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Chapter 521 I Can Fly!

Yang Xie interrupted Xueyunzi's recollection of the past and said angrily: "Don't talk about whether these are true or not. We Ming people don't tell secrets. If you want to die, I have a hundred ways to deal with you. If you want to live,

How about surrendering to me?"

"Deal with me? Are you sure?" Although Xueyunzi was shameless, Yang Xie could hear the deep disdain in his tone: "Let me tell you, I believe you can seal me, maybe you can solve it."

I, I just laughed!"

"Sealing you isn't serious enough?"

As Yang Xie spoke, he checked the "Book of Changes" and "Almighty Forging". Sure enough, all he could do was seal this guy away. If he wanted to destroy it, I'm afraid Almighty Forging would need to be upgraded to two more levels, right?

"He said this pain in the wind and rain is nothing!" Xueyunzi shouted impassionedly, then returned to his stern posture: "How many years can you seal me? When you are dead and your bones can beat the drum.

, the seal will be erased bit by bit by the power of time, will I be able to reappear in the world again?"

As Xueyunzi spoke, his voice became a little bleak: "Do you know what is the most fulfilling thing I have done in my life?"

"What is it?" Yang Xie handed over the chatterbox very kindly, because he was also very curious. This was the first swordsman he met, and it might also be the last one. If he could understand more about it, he would treat it as a person.

Show off your talking skills to Rover.

"I live a long time!" Xueyunzi seemed to have become a chatterbox. When he opened his mouth, he seemed to be showing off his chewing gum and couldn't stop. He said: "If I live a long time, I can see with my own eyes the people who follow me."

Guys with the same name or greater fame, one by one due to various reasons, are either broken or dead, so they can't compete with me. I will definitely win this protracted battle, so, kid, if you want to threaten me, you

It’s still tender!”

"Thousands of years have passed, and I'm still afraid of your hundreds of years?" Xueyunzi sneered, quite like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.

Yang Xie also has a headache when encountering such a master, but threats are considered the worst approach these days, and the more promising ones are stick and carrot policies.

Therefore, Yang Xie began to persuade: "I said Xiao Jianjian..."

"You are just Xiao Jianjian! Your whole family..."

"Yes, yes, I said Xue Yun, even if I can't kill you, you will still feel uncomfortable after being sealed for a hundred years, right? Think about it, in a lonely cave, there is no TV, no computer, no girls, no masturbation, a

Are people very lonely? Even if you feel lonely, you can't drink with loneliness. How tired are you saying? Right? "

Xueyunzi was silent. Although he was not afraid of seals, it did not mean that he liked being sealed. Over the past thousands of years, he had been going crazy. How could his happy life be cut off so easily?

Yang Xie hurriedly struck while the iron was hot: "As long as you surrender to me, more than a hundred years will be just a small episode in your long life, passing by in the blink of an eye. So, for the sake of a bright future, why not

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How about a small sacrifice? Take a step back, if you follow me, maybe you don’t have to do anything. I can also forge. When the time comes, the girls who will make you some magical weapons will get you a big one.

Harem, how perfect, isn’t it?”

"This..." Xueyunzi felt a little embarrassed, it sounded pretty good...

Yang Xie sneered in his heart, no matter how awesome you are, you are just a otaku. You have been a otaku for so many years. Don’t you still know your weaknesses?

"Think about it, there are all kinds of fat and thin girls with long swords, some are wearing nurse uniforms, some are wearing stewardess uniforms, some are wearing police uniforms, and some fishnet stockings, how tempting..."

"Put away your human clothes, your uniforms that seduce and seduce gods are of no use to us!"

Yang Xie was sweating. Well, he understood the principle of "too much is too little", so Yang Xie asked simply: "How about it, if you agree to surrender to me, I will build you a big harem, which is red, orange, yellow, green and blue."

Purple, there are sword girls in any color!"

"Do you have noble gold, colorful blue, cute pink and glazed blue?" Xueyunzi was completely shaken. In a lifetime of swords, there must be something to pursue, right? Building a big famous sword harem should be considered a comparison.

