Study decisively and never miss a book.

It seems that the harvest of coffin corpse rewards has further raised the standard. For three ordinary corpses, the rewards are very perfunctory.

One gave me one year of Taoism, and the other gave me one year of inner energy.

They are all symbolic comfort rewards.

The last one was given a magic spell, but it was a very subtle one, called the Fart Technique.

Fart spell: A small curse spell from witchcraft. When this spell is cast, the target's anus will be filled and the intestines will be filled up, making it difficult to control himself.

Note: It’s not farts, it’s the unyielding soul of the grain.

When Qin He saw it, he immediately felt disgusted.

This witch sect really produces some unspeakable magic.

Such as the curse of bad eyes, the replenishing technique, and the farting technique.

Although Wumen is indeed in decline, it is too weak to hold up the stage. Can't we give some serious rewards?

However, if you don’t like it, it’s better to learn one more kind of magic.

As the saying goes, having too much art does not overwhelm oneself.

Magic is one aspect, and the various knowledge contained in magic is also very valuable.

Learn decisively.

Immediately, all kinds of strange knowledge about the human body's intestines, abdomen and hooks and qi became familiar to the mind. Once he learned it, he reached the state of enlightenment.

display.

"biu~"

Qin He came over to Hui Miqiu who was shoveling the ashes.

Hui Miqiu even straightened up slightly, and then looked at Wang Tiezhu and Lamborghini lying on the ground with a stern look, then at Qin He and Xiao Diao, then stood still, and resumed his movements after about ten seconds.

Qin He took a look and said, oh, not bad.

This sphincter can be contracted and contracted freely.

He was able to fart silently and gained the essence of dark farts.

It is indeed a giant rat that has been around for hundreds of years.

If that's the case, let's have some more.

biu~biu~biu~

Three consecutive fart spells.

At this moment, the Gray Mickey Mouse's eyes suddenly opened wide and his body became stiff. He felt a surge of intestinal gas in his belly, hitting his intestines.

The gatekeeper general "Sphincter" was frightened and hurriedly retracted the city gate, ordering the intestinal gas to stop making noise and pass through in an orderly manner.

However, the intestinal gas is too turbulent and the sphincter is unable to maintain it. The intestinal gas makes a long and sharp whistling sound through the narrow gate.

"Chi chi chi chi~~~"

Immediately, everyone was shocked by the sound.

Qin He was amazed. The sound sounded like a gas leak.

It's really awesome that a fart can sound like this.

"What sound?"

When Wang Tiezhu heard the sound, he turned his head and listened left and right, looking for the source of the sound. He seemed to smell something, and he even moved his nose to smell it.

But when I turned around and saw Hui Miqiu holding his buttocks with his belly puffed out, his face suddenly turned green. He pointed at Hui Miqiu and cursed: "You can't do your job well, why are you farting here?"

"Master Zhu, there are three times when people are in a hurry to urinate, so they just can't hold it back." Hui Miqiu explained hurriedly.

"Still quibbling."

"I was wrong."

"What are you eating? Why does it smell like rotten sweet potatoes?" Wang Tiezhu covered his nose with a look of disgust.

"Master Zhu clearly noticed that I did eat sweet potatoes. There are large tracts of sweet potatoes grown in the pig shed outside the city. They are big and sweet."

"Did I let you praise me?"

"I was wrong."

"That sweet potato... I'll get some back tomorrow."

"Yes, Mr. Zhu."

"..."

In front of Wang Tiezhu, Hui Miqiu always obeyed.

The Great Immortal Qingniu sat down on the first boy so that he could not have any disobedient thoughts.

However, at this moment, Wang Tiezhu suddenly opened his mung bean eyes slightly, his body stiffened, and then: "Puff, puff, puff~~"

A fart that was even more arrogant than Hui Miqiu let out.

The so-called loud farts don’t stink, smelly farts don’t make any noise, and serial farts stink and are loud at the same time.

Immediately a sour smell filled the air.

Hui Miqiu shrank his neck, pursed his lips and held his breath, daring not to say a word.

The slap in the face came too fast, let alone talking at this time, even breathing was wrong.

Wang Tiezhu's expression suddenly became extremely exciting, embarrassed, unbelievable, and annoyed... After a pause, it forcefully said: "What are you looking at? I'm done with my work. It's okay to fart a few times to relieve my mood."

"Yes, yes, that's what Mr. Zhu said." Hui Miqiu nodded.

"Why does your fart smell like beef?" At this moment, Lamborghini's faint voice suddenly sounded from behind Wang Tiezhu.

Wang Tiezhu turned around and saw that Lamborghini, who was sleeping on the ground, had gotten up at some point and was standing behind him, staring at him suspiciously with a pair of huge bull's eyes.

"You heard it wrong, I didn't eat beef." Wang Tiezhu thought to himself.

"You damn turtle dare to eat my cattle~"

"You scolded me?"

"I'm going to back you up and charge like a bull, ha!"

"Bang!"

"Ah~ I'll fight you to death~"

"..."

Just when the Dongcheng Corpse Crematorium started making trouble because of "some shit".

Feiyu Health Office.

Wei Yuanji, who was drinking and having late-night snacks, suddenly noticed that across from him, Wei Wu, who was in a cheerful mood and was drinking and eating, suddenly became restless.

A few days ago, Wei Wu stole the show.

He single-handedly challenged the entire capital city, winning eight out of nine battles, and became proud of the world.

Even Shen Lian, the commander of Feiyu Guard, personally recorded his merits.

Leveraging on the power of their great victory, Feiyuwei directly captured several scum of the world that they originally wanted to catch but didn't dare to catch, and gave the world a hard kick.

Wei Wu couldn't be more proud. How could he be happy?

Especially the two games against Cai Sandao were a desperate counterattack.

In the first game, Cai Sandao used his iron fist to block, but Wei Wu didn't know it, so he kicked him and his leg was broken.

But it doesn't matter, he has self-healing skills, and the time of half a stick of incense will be saved easily.

The battle continued the next day. Wei Wu used iron to protect his legs, with protruding iron nails on them. Cai Sandao didn't know it, and deliberately opened his crotch to provoke Wei Wu.

Good guy, with that kick, Cai Sandao and his three souls flew away for two and a half souls. He covered his crotch and ran away, not even returning to Yihongyuan.

For this reason, Wei Wu drank and ate freely every day and entertained guests every day.

"Brother Wu, what's wrong with you?" Wei Yuanji asked strangely.

Wei Wu's face twisted and he touched his buttocks, looking like he was hesitating to speak.

Wei Yuanji's mouth twitched when he saw this, "You don't think...you have hemorrhoids again?"

"It feels like, uncertain."

Wei Wu squatted for a few times, hurriedly picked up a bronze mirror and ran to the latrine. After a while, he came back with an annoyed look on his face, gritted his teeth and said, "It's hemorrhoids."

Wei Yuanji immediately took a deep breath and said speechlessly: "Brother Wu, you are not suitable for drinking and eating. I asked Dr. Ju about this problem. You should drink with caution."

"Why didn't you tell me earlier? You didn't tell me until this all started."

"How did I know it was so accurate? You are at the peak of your inner strength now. This problem is really not what you should be."

"What now?"
Chapter completed!