Chapter 7931 Oops!
All the toilet paper and incense candles that should be burned were burned, and all the firecrackers and fireworks were set off. The exploded firecracker shells flew in all directions and fell on the grave of little old Yangtou.
The red shell seems to add a touch of grandeur to this new tomb, and the smell of sulfur fills the air, making people feel like they have returned to the atmosphere of worshiping ancestors during the New Year, which is very lively.
"Your little grandpa has lived a lonely life. Today we all come over to give him a lot of fun. He will definitely be happy if he knows something underground!"
Yang Huazhou squatted on the ground, pulling at the toilet paper and ashes in the pot in front of him, and at the same time turned to tell everyone.
Yang Yongjin and Xiao An both nodded.
Yang Huazhou added: "After today, it will be seventy-seven and forty-nine days. It's time for your little grandpa to be reincarnated. I hope he can be reincarnated into a good family and enjoy happiness in the next life!"
Yang Yongjin and the others nodded again, "My little grandpa has been charitable and good to others all his life. He will definitely have a good pregnancy."
Yang Yongqing listened, shrugging his shoulders from time to time, with his eyes crooked and his mouth squinting as if he was dismissive of these remarks.
Yang Yongzhi secretly hit him and warned him with his eyes. Yang Yongqing curled his lips and said, "I'm going to poop over there!" Then he ran away with his pants.
"A lazy ass grinds his hands and urinates more!" Yang Yongzhi cursed and didn't bother to talk to Yang Yongqing.
Yang Huazhou and the others have almost finished their work here and are preparing to count the number of people and then return to the village.
When they heard that Yang Yongqing had pooped, everyone waited in front of the grave for a while.
"Oh my goodness!"
Yang Yongqing's scream suddenly sounded from behind a clump of thatch dozens of meters away.
"Just pull it, why are you howling so loudly?" Yang Yongzhi yelled at Yang Yongqing at the top of his lungs.
Yang Yongjin said half-jokingly: "Could it be hemorrhoids?"
Yang Huaming grinned in amusement: "It's probably the grass that pierced the eye."
Yang Huazhou said: "Stop joking and go see what's going on in person."
Yang Huaming said: "You brothers, go take a look. I'm an elder and I'm in case you see anything inconvenient."
Brothers Yang Yongjin and Yang Yongzhi both pinched their noses and shook their heads, "It stinks so much, we can't leave!"
Yang Yongbai brought his son to the mountains. At this moment, the child was also peeing. Yang Yongbai was squatting down to lift the child's pants, not caring about this.
As for Yang Yongqing, after he finished howling earlier, there was suddenly no movement.
Yang Huazhou frowned, stood up and said, "Let me take a look."
"Dad, I'm going, I'm going."
"Uncle Wu, I'm going!"
Two voices sounded at the same time, the former was Dabao and the latter was Xiaoan.
Yang Huazhou was quite pleased and pointed at them: "Then you two go together!"
Xiao An and Dabao went there together.
Before taking a few steps, Xiao An suddenly pressed Dabao's shoulder and signaled him not to move forward.
Dabao's body froze in place, and he turned to look at Xiao An suspiciously, asking questions.
However, Xiao An gave him a thumbs up and made a silent gesture, then tiptoed past Dabao and walked forward alone.
The thatch in front is waist-deep, interspersed with various low shrubs, thorns everywhere, and dead leaves covering the stones on the ground.
The strangeness here also attracted the attention of everyone on the other side of the tomb. No one was joking, they all looked serious and stretched their necks to look this way.
Yang Huazhou and Yang Yongjin exchanged glances. The uncle and nephew simultaneously went to get the two hatchets in the basket, and then slowly approached here.
Yang Yongzhi said to Yang Huaming: "Fourth uncle, you stay here to take care of the children, and I will go over and help."
Yang Yongzhi is both scared and excited about unknown things.
Yang Huaming hesitated, nodded, and then told Yang Yongbai: "You go too!"
Despite Yang Huaming's instructions, Yang Yongbai was already ready. He strode over and said to Yang Yongzhi: "Third brother, let's go!"
The two brothers had no weapons with them, so they broke off two branches from the side and took them in their hands. Yang Yongzhi also picked up a few stones and put them in his pocket for ready use.
Brothers fighting tigers, father and son go into battle.
Let’s not talk about what happened to Yang Yongqing. Just based on the spirit and actions of the uncles and nephews of the Yang family in front of him, if Old Yang saw it, he would probably be so happy that he would drink three more cups of wine at noon!
Xiao An walked step by step towards the grass where there was a noise, and subconsciously touched his waist with one hand.
But came up empty.
Only then did he realize that since he was in the village, he didn't carry his sword with him.
Even without a sword, Xiao An is not afraid.
Over there in the grass, there has been no sound since Yang Yongqing howled earlier.
When Xiao An approached the grass, the grass was slightly swayed by the wind, and a hand suddenly pushed aside the thatch and grabbed Xiao An's ankle.
Xiao An reacted very quickly, stepped on the opponent's palm with one foot and leaned over to grab the opponent's shoulders.
After a crunching sound came from the thatch, he pulled a figure out of the thatch, threw it over his shoulder and then flew out hard.
It happened to hit Dabao's feet not far behind him.
"Ouch, my waist is broken, my waist is broken..."
The man was rolling on the ground and screaming like a slaughtered pig.
Xiao An was stunned, this voice... little brother?
Dabao and the others also recognized that the person on the ground was Yang Yongqing.
Everyone quickly gathered around and tried to help him up from the ground, but Yang Yongqing was like a machine without a 'pause button', and he screamed wherever their hands touched his body.
The scream made people panic, and in the end they retracted their hands and did not dare to touch him.
"Brother, why are you hiding behind the thatch and attacking? I thought it was a gangster, so I took action without thinking too much."
Xiao An also returned to Yang Yongqing, squatting on the ground and looking at Yang Yongqing, and scratched his head in embarrassment.
"Xiao An, you are a bastard. Did I steal your wife or steal your money? Why are you so cruel?"
Yang Yongqing rubbed his lower back and complained with bared teeth at Xiao An.
Xiao An continued to apologize and laugh, apologizing.
Yang Huaming said: "Young boy, just have fun. I saw that Xiao An's previous shoulder fall only used 40% of his strength."
Xiao An glanced at Yang Huaming and said, "My fourth uncle has good eyesight."
Yang Huaming was a little proud, and then boasted: "Although I, your fourth uncle, am an old farmer and not an experienced practitioner, I can see everything clearly with my eyes."
"If you had added another 20% of your skill previously, Yongqing's waist would have been broken, and 80% of his internal organs would have been shattered!"
Xiao An did not refute.
The fourth uncle was right, he did not use all his strength.
Yang Yongqing was lying on the ground, looking up at the people talking above his head, and suddenly felt that he, the wounded and sick man who should have been praised by the stars, was left alone.
Chapter completed!