Chapter 576
The calf was stunned, then lowered his head and went to the pool next to him obediently.
Yi Niu sat down and a pool of water filled the water.
"Puff~" made two more farts.
"Cow farts, cow farts~"
“Hahaha~ The cow farts~”
At this moment, the canary placed by the pool laughed loudly in the bird cage.
This is the unraveling of the forbidden verbal technique.
The calf cuts its legs and makes it hold a grudge.
"Dear bird, shut up!" The calf's eyes suddenly became wide open and he scolded him angrily.
"You are the dead bird, your whole family is the dead bird~" The canary's voice was originally very round, but if you scream, it made the calf feel urge to sit and die.
"You misogynous chicken dare to be arrogant. Do you believe me and I will stew you?" The calf became even more angry.
"You bull monster has transformed into shape and is covered in fur. You can't even rub your butt. You are not qualified to speak, so you are a little bit~~" Canary is extremely mean.
"Who said I couldn't wipe it? I just forgot." This just hit the pain point of the calf. After saying that, it hurriedly stood up and gestured.
It turned out that the hands that had been transformed into the front hoof were very short and could not reach the back at all.
Seeing this, the canary laughed even more happily.
"Hahaha...short hand bull!"
"I can't even wipe my butt."
"You yellow-haired monster."
"You've transformed into shape and fucked."
“…”
The calf was poked with pain points, and his nose was so angry that it bulged.
Seeing this, Qin He reached out and pointed at the Canary.
Forbidden gem art.
The canary's mouth suddenly stopped, but it opened its mouth but couldn't make any sound.
"Master, stew it." The calf gritted his teeth and suggested to Qin He.
Qin He did not comment and paused, "Let's study the recipe first, good-looking birds are generally not delicious."
"Okay!"
The calf's eyes were bright.
When the canary heard this, her eyes were a little scared, but she still bravely spitted a mouthful of saliva at the calf.
This is a master who doesn’t cry without seeing the soup pot!
He was soft all over and his mouth was hard.
After calming down the bickering between the two beasts, Qin He took a beautiful bath and drank two taels of wine.
It feels like the Taoist priests are almost done in their cleansing.
Then he got up and went to.
...
At the same time, the bathhouse where the Taoist priests and monks are located.
After the two of them finished bathing, they were dressed in a neat manner and were about to leave, when the door suddenly opened.
A burst of white smoke came to my face, and it was extremely fast and there was no way to avoid it.
The monk and Taoist priest were shocked because they found that the moment Baiyan blew on his face, they were stationary and could not move.
In the rolling white smoke, a slender figure slowly appeared.
The two of them looked closely and their faces were even more shocked.
This man is as beautiful as jade, with his sword eyebrows on his temples, and he is set off by his decent flying fish suit. He is such a handsome official.
It's... Wei Wu!
Wei Wu, who hadn't seen it for more than half a year, has changed from purple to light yellow, and the flying fish pattern is extremely bright and it is the official uniform of the commander of the Feiyu Guard.
"It's you?" The Taoist priest's face changed drastically.
"Ha, Wei Thief!" The monk was even more excited. He had been inconsistent with this man from the beginning.
Wei Wu grinned, showed his bright white teeth, and said, "Don't be excited, you two, I am here to ask for something from you."
"I warn you not to do anything randomly." The monk gritted his teeth and said, "What methods have you used to us? I have the ambition to let us go and fight to the death~"
"A despicable villain, a side-door." The Taoist priest also agreed.
"Don't say that, if you lose, you have to admit it. If you get beaten, you must stand at attention." Wei Wu smiled, and then walked towards the Taoist priest step by step.
"What do you want to do?" The Taoist priest swallowed; Wei Wu made him feel something was wrong, but he couldn't say something was wrong for a moment.
"It's okay, it'll be fine in a while." Wei Wu came to the front of the Taoist priest, squatted down, and then pulled open his crotch.
"Huh!"
The Taoist priest shuddered and shouted, "You, you... are you perverted?"
"Stop!"
"Don't struggle. You can't blame me if you take the wrong one in a while." Wei Wu glared, then put his hand into his crotch without hesitation and began to touch things.
The Taoist priest's crotch is also a space, which is similar to the yellow cloth bag that carries the corpse.
A small crotch actually has a unique world.
He reached out and grabbed two round things.
The Taoist priest opened his eyes, and the curse stopped abruptly, and he said in a plea: "Don't tell me, please."
Wei Wu blinked and said, "I said everything, don't struggle."
Then he let go, continued to fill in, yank for a few times, and finally touched something round.
The moment I took it out, the bathroom was shining with golden light, as if a layer of gold gauze was covered with, and it was a huge golden egg.
Looking closely, there were many fine lines cracking around the golden egg, as if something inside was about to break out of the egg.
"Wei Wu, I advise you not to touch it. This egg involves the secret of heaven. Those who are not merits should not move it without any treasure." The Taoist warned.
"What secret?" Wei Wu asked.
"I can't tell you." The Taoist priest gritted his teeth, paused, he was suddenly stunned, and said suspiciously: "Wait a minute, you don't seem to be Wei Wu, who are you?"
Wei Wu weighed the golden egg in his hand, with surprise in his eyes, and asked strangely: "You said I am not Wei Wu, why?"
"Wei Wu is a sissy now, you are not." When the Taoist priest heard this, he immediately realized that his feelings were right. This person is really not Wei Wu.
"Sister?" Wei Wu was stunned for a moment, not understanding why.
"Wei Wu is now a sissy girl with an orchid finger?" The monk also suddenly realized.
"No way?" Wei Wu was a little surprised, he paused and sighed, "Okay, since I didn't hide it from you, then I won't hide it. Now I will talk to you as my true identity."
After the words came to his voice, the white mist was bright all over his body.
The next moment, a Onmyoji dressed up, with a pale face and a young man wearing a crow hat slowly appeared from the white mist. He raised his eyebrows and smiled, "It's me, are you surprised or happy?"
Chapter completed!