009 Children should study hard
Masha just asked the little girl to hold her, and his Freudian skills told him that he should give the little girl a hug now and then touch her head.
According to Masha’s understanding, girls actually don’t like others touching her head. After all, she doesn’t know how much effort she has spent to take care of her hair. Think about it from the perspective of others. The men worked hard to prepare the model, and they don’t want others to move around for fear of breaking it, right?
But the skill tips are not wrong. Maybe the little girl is still young and is not yet at the age to spend a lot of energy on her hair care?
Masha hugged the little girl and gently stroked her hair with her hands.
Unexpectedly, the little girl complained: "Don't touch my head! I just washed it yesterday!"
——You see, girls hate others touching her hair! Wait, it’s wrong, I did it with the skill prompt, why did she react?
——Is this...is it arrogant?
Masha continued to rub her hair, and the little girl stopped complaining, but rubbed back and forth on Masha.
Masha just felt that the little girl was indeed arrogant, but suddenly realized that this guy was rubbing his nose at Masha!
He hurriedly tore off the little girl from her body and kept her distance.
However, it was too late, and there was a large mixture of snot and tears in his abdomen.
"You guy!"
"Who told you to touch my head!" The little girl stared at Masha, her eyes were round and her cheeks were bulging.
Masha also stared at her, and the two of them stared at each other with big eyes.
The little girl: "Don't turn off the lights!"
Masha looked down at himself, and the one he saw was not shining.
"Empress, I can't do it!" Masha responded.
The little girl didn't hold her back and laughed out loud.
While laughing, he wiped his tears: "I thought, I thought I would never see you again, second brother."
“In theory, yes.”
——Because I am not the second brother who has many memories with you, I don’t even know that I will pretend to be an adult at home and call you at school.
The little girl obviously didn't hear anything in Masha's words. She wiped the tears that had just come out, performed a move to change her face, burst into tears and smiled, looking at Masha: "What should we do next? Second brother, if you are not dead, this time we won, right? We won that bad old man, right?"
Masha: "Yes. But if you recognize me, you will destroy my plan. When he catches you, we will be exposed."
The little girl patted her chest: "Don't worry, second brother, I will be ready to die!"
Masha was worried. It was obviously unrealistic to expect a little girl to die.
The little girl was immediately deflated, and her erect breasts looked down: "...but, you should give me some escape means. I only have a rocket belt in my hand, so I can't escape at all. I see that your pocket watch is very powerful..."
"Don't even think about it." Masha interrupted the little girl, "Even if you get a pocket watch, you will not be able to perform its functions."
Masha is from the Freudian school. After using pocket watches to prevent the opponent from attacking, he can kill the opponent with a mouthful of cannon.
The little girl doesn't have this ability.
The little girl pouted: "Well... Then you can make me become a Frankenstein! I can see that it is better to become stronger than to become a Frankenstein after practicing magic for decades."
Masha really wants to educate the little guy, and he is not good at taking shortcuts, but...
——I, a cheater, don’t seem to be qualified to educate others like this.
——I am not taking a shortcut, I am opening the Fengling Moon Shadow Modifier.
——Forget it, anyway, my plan is to make the little girl become stronger quickly as a monster. But before turning the little girl into a Frankenstein, I have to get the implant first.
In order to get the implant, you have to use the enterprising cat, so you have to let the enterprising cat enter reality through the little girl.
So, there was actually only one thing Masha had to do from the beginning.
Masha pressed the little girl's shoulder: "Listen, if you want to be Frankenstein, you must learn first."
The little girl immediately frowned and said, "You still have to learn? Can I not learn?"
"No." Masha said coldly, "If you don't learn, I will die, and you will die."
Masha was not exaggerating, his stock could last for ten to twenty days, including a lot of canned herring.
After these ten and twenty days, Masha's taste will definitely become very strange.
