Chapter 3 Fazheng's Joke Talk
When Liu Xie was preparing to conquer Bashu, Liu Bei tried his best to find him a little shoe to wear, but Liu Zhang in Yizhou was weak, afraid that Liu Xie would surrender with a wave of his troops; Jiangdong was stable, and most of the wealthy families in Jiaozhou were killed, and the people were very satisfied; no one dared to rebel in Shanyue, and even sent him to kill the envoy and offered his head to Sun Jian for credit. In Shanyue, some people even said that they were afraid of Sun Jian in Jiangdong, and were more afraid of tigers. However, Zhang Mancheng, a scoundrel, could not get along with him everywhere, and could not connect Qingzhou Yellow Turbans and Liu Xie. He had no choice but to personally conquer Yuan Shao's broken shoes. After four years of fighting, he still kept guarding the Bohai Sea. There were many capable people under his tent. Fortunately, he was incompetent, otherwise he would not be able to fight anywhere than Cao Cao.
Liu Yan, the governor of Yizhou, burned a thousand-car car he had made privately in the fourth year of Chutai. He thought that God had the ambition to be the emperor and was afraid. He died soon after, and his son Liu Zhang was promoted to the governor of Yizhou.
Compared with his father's wisdom, Liu Zhang was much weaker and kind. Although he was joined by everyone and promoted to the position of governor of the state, it was actually because the local wealthy families believed that he was relatively easy to bully. Even many military generals and officials who were guarding one side did not buy his account very much. This is why there were so many "traitors" in Bashu. As long as people with a little IQ know that in the troubled times, people like Liu Zhang were the best to bully.
For example, Zhang Song and Fa Zheng and other shrewd people once judged that the Liu Association had dealt with Liu Zhang three years ago. As a result, Cao Cao was so stupid that he slaughtered the city in front of the two princes who liked to talk about benevolence, righteousness and love the people the most. He slapped people in the face and showed off a picture, "Beat me, what's wrong with my slaughtering the city? I still have to slap the city. It's easy for me, I'm just filial. You guys have the fuck to beat me!"
As a result, the people coincided and sent troops to kill him so hard that he was so angry that he was even given up his old nest.
Zhang Song believes that Cao Cao is a typical ADHD and has nothing to do to find something.
Fa Zheng felt that Cao Cao was too smart and too calculating. He thought that Liu Xie in the south was young and was talking about everything, and he could scare him as soon as he slaughtered the city; Liu Bei was a fake benevolent and righteous man, and he only cared about immediate interests, with only Jizhou and Yuan Shao in his eyes. As a result, a good guy met two people who wanted to win the hearts of others as emperors, and was raped together by others, which was extremely miserable.
Zhang Song asked Fa Zheng, do you think two strong men in the north and south can unify the world?
Fa Zheng smiled bitterly, but in fact they were all between the 55 and 55. Liu Bei was cruel and persevering, and Liu Xie was good at planning. When it comes to winning people's hearts, civil officials and military generals, and their territorial strength were between the same.
Zhang Song asked: "Who will we help?"
Fa Zheng glanced at him and said: Whoever is stupid will help Liu Bei, Liu Xie eats Hanzhong, Xiliang and Jingzhou, and puts us in the middle. If we really want to help Liu Bei, we will suffer more than Cao Cao. He was raped in front and back. Hanzhong is our mouth. Liu Xie plays us, that is, rape in front and back, and we have to bear one more with our mouth.
Zhang Song sighed: It’s so fucking to be born in a chaotic world.
Fa Zheng continued to give him a glance: I know nothing, I am born in a chaotic world, and I am too smart, such as Cao Cao, and those who are too stupid, are also unlucky, so we can always eat and drink. If it is a peaceful and prosperous era, it would be a waste of life for people with IQ. Of course, you will have enough memory or, if you are with me, you will be able to keep you healthy and drink and drink and drink, maybe you will be divided into a little Hou Dangdang.
Zhang Songxiao, man, I believe, why don’t I contact everyone now?
Fa Zheng spat and said, "You can't do it if you don't have IQ. You can't tell me. Liu Xie wants to find a rookie for himself to train the team. If you don't see others, you use young people. What are you fucking? You haven't contacted your brothers and told them to play for a few times to show your ability. If you can't afford it, get away and don't lose my face. And tomorrow we will join forces to let that old man Yan Yan go out to block it first. It's too disgraceful to see me play him to death.
PS: I suddenly wanted to spoof Fazheng and Zhang Song, but in fact I asked Fazheng to analyze the actual situation in the spoof language. Everyone can watch it and play it more, and play it, and continue to flip it down if they can't. Anyway, it has no practical effect.
Although I think Fazheng among the Three Kingdoms is quite smart, I always feel that intelligence is just mistaken for being smart.
It should be said that I have been spoofing the entire Yizhou recovery, mainly because I think it is not enough to deal with it with so much effort, so when I get interested, I spoofed it a few times and there is no more.
Then, by the way, many people say that I didn’t write it in detail. I admit that I tried to consider it as much as possible at the beginning of Volume 8, but mainly considering the comfort of the process.
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These days, Liu Zhang's life has been very difficult. Since his father left, he has been worried that Liu Xie would come down. At first, he felt that Liu Xie was not worried at all. Later, he saw that Zuo Zhengdong, the general under the tent, and he still guarded his father's territory. He felt uncomfortable.
Last night, he had already decided to surrender, and even if he was killed, he would surrender. This battle could not be fought.
As a result, as soon as they went to court in the morning, the Fazheng, Zhang Rensect, Li Hui, and Yan Yansect agreed to fight. They spoke righteously and Tu Mo shouted to defend Bashu to the death.
What the hell is this joke? I know that I can't beat me so stupid. You fucking want me to die. Liu Zhang was so depressed. What are these grandchildren playing today?
You can't fucking defeat you, you can surrender, and you will make Liu Xie angry. Even if I die, I will not burn paper money.
In the end, Liu Zhang was unable to resist these civil officials and military generals. He was originally a weak person. He first burned paper money for himself and sent Yan Yan to battle with high fighting spirit.
As a result, what a joke, Yan Yan often brags about being the number one general in Bashu. A good guy was beaten by Ma Chao in five rounds and was chewed by Liu Xie. What are you trying to make achievements, pacify the world, and treat the people well!
Grass! Just surrendered!
Yan Yan, I will be your ancestor Banban. I will surrender with my troops, Halala, it is better for me to open the door and surrender directly.
Liu Zhang was depressed and hid in Mu Mansion to burn paper money, and when he thought of Yan Yan, he became angry.
Chapter completed!