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Chapter 92 Really want to chop off

Seeing the rusty sickle, even the two dogs trembled.

You said Zhou Bao was so immortal, why did you chop that thing up? It was so easy to chop. Zhou Bao originally wanted to be more poisonous to show his sincerity, but he didn't expect that Xie Yinhua actually had a sickle in his hand.

Looking at the iron sickle in Xie Yinhua's hand, which was stained with rust and shone coldly, his whole body shivered, and the thing that had already withered into a ball below shrank even more, almost hiding in his stomach.

Well……

Zhou Bao was left speechless by the sickle in Xie Yinhua's hand, but Xie Yinhua refused to take the sickle away, staring directly at Zhou Bao's crotch.

"Chop it, it's a man who chopped it for me to see."

Damn it, chop it up and show it to her. If you really chop it up, you’d still be a shitty man.

"Er Gou..." Zhou Bao looked up pitifully at Tuesday Gou, waiting for him to come to the rescue. In such an atmosphere, the men and women watching turned their heads or covered their mouths and laughed, having long forgotten to pick more honey.

Ergou couldn't help but want to laugh about Tao's incident, and his mouth twitched sharply to prevent him from laughing.

"Uncle Sanbao, then, let's chop it up..."

Ergou's words were beyond everyone's expectations. He just didn't persuade him, but he added fuel to the fire and wanted to chop him. Isn't this harmful to others? Everyone looked at Ergou, even Xie Yinhua had the same question.

Look at Ergou.

"Chop it, chop it, why do you want it if you can't control it..." Ergou not only said that but also took action, he bent down and snatched the sickle from Xie Yinhua's hand, and pressed down on Zhou Bao.

Take off his pants. This move stunned Zhou Bao, and he forgot to resist for a moment. I didn't offend these two dogs, and I even helped him to deal with the peach matter. Is it just for this?

For the laxative incident, this guy blames himself and holds a grudge?

Zhou Bao didn't react until he only had a pair of underpants left.

"Er Gou, you're crazy, you ungrateful guy. Not to mention that I took care of you when you were a child, and I won't let you down when you grow up. You want my lifeblood..." Zhou Bao yelled while standing on the thatch pile.

He rolled around, trying to avoid the sickle that Ergou would cut at any time.

"It can't be helped. Ergou grew up eating Aunt Yinghua's milk when he was a child. If she said he wanted to chop it, he had to chop it."

"Yinhua...Yinhua..." Zhou Bao was older and fatter. After all, he was no match for Ergou. He was quickly controlled and had to shout loudly to his wife for help.

Xie Yinhua was stunned. Ergou was really a fool. She just said that, and he was really going to take action. Everyone said that Ergou was stupid because he didn't study. He really saw it today. When he saw Ergou, he was really stupid.

Xie Yinhua was also frightened when she wanted to take action. Just now she was so angry that if she really chopped up that turtle bastard, what would she eat in the next life?

"Uh... Ergou..." Xie Yinhua shouted quickly.

"What's wrong? Auntie..." She was waiting for Xie Yinhua to speak out. If she kept silent, she wouldn't be able to continue the performance. It seems that there are advantages to being silly and stunned at critical moments.

"Give me the sickle."

"Okay, Auntie wants to do it herself, right?" Zhou Gou handed her the sickle, but his hand still held Zhou Bao down, waiting for Xie Yinhua to do it.

"Two, two dogs, Auntie, go back and deal with him again..."

Upon hearing this, Zhou Zhoubao jumped up quickly and pointed at Tuesday Dog. "Yes, yes, you, an outsider, don't interfere in household matters. Come on, wife, let's go home and do it..." Zhou Bao finally felt relieved.

"Go home..." Xie Yinhua had to save some face, so she kicked Zhou Bao on the butt. Zhou Bao quickly followed with a smile. She looked at the two couples walking down the mountain one after another.

, the peach pickers on the mountain laughed again.

In fact, no one is a fool. Everyone can see that Ergou's performance of the trick was not clever. Xie Yinhua also knew about Ergou's performance, but at that time, because it was related to her happiness for the rest of her life, she suddenly became anxious.

She fell into the trap, and as soon as she walked back, she immediately thought about it.

"Don't think that Ergou is helping you, I can't tell. Don't give me a playful smile. It will be better for you when you go back..." As he spoke, he kicked Zhou Bao's butt again.

"Stop kicking, wife, it won't work anymore." Zhou Bao also felt like Ming Jing in his heart. A difficult situation was transformed into nothing by Er Gou's performance. He couldn't help but applaud Er Gou's performance in his heart.

When did this kid learn to be so cunning? He almost deceived me. I was so frightened that I broke out in cold sweat.

"Tell me, is it better for that big-assed woman or me?" Xie Yinhua walked over and twisted Zhou Bao's ears. Zhou Bao's fat body was almost lifted up, causing him to walk on tiptoes. In fact, Xie Yinhua

Her butt is big enough, but it still seems a bit small compared to Sun Yanhua’s giant butt like a millstone.

"Hello, hello, of course it's you. How can those girls be half as good as you?" Zhou Bao grinned in pain and started to please her loudly.

"Then you still mess around with her."

"Just trying something new, I don't really care about her."

"It won't work even if I try it. If I see you messing around with her again, I'll make sure I chop up your thing."

"Yes, yes, yes, I listen to my wife and I will definitely not have sex with her." Zhou Bao answered like this, but in his heart he was thinking that if he didn't have sex with her, he could still have sex with other girls, haha.

Holding his ears, he lectured all the way and soon reached the foot of the mountain.

"Daughter-in-law, let go. Look, there are people on the road. What will you do if you see me, the village chief?" Zhou Bao is very afraid of his wife, but he also loves face. Although he knows that he has lost all his face today, he still thinks about it.

Reduce losses.

"You can do that to a woman like that, and you still want to save face. It's a shame you have a good appetite." Although she said this, she had been taught a lesson all the way, and Xie Yinhua's anger also decreased, and she let go of Zhou Bao.
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