Chapter 63 Primates
"Ruotong, what are you talking about? My cousin didn't hear clearly. Can you say it again?" Wang Luoqi narrowed his beautiful eyes and said into the receiver.
This little girl is really immersed in the two-dimensional world and can't extricate herself.
If she even dares to make such a joke, is her butt itchy again?
She didn't believe that Wu Ruotong could not even understand this point of seniority.
My cousin calls her adopted brother uncle, and she is really good at playing.
She adopted Wen Yan simply because she wanted to give him a childhood, and she would not have any strange thoughts about him.
It's too much of a punishment to plot evil against a child.
Besides, due to her parents' failed marriage and various family conflicts, she no longer had any expectations for her partner.
She feels that she should be a non-marriage person now.
Even if you find someone to marry in the future, it will be after the age of thirty.
For her, marriage is still far away.
"Ahem. Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, cousin, don't think too much about it, I didn't mean it that way."
The girl's guilty plea came from the receiver. When facing Wang Luoqi, she was still very sincere.
After all, although her cousin was very kind to her, she was also extremely fierce when she got angry.
Her cute little body, which is easy to push down, could not stop her cousin's anger.
She quickly changed her words: "I should call him cousin."
When Wu Ruotong said this, he was extremely resistant in his heart.
It's okay to call Wang Luoqi cousin, after all, they are related by blood, and she is two months older than him, so it doesn't matter if she is called cousin.
Anyway, after so many years since childhood, she has become accustomed to it.
However, calling a six-year-old child who has never met him his cousin is a bit difficult.
Imagine calling a little milk baby cousin, Wu Ruotong wanted to make herself angry, and then roared like a dragon at Wang Luoqilai.
Only in this way can the anger in her heart be relieved.
"Why does your tone sound like you're a little reluctant?" Wang Luoqi asked knowingly.
"Of course I don't want to. I'm already an adult, but I still want to call a six-year-old child my cousin. This is too weird."
"What's more, he played a trick on me during the Landlord fight, and I haven't forgiven him yet. Now you want me to call him my cousin. This is too bullying."
Wu Ruotong's answer was within Wang Luoqi's expectation.
Originally, when she mentioned seniority, she just wanted Wu Ruotong to understand that there was a seniority gap between the two.
Remind her not to bully that little guy when we meet again.
After all, she knew her niece very well, she was a good girl, fun-loving, and very addicted.
If she sees a little guy so cute, who knows if she, a two-dimensional girl, will do any of the following sinful things.
That's why she had to say hello in advance.
She is a very protective person. Since she has adopted Wen Yan, no one but her can bully that little guy.
Otherwise, she will be angry.
Even if Wu Ruotong is her niece and best friend, there is no room for negotiation.
Well, no one can.
But since the eldest niece seeks her own death and insists on using ambiguous names to tease her and Wen Yan's relationship, then she can't be blamed.
So, Wang Luoqi narrowed his eyes and said:
"Then let's talk about my uncle. We have a deep love between uncle and nephew. I really can't bear to deal with you."
"Cousin, cousin, I suddenly feel that having an uncle is actually quite nice." Wu Ruotong hesitated in a very spineless manner.
Compared to competing with Wang Luoqi, she suddenly felt that face didn't seem to be that important.
Well, that's right.
You must know that she is no match for Li Haitang. She often drives her crazy, let alone fighting with her cousin.
When Wang Luoqi was a child, she beat Li Haitang from all aspects. In front of her, Li Haitang was a stinky sister.
She and her cousin are not heavyweight players at all.
"Actually, the two of you, one is in Kyoto and the other is in Magic City, thousands of miles apart, and there are not many opportunities to meet each other, so you don't need to care too much." Wang Luoqi reassured.
"But even so, I suddenly feel uncomfortable having a little baby as my cousin!"
Rubbing the track in front of her, Wu Ruotong said: "Is it possible that I have to breastfeed that little baby in the future?"
"Don't worry about this, he probably doesn't like your peanuts." Wang Luoqi said meaningfully.
"A six-year-old child can already eat normally. Besides, the little guy may have done it. He will do it himself and have enough food and clothing."
"In other words, I have to call this cousin uncle." Wu Ruotong sighed as if he was resigned to his fate.
Seeing that she recognized the reality clearly, Wang Luoqi expressed his initial thoughts:
"Actually, it's okay not to bark. As long as you don't make trouble with him, you won't need to bark."
She is a niece who is very capable of playing tricks. If she is not allowed to see the consequences clearly, no one can stop her from having fun.
"Really?" Wu Ruotong was a little happy.
"Then I will definitely stay away from him in the future. I don't want to call a child my cousin."
After getting the result he wanted, Wang Luoqi narrowed his beautiful eyes, and then he remembered to wipe Wen Yan's butt.
After all, the little guy had made her a loving breakfast, so she would definitely help him clean up the battlefield and clean up the mess.
She asked into the receiver: "I heard there is a bet between you and Li Haitang?"
"Yeah, yeah, that little guy really screwed me over. I'm going to wash that damn girl Li Haitang's stinky socks for a week."
Wu Ruotong quickly cried and said: "Cousin, please help me. Li Haitang is really crazy. She wears ten pairs of socks a day, and she still wears pantyhose and black stockings."
"That's it!"
Wang Luoqi thought for a while and then said: "Then just wash her. What's the big deal?"
"Wang Luoqi, you are my cousin. Seeing that your dear niece is in danger, you actually want to stand by and watch?" Wu Ruotong went crazy on the spot.
"With a temper like yours, you can't accomplish anything big. You can't even listen to what I have to say, and you start interrupting me. Did I say I won't help you?"
"Hehe, cousin, I know you are the best, tell me quickly."
As soon as he heard that Wang Luoqi wanted to help with advice, Wu Ruotong immediately showed off his dog-legged appearance.
"Grandpa often said that people cannot stand without trust. As a Wu family member, you must be willing to admit defeat. This principle cannot be broken."
"Then tell me something"
Thinking of the lesson just now, Wu Ruotong immediately controlled his emotions: "Cousin, please continue."
"But grandpa also said that soldiers are crafty, and we can't be too rigid in doing things."
"You're like this******"
"Cousin, this is too cruel, will it appear that I can't afford it?" Wu Ruotong's eyes lit up slightly.
the idea
Well, it seems okay.
"If you could afford it, would you still ask me for advice?"
Wang Luoqi exposed it mercilessly:
"Every time you learn, you will gain wisdom. Don't make bets with others in the future. Children should stay away from these unhealthy things."
"With a temper like yours, if you bet with others, sooner or later there will be no loser left."
"Although I lost this time, there will be another time."
Speaking of this, Wu Ruotong, who was far away in Kyoto, even patted his hard chest to strengthen his persuasiveness:
"I can definitely win!!!"
"Then maybe the creature you're betting on isn't a primate."
Wu Ruotong: "."
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