The second-hand uncle actually likes insect sperm

Author: Ziyunsu

The second-hand uncle actually likes insect sperm

"Aquaman..." Jin Ke'er cracked open.

"Auntie," Xiao Lingbao stepped forward without waiting for Jin Ke'er to recover from his original state, looking at her curiously.

"Are you my second aunt too?"

Are you my second aunt too?

The same to you……

The same to you……

Jin Keer's heart was now broken.

Despite the interference of the Ling family, she and Ling Yixi have been breaking up for a long time.

But she always thought she was Ling Yixi's true love.

After all, after leaving her, the playboy who had been wandering in the imperial capital became a good person and no scandals were reported again.

She never dreamed that Ling Yixi did not restrain herself, but learned to keep it secret!

Damn! When did he grow his brain?

"No, Keer, Ling Bao, she is still young..." Ling Yixi was in a hurry and wanted to cover Ling Bao's mouth but didn't dare.

"I know," Jin Ke'er sniffed, "Everyone in the world says that children are free to speak, and children will not lie..."

Neptune!

Ling Yixi is originally the Aquaman!

He has always met each other since elementary school and loved each other!

Jin Ke'er cried out: "I thought you were once a desperate situation. Except for Wushan, it was not clouds. I didn't expect that it was all my delusion."

He doesn't know how many "second aunts" there are!

"Delusion, what is delusion?" Xiao Lingbao scratched his little ear.

Jin Ke'er wiped her tears and recited a poem: "If you do not eliminate delusions and seek truth, the illusion of emptiness is the Dharma body."

Xiao Lingbao...the baby is confused.

What's this?

Can't understand!

"Ke'er, listen to my explanation." Ling Yixi quickly grabbed Jin Ke'er who was about to cry.

Although he didn't understand what Jin Ke'er said, he just liked her knowledgeable appearance.

Unclear and harsh.

Women who like him all like him are fond of his money and beauty, and only Keer saves him with the knowledge of learning Wuche.

Such a brainless man, he needs such a woman with a sea of ​​knowledge to improve the genes of offspring.

Keer is a master's degree from Ivy League University abroad!

"I don't listen, I don't listen," Jin Ke'er covered her ears and shook her head, "You suddenly abandoned me that day. It turned out that you answered the call from other women..."

That day, Ling Yixi drove on the street and saw her almost in a car accident.

Jin Keer decided that Ling Yixi still had her in her heart.

She was waiting outside the traffic police brigade and finally waited until he came out. After a series of Tang poetry and Song lyrics, she successfully took him to a hotel.

I thought I could renew my relationship, but he was about to take off his pants. I received a call from me and ran out without saying a word...

Then, there was no news.

Jin Ke'er was unwilling to give up and came to Ling's group to wait.

She squatted.

But it also confirmed her most feared guess.

——Ling Yixi already has other women!

No, she must grab him back!

Jin Keer went to the clang literature: "So, your world is a forest, your journey is the sea of ​​stars..."

This fool Ling Yixi just took this trick.

"I'm not, I don't, I, I'm a slut, not Aquaman..."

Jin Keer: "The phone call I called you is like a trickle that flows into the ocean. The sea never cares about any drop of water it has."

Ling Yixi quickly searched for his call record: "Ke'er, look, I really don't have your call here... Damn! Who has blacklisted you!"

"I, I swear I have never pulled it!" Ling Yixi raised his finger.

blacklist?

Xiao Lingbao stood on tiptoe and took a look.

Oh, it turns out that one is called blacklist?

The phone call came that day, and she was using her uncle's cell phone to watch SpongeBob SquarePants.

Well, that number looks like a green bug.

Xiao Lingbao wanted to lock the insect in the small dark room, but he didn't know why he clicked it, so he went in...

"You don't need to explain anymore," Jin Ke'er wiped her tears, "The scriptures say that all conditioned laws are like dreams and illusions..."

"Ah!" Xiao Lingbao got it.

She looked at Jin Keer and opened her eyes as pure as black grapes.

"So aunt, you are...Fo Yuan!"

Jin Keer: "..."

Ling Yixi: "..."

The scene was extremely quiet for a while.

The baby girl in front of her is delicate and cute like an angel, but Jin Ke'er just wants to ask her... Are you a devil?

"Ling Bao," Ling Yixi lowered her voice, "Don't talk nonsense, do you know what Fo Yuan is?"

His Keer is a dual cultivation of Buddhism and Taoism, and even Master Huang praised her for her extremely talentedness.

"Ling Bao knows," Xiao Lingbao tilted his head.

"My uncle of the vixen told me that he is the aunt who looks like a bug sperm and likes to copy the Heart Sutra in reverse and cheats on his circle of friends."

Ling Yixi: "?"

Lao Qi didn’t run the notice day by day, what did Xiao Lingbao come to teach?

However, Jin Ke'er's face turned pale, and her heart thumped twice.

Because when she just "studying Buddhism", she really copied the Heart Sutra in reverse!

At that time, I didn’t understand ancient Chinese, but it was from right to left, and the manuscripts were vertical, so I felt dizzy when I looked.

So according to modern custom, I copied half of it from left to right, and posted it on Moments, and asked Ling Yixi.

Fortunately, Ling Yixi didn't know anything, so she gave her a thumbs up and sent her a big red envelope.

Ling Yixi is still educating Xiao Lingbao: "...Sister Ke'er is a top student who graduated from Ivy League College."

Evergreen Ivy...

Xiao Lingbao looked at Ling Yixi's head, "Yes, it's so green."

It has the same color system as Foyuan insect essence.

"Yixi, if you still have the intention..."

Jin Ke'er wanted to speak but stopped, "I can give you another chance, but there are some words that the children can't hear..."

She creates a kind of ambiguity that is not suitable for children.

Dragging this little girl who came out of nowhere, she couldn't play Qiong Yao's sad scene with Ling Yixi.

Unfortunately, Ling Yixi, he didn't understand: "Ah? You can't let Ling Bao hear it, then you can tell me quietly."

After saying that, he even pushed his ears over.

Jin Keer: "..."

Ling Yixi's mind cannot understand two punctuation marks in a single sentence.

"I mean, do you want other people in your family to take your niece with me? I want to be alone with you..." Jin Keer showed a shy look.
To be continued...