Chapter 85 - Uncle Nine laughed
The seven horse thieves were able to loot many villages and towns with the help of several people. They did have some skills.
They are considered first-class warlocks, but unlike the warlocks in "One Under One", these warlocks refer to those who are ignorant of the sages and the seven horse thieves.
Most of these warlocks have learned some evil ways. They usually sleep in the open, eat raw meat and drink blood, eat five poisons, drink dew, and have different physical constitutions than ordinary people, and ordinary swords are hard to be damaged.
It is difficult for ordinary people with dozens of numbers to pose a threat to them unless they have guns.
However, facing Yan Lingji who absorbed the [Sweet Fruit], they had no resistance. If the female leader of the eagle-headed person was not a woman, Yan Lingji could have destroyed them with a "sweet and sweet wind".
Xiao Li had no favoritism for these people. Not to mention the murder of people, just eating a bat, Xiao Li felt that he had the obligation to destroy these people.
There are so many things you can eat in the world, what do you do when eating bats?
Do you want to fly?
Bats have tried hard to look like food. They have sealed hundreds of viruses with their own strength for thousands of years and have lived in deep cliff caves all year round, but they are still found to eat them by these "beasts".
You still eat raw, it's crazy!
With cold eyes swept across the howling bats in the sky, Yan Lingji pulled out the hairpin from her head with both hands, turned her body and flew around, stirring up a large piece of red fire, and turning all the bats transformed from the female leader of the eagle-headed body into ashes.
But at this time, Yan Lingji lost the trace of the female leader of the eagle-headed.
The female leader of the eagle-headed invisible state is cold-blooded and cruel to others, but is quite affectionate and loyal to her brothers, and plans to try to rescue her.
Unfortunately, Xiao Li will not let him go.
"Kan character. Water bullet!"
Xiao Li waved his hand and dense water droplets bypass Yan Lingji and flew quickly towards the petrified thief. At extremely fast speed, even simple water droplets could exert a very powerful destructive power.
Those petrified horse thieves were instantly beaten to pieces.
The female leader in the invisible eagle-headed was unable to dodge and had two blood holes on her body, showing her figure.
"Fragrant feet!"
Yan Lingji captured the direction of the female leader of the eagle-headed body and whipped her leg.
The female leader of the eagle head patted with her hands, but at the moment she was hit, her hands began to petrify, and then shattered like gravel.
Unlike "Ganfeng Every Day", "Fragrant Foot" will be petrified no matter whether the other party loves Yan Lingji or not, as long as it is kicked.
"I won't let you go even if I become a ghost!"
Where the female leader's hands broke, petrification was still spreading rapidly to his body.
The female leader of the eagle-headed person is also a cruel person. He directly chose to commit suicide and was determined to turn into a revenge of the evil spirit.
Unfortunately, she didn't know that it was professional here to cure ghosts.
"Five Thunder Heavenly Heart Talisman!"
Xiao Li raised his index finger, his fingertips were lightly described, and he drew a talisman in the air. In the moment of the talisman formation, five thunders fell from the sky and slammed the head of the eagle-headed female leader, beating him to pieces and scattered, and his entire body was gone.
[Ding, congratulations to the host for killing the Eagle Head, and rewarding 395 points.]
To deal with such a small character, using "Tongtianlu" is simply like killing a chicken with a slaughter.
Then, Xiao Li used pure Yangyan to burn the remaining limbs of the surrounding horse thieves and their horses to ashes.
Be careful, there is no big mistake. Xiao Li's hygiene awareness is quite strong.
In this way, it can prevent the spread of unknown viruses and bacteria from these horse thieves, and it will not take much effort anyway.
After the flames were extinguished, Xiao Li took Yan Lingji back to Uncle Jiu's house.
“(⊙o⊙)Wow!”
Looking at Xiao Li and Yan Lingji who suddenly flashed, Awei, who was standing at the door, was startled and then asked: "I'll be back so soon, will the horse thief be dealt with?"
“All solved.”
Xiao Li nodded, then looked at Uncle Jiu in the room: "Master, I plan to go back and see Master."
"Live for another two days, I..." Uncle Jiu stopped talking.
Xiao Li was a little confused: "Master, is there anything wrong?"
Before Uncle Jiu could speak, Awei laughed first and said, "Two days will be the master's birthday, and he must have wanted you to stay for him to celebrate his birthday."
"You're just talking too much." Uncle Jiu glared at Awei, feeling a little embarrassed, but his eyes were very much looking forward to it.
Uncle Jiu has no children, Qiu Sheng and Wencai went to the provincial capital, and they wanted to pay more people to pay for him on their birthday.
Xiao Li naturally had no reason to refuse: "So that's the case, it's better. I'll take Master and Senior Brother Jiale over, and everyone will be lively together."
Uncle Jiu turned around and smiled and said, "Go early and come back soon."
After saying goodbye to Uncle Jiu, Xiao Li and Yan Lingji teleported and disappeared again.
Seeing that Xiao Li came without a trace, Awei enviously said: "Master, when will I be as powerful as Senior Brother Xiao Li?"
Uncle Jiu turned around and said, "Don't think about it, it's better to be a person and recognize reality!"
