Chapter 104 The confrontation between connotation jokes and humble literature! There is only one(1/2)
way!
"Handsome boy, are you tired? I'm so tired, I'm almost exhausted."
Fang Tian came over and asked with a smile. His pace was obviously very slow, but his face was indescribably happy.
"Tired! Of course I'm tired! I wish I could lie down right now! But I'm also happy, haha! Being able to torture those veterans makes me more excited than anything else!"
Zhang Shuai looked tired, but his tone was very happy. For those who didn't know, he thought he had won the lottery.
"Savage, you are the only one who doesn't have much influence on us! You are a fucking monster too!"
Hao Lian spoke dullly and looked at Zang Chong with a look of displeasure on his face, but also very envious.
Zang Chong smiled proudly when he heard this, "I am extremely talented, but I am also helpless! You are all weaklings!"
After Zang Chong finished speaking, he suddenly accelerated and threw everyone away.
"Your uncle! You can actually speed up?" Hao Lian stared, feeling unspeakably depressed!
Now, he finally saw the horror of Zang Chong.
The 48 minutes on the basketball court were fine at first!
But in the later stages!
every moment!
It all feels like running a 400-meter obstacle course.
Every attack and defense requires sprinting and exerting all one's strength.
It's really too hard.
fortunately.
With Qin Yuan's help, let them win this game!
"The company commander is really too strong!"
"Not only is he strong, he is simply ridiculously strong!"
"The company commander's hair has been shaved off. He is definitely a contemporary old gangster!"
"Old gangster? Why do I feel that this title is more in line with the temperament of the company commander than the big devil?"
"Forcing us to train like crazy every day and thinking about torturing us all the time, what is this if not an old hooligan?"
"No, no, no, old gangster, it just shows that the company commander is strong. It cannot highlight the terror of the company commander at all. I think the big devil is more suitable and more vivid!"
…
When the assassins mentioned the old gangster, they immediately remembered Qin Yuan's nickname and started a heated discussion.
In the end, no one convinced anyone, and Qin Yuan was given two nicknames: Big Demon King and Old Rogue.
The thornheads are in very good physical condition!
The only ones affected were Zhang Shuai, Fang Tian, Hao Lian and Xu Kai.
As for the savage Zang Chong?
Running with this weight has no impact on him at all!
So overall, it didn't take much time for everyone to finish the 10 kilometers.
Back in the dormitory, the prickly heads finished washing, lying comfortably on the bed, lazily soaking their feet.
"Oh, soaking your feet is so comfortable! What do you think I did in the past 18 years? I didn't discover such a good health therapy?"
"My first 18 years felt like my life was in vain! Our country's traditional Chinese medicine culture is broad and profound, and now I can finally understand it."
"By the way, Lao Hua, why have you been so low-key lately? When it's time for you to show off, you turned off the engine in silence? I remember your physical fitness and fighting skills, aren't they quite impressive?"
Hua Shanke held a copy of The Birth of Tragedy in his hand and smiled slightly, "Isn't it because I was stimulated by the little cheetah, and I started to learn to keep a low profile? I have recently fallen in love with philosophy, and I don't hear anything outside the window, and I only read.
Books from sages! You guys can fight over them, it has nothing to do with me."
"Hey, Lao Hua, you are just a Dengcao monk who is not cheating, but you are ringing the bell instead? Let me tell you, Lao Hua, usually in movies, if this person suddenly changes his temper, he is not far away from death."
"Screw you! I think you are not far away from death! You just looked at the photo suddenly, you are not far away from death! Don't give me such nonsense!"
"Hahaha... I'm just kidding you, I'm just kidding. You're still in the right mind, just not crazy!"
…
The lights-out signal sounded.
There was a click.
The lights go out.
"Ahem, Fang Tian?"
Han Xiang's very obscene laughter sounded.
A moment.
Everyone couldn't help but prick up their ears and listen!
A joke every night has completely become a tradition in the recruit dormitory.
Even though he didn't want to hear it, he couldn't believe what Fang Tian said was very reasonable.
"Oh, I have to train every day and come up with jokes for you. I'm almost going crazy."
Fang Tian sighed deliberately and complained.
"Stop pretending to be cool and being reserved with the brothers? We won't go to bed if you don't tell us."
Han Xiang directly showed his ultimate move.
"Haha... You guys are just a bunch of perverts! You don't learn well every day!"
When Fang Tian heard this, he immediately laughed, "Since the brothers are so supportive, ahem, then I'll get started! Listen up!"
Fang Tian deliberately lowered his voice, with an enigmatic image, and slowly spoke:
"When I first bought a car, I planned to go to many places. Later I realized that some people are tired of going to the places that novices dream of going to..."
As soon as Fang Tian finished speaking, the entire dormitory immediately fell into deep thought.
follow closely.
Han Xiang couldn't help but sigh, "Absolutely! Brother Fang Tian, I can't accept you!"
"What's wrong with that? Isn't this just an ordinary sentence? Fang Tian, you are so stupid!"
"Guizhou donkey has no skills? Brother dei, why are you still so naive? Today's joke is obviously more advanced, right?"
"It's your uncle! It hurts my heart! This is actually a sad story today!"
"You understand it in a second, you understand it in a second! Alas, I'm hopeless!"
"Stop! Stop the car! Put me down!"
"Listening to your words is better than listening to them!"
"If you listen to what you say, ten years of studying will be in vain!"
"The last time I heard a joke with such connotation was the last time!"
…
The thornheads had a little exchange, and immediately realized the awesomeness of this sentence, and they couldn't help but admire Fang Tian.
They all couldn't figure out where this guy Fang Tian came from so many jokes?
Are there still endless ones?
I'm afraid it's not as simple as selling cars in his family!
I'm afraid I still need to repair the car!
Otherwise, how could it be possible to accumulate so much experience!
Seeing that everyone is still not satisfied.
Han Xiang suddenly had an idea, looked at Xiaopang, and said with a smile, "Xiaopang, brother Fang Tian is so talented, he gives us driving literature on the hour every day. Humble literature is quite popular now, why don't you give it to us all too?
point?"
"Huh? I didn't expect you, Fatty, to be able to do this? Why don't you tell us something so that we can see it?"
"Yes, little fat guy, come here and make the brothers happy!"
"Do you understand? Humble literature is not for fun!"
"Wouldn't it make us happy if this little fat guy is sad? How can we say it's not just for fun?"
"Nima!"
…
The thornheads laughed non-stop at every word you said to me.
When Xiaopang heard this, he immediately became interested!
He has been without a mobile phone these days and has been unable to send WeChat messages. He has finally figured it out!
That person is neither cute nor ladylike, I'm afraid he is a burly man who is deliberately deceiving his own feelings.
In this case, there is nothing to be sad or sad about.
"Since everyone is looking forward to it, then I will reluctantly do it and let everyone have fun. Listen up, I will only say it once." Xiaopang smiled slightly and said with a faint smile:
"Bao, have you checked out with him? Can you reply to my message? I've made rock sugar and snow pear soup. Your throat must be sore after shouting all night, right? Come back early tonight, I broke 4 of my ribs
, I made braised pork ribs for you."
To be continued...