—— Speaking of which, the Eskimos seem to have a more awesome dark dish, saying that they killed the seal and hollowed out the internal organs and stuffed the hunted swallows or some birds into the seal's corpse, and then buried the seals filled with dead birds in the soil to seal and ferment naturally.
——After fermentation is completed, take the bird out of the seal’s belly when eating, pull out the tail, and suck it out, sucking out the internal organs and other things.
Strangely enough, Masha, who has eaten canned herring, now I want to try this dark dish.
Say, maybe it will be delicious?
The little girl looked at Masha and asked with a suspicion: "Really?"
"Really. So you have to learn."
“How much did you learn?”
Masha pointed to the enterprising cat behind him: "Learn until you can see this cat."
"There are still cats? Oh, so cute!"
The little girl exclaimed, and her expression looked very real.
Masha: "Your brother, I am from the Freud school."
The little girl pouted and looked at Masha with resentment.
Masha pointed at the cat: "You can't see it? Go and touch it."
The little girl curled her lips: "The Freudian school hates the most and can't even tell lies. So, what should I learn?"
Masha: "Let's start with mathematics."
Masha carefully considered what to teach the little girl.
Judging from the "scientific" development level in the world today, Madame Curie should not have a very in-depth understanding of quantum mechanics, but she can see cats.
Masha estimated that as long as she taught the most basic theory of quantum mechanics to the little girl, she should be able to see the cat.
To do this, she must first have enough math foundation.
The little girl seemed reluctant, but she did not object again.
"Then, I want to test your math level first." After Masha said that, he pulled the little girl out of her room and walked towards the chart room.
There is a blackboard and paper in the chart room, which is just right for class.
Moreover, there are no windows in the chart room, so there is no need to worry that the little girl will be mentally ill after looking out the window.
About an hour later.
Masha gave up.
"You... why are you so stupid!" He said what he didn't like to hear from his elders when he was a child.
The little girl said aggrievedly: "I'm not smart at all."
"You are obviously very smart! I think your mind is spinning very quickly."
"I'm sure I can do brain teasers when you ask me, but I really can't do math."
Masha understood very well at this time that because the psychoanalysis BUFF had been stacked very high, he knew very well that this little girl was subconsciously resisting learning, especially math.
However, the Freudian skills that Masha now possesses cannot eliminate the girl's subconscious resistance.
Whether it is to meet the little girl's psychological needs or adjust her life and death instinct, it has no effect.
——After that’s the end, she doesn’t want to learn mathematics. There is a high demand for mathematics in quantum mechanics, so I guess she won’t be able to teach her anymore.
——It seems that this plan A is invalid and you have to change to plan B.
Masha’s plan B is to throw the little girl onto the command chair and see if the little girl can become an apprentice in the school.
——Maybe it will be done?
Masha pulled the little girl out, and before the little girl understood what was going on, she picked her up and put her on the command chair.
But nothing happened.
Masha changed another chair, but nothing happened.
The little girl looked at Masha in confusion: "What are you doing, second brother?"
"I'll exercise and move you to play with you."
Masha casually made excuses and began to consider Plan C.
——Maybe I can try to compile some principles of quantum mechanics into stories and tell them to her in the form of anecdotes?
Masha decided to give it a try.
"Sister, I'll tell you a story. This story is called "Adventures of the Physical World"..."
The little girl looked at Masha pitifully: "Is this also a part of learning?"
"No, this is a very interesting story, it just contains some principles of physics."
Masha, regardless of the girl's condition, started to "tell stories". As a result, after only five minutes of telling, the girl showed a painful expression: "Second brother, I feel something is wrong..."
Masha clearly saw that the girl's current state was exactly the same as when Pierre Arronnas looked at the world directly.
——It works! This means it works!
Masha said to her sister coldly: "Hold on! You feel something is wrong because you interact with the principles of the world, which means that this method has worked! Hold on!"
The little girl looked at Masha with tears in her eyes and gritted her teeth: "Okay, I'll hold it over, second brother, you continue!"
Masha nodded.
Chapter completed!