He was not afraid of attacking Awei, but Awei's qualifications and character were not suitable for practicing Taoism. Uncle Jiu did not expect Awei to inherit his legacy and could cause less trouble for him, so thank God.
Two days later, Juxian Restaurant.
The sky is getting darker and the moon is as bright as frost. People come and go in the restaurant, making it very lively.
In the second floor compartment, on the dining table, dishes such as chicken, duck, fish, meat, and roasted braised pigs were served one after another.
Uncle Jiu sat in the upper position with red light on his face. On the left were Taoist Simu, Jiale, Xiao Li, Yan Lingji, and on the right were Awei, Zhu Dachang, Master Ren, and the squire in the town with good relationships with Uncle Jiu.
"I wish you good fortune and longevity and happiness, and celebrate your happy birthday. Every year there is a day and every year there is a day. Congratulations, congratulations."
Xiao Li, Yan Lingji, Taoist Simu and others sang birthday songs for Uncle Jiu.
Seeing that everyone was singing birthday songs, Awei waved his hand quickly: "It's not this song, I'll change it."
Xiao Li looked at Awei, and saw Awei holding Uncle Jiu's arm and sang coquettishly: "There is only the master in the world. There is a master's child like a treasure, and he throws into his master's treasure, a happy baby..."
As he sang, Awei had already put his head in Uncle Jiu's arms.
Taoist Simu smiled and said, "Senior Brother, your newly accepted apprentice is very cute, hahaha!"
Uncle Jiu was a little embarrassed, glared at the funny Awei, and raised his glass: "Come on, cheers."
"cheers!"
"cheers!!"
Everyone raised the wine glasses in their hands and cheered Uncle Jiu happily.
"Master, I wish you happiness as much as the East China Sea and as long as the South Mountain." Xiao Li put down his wine glass and took out a gift box from behind.
"Thank you, my junior nephew has spent money!" Uncle Jiu smiled and took the gift box.
Yan Lingji also took out a small gift box and handed it to Uncle Jiu, and said with a smile: "I wish Uncle Jiu will have a day every year and a day every year."
"Okay, okay." Uncle Jiu took the gift box with a smile.
Then Taoist Simu, Jiale and others presented their gifts one by one.
Uncle Jiu’s other apprentice Zhu Dachang prepared a birthday cake, which looked quite fashionable (relative to this era).
Awei was unsure. At this time, Mr. Ren, who was sitting next to Awei, saw that Awei had not given a gift for a long time, asked, "Awei, what are you giving to Uncle Jiu?"
Upon hearing this, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but look at Awei, with some expectation in his eyes.
Awei saw everyone's eyes gathered on him, took out a red purse from his arms and handed it to Uncle Jiu: "Master, I mean a little."
Uncle Jiu took the purse handed over by Awei, and felt very light. He thought to himself: "Is this small piece of jade?"
As a result, when I opened it, I saw that there was only a lonely copper plate inside, and my face changed slightly.
Although the gift is light and affection is heavy, this gift is too light. What are you teasing me?
Mr. Ren asked curiously: "Uncle Jiu, what did Awei give him?"
Uncle Jiu smiled awkwardly: "It's all the best."
Although he was a little complaining, Uncle Jiu did not take out the copper plate to embarrass Awei.
Awei was also a little embarrassed. Thinking of the gifts he had brought from his two subordinates next to him, he hurriedly borrowed flowers to offer Buddha: "Master, the young one is for you to play with, and the big one is what I want."
As he said that, he handed the gift box to Uncle Jiu.
Upon hearing this, Uncle Jiu gave Awei a look of "You guy has a conscience" and smiled and took the gift box. He felt that it was not light. He immediately opened the strap on it and planned to take a look.
At this time, the two security team members sitting at the other table nodded to each other, stood up and said to Awei, "Captain, we are going to patrol, Uncle Jiu, you eat slowly."
After saying that, the two of them ran away in a hurry.
At this time, Uncle Jiu had just opened the box.
"Bang~"
A plastic fist suddenly popped out and hit the nose of Uncle Jiu who was caught off guard.
Uncle Jiu felt a pain in his nose, covered his red nose, his face instantly gloomy, and he looked at Awei and laughed "hehe".
Hearing Uncle Jiu's laughter, Awei felt his scalp numb, and his face showed a bitter face, and said to himself: "It's a knife hidden in his smile! It's over! Those two stinky brats actually dare to mess with me, I and you guys are endless!"
Taoist Simu said, "Senior Brother, I haven't seen you laugh like this for a long time!"
Jiale was a little puzzled, looked at Taoist Simu and said, "Master, what will happen if Master Master smiles like this?"
"Last time, Master laughed like this, several people died!" Zhu Dachang said seriously, and at the same time he was silent for Awei.
If you are not good at teasing someone, you are afraid you will be too old to be fooled by Uncle Jiu!
Xiao Li gave Awei a thumbs up: "You really have a habit."
I am not afraid of zombies making trouble, but I am afraid of Uncle Jiu laughing.
Uncle Jiu is a famous petty person. I guess Awei's life will be dark for a long time in the future.
Chapter completed!