent the most important and most important person in your life. This person is wise, powerful, tall and brave, handsome, handsome and handsome..." Lin Shaoqiu said without blushing, "Since the appearance of this most important person in your life, your life, career, and love have undergone earth-shaking changes that have moved ghosts and gods. The three lines gather here and become thick and lush and lasting. The appearance of this important person is like a lighthouse in the sea at night, illuminating your originally dark life. From now on, good wife, you can eat well, sleep well, marry better, prosperous, rich and noble, hundreds of sons and thousands of grandchildren, and a whole house of happiness..."
If Lin Shaoqiu had not been asked to help him with the pursuit of Hualianshe, Su Huaqian really wanted to strangle Lin Shaoqiu to death when she heard this most shameless fortune telling criticism in history.
"Good wife, your little brother is so tender and easy to touch. You can't touch it ten thousand times a day..." Lin Shaoqiu said, and actually picked up Yang Jingjing's hand and kissed her again and again.
Listening to Lin Shaoqiu's previous words, although Yang Jingjing was a little more shameless, but then she was extremely erotic. Yang Jingjing hurriedly withdrew her little hand and said shyly: "Honey, you are so bad, you always tease me, Master, you should say something."
Lin Shaoqiu was sweating heavily when he heard the words. Now I am my husband and wife with Jingjing. It is normal to touch my hands and say flirting words with my hands. Why do you want that old witch to come in?
"Lin Shaoqiu, then you can help me see, so what if I see my life path?" Su Huaqian reached out to Lin Shaoqiu's eyes and said with a smile.
Lin Shaoqiu didn't have that much patience to the old witch Su Huaqian. He just took a casual look and said, "Your love line, life line, and career line are not very smooth, thin and messy, like weeds, and it is even more chaotic when you are intertwined. This means that you are lonely and helpless in the first half of your life, and are hard and miserable. As for the second half of your life..."
"How is the second half of your life?" Su Huaqian asked very seriously.
"Uh... the second half of your life..." Lin Shaoqiu held back his smile, "Just because of your hard work in the first half of your life, you will get used to it in the second half of your life and will not feel the hard work."
Su Huaqian was stunned when she heard this, nodded slightly, and then realized that Lin Shaoqiu was making fun of her. She glared at him with a pair of sharp and charming eyes, and then laughed: "I don't believe in these things at all. I only believe that fate is always in my own hands."
Chapter completed!