Reliable?

"Yes, we have everything. When the time comes, you can choose the color or request. By the way, I will get some swords, guns, halberds and so on, so that you can experience the love across races. After all, you still have to experience it! If you

The taste is strong, how about I give you a mace?" Yang Xie said generously. Anyway, with "Almighty Forging", you are not afraid that the leather will be blown. The only difficulty is how to distinguish the men and women of the weapons...

Ahem.

"Then why are you so embarrassed..." Xueyunzi's tone was unexpectedly a little more coy.

"What's the matter? As long as you surrender to me, a hundred years will pass by like a white horse, and then you will be able to accompany your concubines and wander around the world as your home, with the sky as your quilt and the earth as your bed, bang bang

Bang bang bang bang bang!

Xueyunzi was completely immersed in the beautiful picture painted by Yang Xie. It took him a long while before he said loudly: "Deal!"

"Xueyunzi, are you willing to be my subject forever, life or death?" Yang Xie said slowly with a hint of ethereal in his voice.

"Yes, yes!" Xueyunzi was still thinking in a daze, so he replied casually. Yang Xie stretched out his hand and slapped it on the hilt of the sword. Originally, Yang Xie was a little worried that the "Land of Shadows" would not be able to absorb a ray of this guy's soul.

Among them, there was no obstacle at all. Xueyunzi has become a member of his Kingdom of Shadows...

This Kingdom of Shadows is a one-sided contract, but it is impossible for Yang Xie to find a new contract application to sign with Xueyunzi, so he has to wrong him first. Anyway, if he dies, the contract can follow his own wishes. See

Whether to let the whole country bury him or to release his life, you can choose to release him when the time comes.

Xueyunzi didn't care about this. His whole sword body trembled slightly and he shouted: "Let me go quickly, my sword blade is already thirsty..."

Yang Xie also found it a bit funny. His threats had no effect at all. On the contrary, the inducement was successful. The beauty trap is indeed the most effective strategy in the world. That's right. Even a man with a bottom line like himself, if he really finds some stunning women,

If a girl comes to use her beauty trap, I'm afraid I can only hold on for a while...

The sorrow of men...

After spending some points to retract the runes, the blood-red sword floated back into the air. His body trembled slightly, and his sword slowly lit up and then dimmed again, like breathing. He did this back and forth several times.

Drops of blood were forced out from the tip of the sword, and that posture...

——It’s like a sword in the piss!

The whole thing was a complete mess.

After Xueyunzi finished urinating, the sword still trembled, showing a very happy look, and said with a sigh: "Malegocha drinks blood all day long, but today he is showered with dog blood. It is really unlucky..."

Yang Xie had a black line on his head, and he had begun to worry a little. Was he right or wrong to put away this inconsistent sword?

"By the way, Xueyunzi, are you going to kill me?"

"I know a lot of things!" Xueyunzi was so proud that he flew in front of Yang Xie and hung in the air. He seemed to be describing with his fingers: "I know all these common things, playing music, chess, calligraphy, painting, cooking tea and wine."

Won't!"

Yang Xie: "..."

"I can kill people. As long as I get enough blood samples from you, I can make the sword enter the body through the air. I have countless evil spirits in my body. The most awesome thing is that I! Can! Fly!"

"Flying? What's so great about being able to fly? Flies, mosquitoes, dragonflies, and butterflies can all fly!" Yang Xie was a little confused. What's so great about being able to fly? He can also swim! However, he finally understood that he was making a sword for Mao Xueyunzi.

I wanted to ask for 500ml of blood from myself.

Xueyunzi sneered, with an arrogant attitude that a child cannot be taught: "Boy, brother, I will give you a good lesson today. What does it mean to be able to fly? Think about it, I can fly, and I surrender to you,

As long as I'm in a good mood, I'll take you flying around twice. Isn't Jiang Zi awesome enough?"

Yang Xie: "Ahhhhhhh..."
Chapter completed!
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