Chapter 6: A gentleman loves money in a proper way
Parted with Wuhu City God Xu Sheng, Lu Liangsheng led the old donkey along the way. On the way, there were more and more pedestrians and vehicles. On the farmland on one side, the farmers wearing vests were sitting on the tractor with straw hats, rushing over the fields.
I walked over and stood on the side of the road and looked at it in surprise for a while, and almost couldn't help but want to go up and try it.
The old farmer of the tractor saw him looking at him for a long time, took advantage of the rest and drove over to stop nearby, wiped the sweat stains on his hands, pointed to the machine beside him, and asked him to go up and try it.
Lu Liangsheng smiled and shook his head. Just look at things you don’t understand. If you accidentally ruin them, it would be inappropriate. After saying thank you and declined, he turned into a scholar in a blue shirt and white robe again, gradually disappeared into the skylight, and returned to the dirty streets and alleys, and went upstairs to push open the rental house.
The TV was noisy, and Taoist Toad was lying on the sofa with a short legs raised, holding a straw in his mouth, drinking iced orange juice, Lu Jun was holding a water cup, half-kneeled on the ground, and shook the fan with his other hand.
As the door opened, the toad spit out the straw and turned his head: "I'm back? I'm seeing old friends in the past, I'll find out what's going on outside?"
The old donkey came in from behind, kicked his hind limbs back, gently touched the door, shone into the sunlight of the window frame, yawned, crawled down, and fell asleep on his pillow.
Lu Liangsheng walked past the TV screen, walked to the other end of the sofa, leaned back gently, and closed his eyes.
"Master..." He paused and continued to speak: "...I saw it, but it was not Zhou Yu. Don't demolish his temple, and he couldn't show his Dharma body. The one who came to Wuhu City God Xu Sheng. He told me that he was still in the original world, but it had been thousands of years since we came back."
These words made Lu Jun's hair standing up, who was shaking the fan on the side scared him. What does it mean for thousands of years? If there wasn't such a talking toad in front of him, he wouldn't believe it.
“Hahaha…”
The toad Taoist lying on the cushion, his mouth was wide open, and he almost pulled the back of his head, lifted his webbing and brushed the straw on his mouth, and sat up: "Isn't this better? Don't go to that heaven? It's good to stay here. Look, there are people serving him. Although the things here are strange, they are novel and fun, and they are delicious."
The slightly fat young man's heart was beating wildly. If he stayed here for a long time, wouldn't he really want to be a servant for this toad monster? He kept squirting in his hand, and subconsciously turned to see what the young man dressed in a scholar over there said.
Lu Liangsheng shook his head and slowly opened his eyes.
"Master, we may stay here for a while, but it won't be too long. After all, we are not from this world. If we stay for a long time, I wonder if it will affect this place in the future... Besides, today Xu Sheng told me that some of the Yin Gods that were sealed back then were resurrected in the world, which is very likely to be related to the demon star."
As soon as he spoke, the slightly fat young man curled his mouth and nodded in agreement. The toad on the cushion sat upright and looked at his apprentice majestic.
"You are confused, you should do whatever you want to practice Taoism and immortality. Now that you have entered the immortal book, how can you be like before?"
He suddenly burped, looked at the apprentice's expression, raised his webbing and raised his webbing head and gestured: "Stay more time."
"If you want to get rid of the demon star, you may have to stay for a little longer."
After the decision was made, Lu Liangsheng's eyes were on the face of a slightly fat young man. Recently, he had to eat and live in his house and ruin the other party's vehicle. He always had to give some compensation. When things that could be compensated quickly flashed through his mind, Lu Jun suddenly felt ecstasy as he listened to the words of a person and a toad, and he pinched his hand holding the fan tightly.
......It's developed, now it's time to develop. All the gods and immortals have fallen into my house. That's not to go to heaven!!
Suck ~~
He pursed his lips vigorously, and the fat young man looked at the toad in front of him and lowered his voice, "This... clam... toad immortal, are you gods?"
The toad, who was arguing with his apprentice, turned to the toad face, and smiled suddenly on his face, raised his face slightly, and put his webbed behind him, "Your youth has some vision, good! I and my disciple have both ascended."
