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042 Pasteur's Gift

"It's rubbed off from me." The little girl spread her hands, "Didn't I say it clearly just now?"

Masha: "Oh...wait, where did that bottle come from?"

The little girl probably doesn't have the ability to bring things onto the boat.

The little girl glanced at the bottle in her hand: "I just took it in my cabin and put it on the chest of drawers."

"Ah...oh, the bottle on the boat...wait, this is what you rubbed from your body after you got on the boat?" Masha was shocked again.

"Yes." The little girl blinked and asked, "Is there any problem?"

"Are you going to put it in your snack?" Masha continued.

"What about that?" the little girl asked.

"Then, are you going to let me eat the snack that spilled this thing?" Masha continued.

The little girl looked at Masha and suddenly showed an evil smile: "Hey, second brother, don't you like it?"

"This is not a question of whether you like it or not, this is..."

"What about Miss Du Meilan? Ah, or is it that my second brother's true love is Miss Zheng Quanquan?"

Masha seriously bounced the girl's forehead: "Anyway, you are not allowed to put this in, it will cause me to experience conscience and ethics torture."

"What's the matter? When you eat, you often eat dandruff and other things that fall from me." The little girl spread her hands, "Second brother thinks it's inappropriate, it's because of your evil thoughts."

"Is that?" Masha scratched his head, "It seems that it makes sense. On the other hand, when you eat together, you also eat my dandruff all day long."

"There is also saliva! Second brother, you will not block every time you sneeze and cough. You will spray it all on the table. Grandma has scolded you many times for this matter." said the little girl.

Masha thought about it and she was really scolded because she sneezes and turned around while eating.

"Then let it go, I want to see how good the Pasteur school is at cooking."

As a Cantonese, Masha certainly has great expectations for food. He has long wanted to see the Pasteur school's methods.

In addition, although after the little girl's "persuasion", Masha no longer cares about the origin of the things added by the little girl, but-

——Think of from the perspective of others, eating the little girl’s rubbing, isn’t that equivalent to licking the little girl?

When Masha thought about this, the saliva in his mouth became more...

——I am so perverted.

——But what is wrong with a perverted man?

The little girl was already running to the dessert and poured the things in the bottle on it.

"Why do you have to put it in a small bottle?" Masha couldn't help asking, "Isn't it all over pinch your hands, there's just a little road from your room to here."

"When inserting the implant, you will hear an old man's nagging. Second brother, do you know this, right?" the little girl asked back.

"Yes, that's an explanation of the ability left by the master." Masha replied with an explanation. After all, he is the young girl's senior, so it's appropriate to introduce some of the experiences summarized by the seniors.

"According to the old man's instructions, the native bacteria on my body will become very fragile after leaving my body. In order to make them survive or even have power after leaving my body, they must be improved. Before that, after I separated the things with bacteria, I must avoid excessive contact with other bacteria in the air as much as possible. So I must pack it in a bottle immediately."

Masha said "Oh" and he didn't choose biology in the college entrance examination subject X, but he was admitted to the 211 exam, and his overall score was not low. He naturally possessed the basic knowledge of biology.

The little girl shows that he can understand it as soon as he hears it, and he can even find the points of the flaw accurately.

"Listen to this explanation, you are just a culture medium now?" he asked.

"Yes, culture medium, that old man also said this word. Second brother, you are so awesome!" The little girl stared at Masha with wide eyes, "You... won't you explode? Didn't Frankenstein explode if you know too much interdisciplinary knowledge?"

——Your brother is the protagonist, not only will he not explode, but he can also gain the ability of the entire discipline through poor plural implants.

But saying that he could not say that, Masha could only perfunctorily say: "But look, I'm not going to explode now."

Looking at the little girl's worried look, Masha added: "After all, look, this ship's window is the world's principle. Your brother, I'm fine here, isn't it?"

The little girl thought for a while and nodded: "That's right, then can I gain resistance to the principles of the world after I stay here for a long time?"

"It's possible." Masha can only say that.

Fortunately, the little girl was not confused and continued: "Anyway, I am just a culture medium now, and I have six basic bacteria for free. Let me tell you, this old man Pasteur is so strange. Half of the six bacteria for free are yeast, which are used to make noodles, make wine and make cheese..."

Masha couldn't help laughing—it's true that this school is an authentic French school...

"What are you laughing at?" the little girl asked in confusion.

"Uh... I thought of something happy." Masha couldn't help but play with the joke that the little girl certainly didn't understand.

Unexpectedly, the little girl cooperated: "What a happy thing?"

“…My wife gave birth to a baby.”

With the little girl working so well, Masha felt uncomfortable if she didn't match her with the joke here, which is also a sequelae of being on B station for a long time.

The little girl looked at Masha in confusion: "Which wife is your? Du Meilan? Last time I saw that my stomach was not big?"

"...No, I'm kidding." Masha finally decided not to continue playing with memes and talk about things seriously.

In the future, he may also implant the Pasteur school implant, but he certainly cannot hear any explanation, so it is necessary to carefully understand the Pasteur school's abilities through the little girl.

The little girl was still wondering: "This is... a joke? Where is your joke?"

Masha took out a universal saying to swear to the child: "You will understand when you grow up."

"I hate others saying to me the most, 'I understand when I get older'... Well... Is it a bad joke? Second brother, you actually tell your sister a bad joke?"

Masha: "Sorry, I..."

The little girl gave her a thumbs up: "Come on more, I like the surprise expressions of adults when they listen to me to talk bad jokes."

——Your hobby is a bit special, my sister!

"Talk about serious things," Masha made a serious expression, "Six kinds of bacteria that are free, three of which are yeast, and what about the remaining three?"

"Those three are also very weak," the little girl shrugged. "If I hadn't pretended to be a fake when I first implanted, I would have been sitting on the ground and regretting it. This school is really weak."

"I've told you that this school is weak. So, what are the three remaining?"

"One can cause a cold."

"Oh, what else?"

“A kind of quickly spoils food.”

"What's the last one?"

"The last one can produce oxygen in large quantities."

Masha couldn't help but hold his forehead.

——This Pasteur school is indeed weak enough...

——Wait a minute! Let the food spoil? Generate oxygen?
Chapter completed!
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