one.

Xie Shuyan, the single dog, insisted on pulling Xu Zhiyan out to play.

The two walked side by side on the street, and they looked quite like a young couple to outsiders.

Wait... Is this scene a bit familiar?

Xu Zhiyan/Xie Shuyan: "Author, come out for me!"

Xiao Yida (soaked wolfberry in hot water): "What's wrong?"

Xu Zhiyan/Xie Shuyan (pointing at each other disgustedly): "Last year, the Chinese Valentine's theatre was me and her/him, why are we still the same this year?"

Xiao Yida: "Why, don't accept it?"

Xiao Yida: "I don't accept it."

Xu Zhiyan/Xie Shuyan: “…”

You are three dimensions and you are amazing.

Is this a dimensionality reduction strike? Love it.

Xiao Yida: "Do it again, this time you must pass it once!"

Click—

“action!”

Xie Shuyan, the single dog, insisted on pulling Xu Zhiyan out to play.

The two walked side by side on the street, and they looked quite like a young couple to outsiders.

Xie Shuyan: Xu Zhiyan?

Xu Zhiyan (who held a dogtail grass): Why are you calling me brother?

Xie Shuyan: Do you know what are the characteristics of scumbags?

Xu Zhiyan: Let’s talk about it.

Xie Shuyan:1: I like to call myself brother.

Xu Zhiyan:...?

Xie Shuyan: 2: I like to hold a dog tail grass in my mouth.

Xu Zhiyan threw away the grass silently.

Xie Shuyan:3: Love to litter

Xu Zhiyan:...You are targeting me, are you?

Xie Shuyan: 4: It is easy to become angry and embarrassed.

Xu Zhiyan (can't bear it anymore): Yes, I'm a scumbag... But have you ever thought that I'm still a single dog until now, and I'm such a scumbag so wronged?

Speaking of this, the two looked at an author at the same time.

Xu Zhiyan: Author, your book has been updated for so long, and none of us have been single... Do you think about it?

Xiao Yida (with a righteous look): The motherland has not yet been unified, how can children love each other?

Young people are a little aware of it.

two.

Just confirmed the relationship:

Lin Yan accidentally hit a tree while walking.

Lu Chenyu (with a nervous look): How is it? Does it hurt? Is it hurt? Is it hurt? I must look at the road carefully in the future!

After confirming the relationship for a long time, long time, long time:

Lin Yan accidentally hit a tree while walking.

Lu Chenyu (watching the show): Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Lin Yan: "?"

Lin Yan: "You are taken over by Lu Xingye!"

three.

Everyone: Author, have you ever been in a relationship?

Xiao Yida: No, my mother and fetus are single to this day.

Xiao Yida: I usually make suggestions when my friends are in love.

Everyone: Then why don’t you fall in love?

Xiao Yida: As we all know, military advisors do not need to go to the battlefield.

Everyone: 6.

Please watch: "A Thousand Reasons to Be Single"
Chapter completed!