Lu Jun squatted there in a daze. After hearing these words, he swallowed his saliva, and suddenly he was rushing to touch his body, took out his cell phone, opened a program, poked his head to the toad, turned around and smiled at the camera, and made a V gesture.
With a slight sound of 'Crack!', the toad turned his head strangely and looked at him. Lu Jun squatted back happily, without raising his head: "Two gods stay at my house, always leave memorials... Let's give it to a friend first..."
"Brother Lu."
Lu Liangsheng didn't understand what he was doing. When he heard the word "commemoration", he happened to coincide with what he was thinking about just now. He interrupted the other party and raised his hand and bowed: "I have been disturbing me in my two days. Today, my master and I are leaving. When I leave, why don't you tell me what I think about?"
Lu Jun suddenly looked up, his eyes lit up, and he blurted out: "I want a beauty..." As soon as the words came out, he quickly stopped and waved his hands repeatedly: "This doesn't count, it doesn't count, I didn't think about it."
Touching the chin, walking a few steps, thinking of something, I felt aggrieved, turned around and looked at Lu Liangsheng: "God, I want money... a lot of money."
"this?"
The scholar took out a few copper coins and silver from his sleeve bag and spread them in his palm, "Is it enough? There is only so much."
Seeing the copper coins and silver pieces lying in the warm palm, Lu Jun scratched his hair vigorously. He almost forgot about the gods who came to earth, but didn't know the currency of the world. He hurriedly took out his wallet from his arms and pulled out a red paper with the old man's head printed from the few coins.
"This is the kind of god grandpa, that's it. Can you create dozens of piles for me?"
pile?
Lu Liangsheng frowned. Who doesn't love money? He was young and didn't he beg for the gangsters and silver? Understanding this, he went over and took the coin. The whole body was red and full of patterns. The details were probably impossible to make it without magic power.
The next moment, it was a painting that caught my eyes. I stretched out my sleeves with one hand, and a stack of red paper appeared instantly, put it on the table, then I brushed my sleeves, and a stack of coins was blurred in Lu Jun's eyes, and more than ten stacks were divided.
"Hahahaha!! Haha!!"
Lu Jun's face was blooming with smiles. He rushed over and picked up a few stacks of money and kissed him hard a few times. He took out his cell phone from his pocket and dialed a number.
"Hey! The drama!! I won't act anymore, you are so lucky, hahaha!"
Putting down my phone, flipped my thumbs down, licking my mouth and kissing it one by one. The moment I finished my mouth, my smile froze on my face, and I quickly turned forward again, my eyes suddenly widened.
"Why are they all the same numbers? God, can you change them again? Change all the numbers above."
Lu Liangsheng is not from this world. He has never seen such a coin. He doesn't understand the number on it, so he has to shake his head.
"I can't help myself. Although I don't understand what's going on, if I can't use it together, I might as well use it one by one."
Use one by one? Real money is real money, but Lu Jun's face is bitter. If he does this, it will take a few days to come, and the police will come to him. Moreover, what's the point of using that? When will it be spent?
Lu Liangsheng looked at him. People in this world seemed to love money more than those of him at that time. He shook his head, pulled the reins, and took the master to disappear quietly in the room.
On the other side, Lu Jun, who was touching the banknote, suddenly saw the phone on the ground, quickly picked up and dialed the phone just now, and a smile immediately appeared on his face.
"The drama business... I didn't say you just now, I thought it was from another crew. They always harass me. You know that I am so dedicated to playing a supporting role. I call you every day to urge you... Yes... Yes, okay, I'll come here to report later? Where to go, okay, please, please arrive on time."
As soon as I closed the phone call, my smile immediately calmed down. When I turned around and saw that there were still figures of gods in the room, even the old donkey crawling under the window basking in the sun was gone.
"God? Grandpa God? Just leave like that?"
"The gods really leave as soon as they say they want, without waiting for anyone to finish the phone." The young man put the phone in his arms and packed it up. He was about to go out and look at the pile of banknotes on the table. He felt quite tricky. After looking at it, he had time, so he simply moved it under the bed in the bedroom and hid it. He used one or two pictures for no reason. It shouldn't be a big problem... right?
Chapter completed!