638 The two idiots fell into the cesspit(2/2)
"Oh, by the way, my Jingru won't invite you to the wedding banquet, and no one will let you out."
"Hahaha"
Xu Damao smiled with disdain in his eyes.
Silly Zhu's fist suddenly unclenched, and the anger on his face suddenly disappeared.
Seeing this, Xu Damao turned around and continued walking.
"Shamao!"
The next moment, a deep voice came from the distance, and Xu Damao felt that the voice was full of murderous intent.
The moment he turned around, he saw Shazhu striding towards him.
Before the brain can react, the body has already made the best response.
run.
Years of struggle experience have engraved his evasive tactics in his bones, and he will activate them when he sees a fool.
You are just starting out, and you are already accelerating. Anyone who has gone to school knows that catching up is inevitable.
Xu Damao also knew that he could only offset the speed by changing direction.
So Xu Damao started running around the toilet.
Even so, the distance between the two sides is quickly closing.
"Silly Zhu, let me tell you, it is against the law to hit someone, unless you don't want to go out."
"Silly Zhu, did you hear that?"
"I heard you." Silly Zhu roared angrily, "You bastard, when I fell in love with Qin Jingru, you got in the way and tricked me out so that I couldn't find a wife."
"You still dare to say bad things about Sister Qin now. As a grandpa, you can't deal with you."
Xu Damao sped up and the two of them gave chase, causing many people on the toilet to stop and watch the fun.
"Bah, if you are like this, can my Jingru like you?"
Xu Damao fought back while running, "You are a middle peasant, why should you fight with me?"
"I'll kill you."
Silly Zhu hated to mention him about his identity, so his pace quickened again.
"You can kill me even if you can."
"You don't even know who you are. You're just a cook. Why are you so arrogant?"
"He looks ugly. He looks like an old man in his forties or fifties. He doesn't even look in the mirror."
"No wonder Qin Huairu doesn't want to live with you. With you like this, you will be scared to death even when you wake up."
Silly Zhu's eyes were red, he gritted his teeth and sped up.
Xu Damao felt a contact sensation on his back and immediately gritted his teeth and accelerated again.
At this moment, I didn't care about irritating Silly Zhu, I ran out first.
At least, Silly Zhu did not dare to leave the steel rolling mill.
Xu Damao mentally planned to run out, but Silly Zhu picked up the barrel beside him and threw it forward.
The distance between the two sides was less than three meters, and this blow hit Xu Damao hard on the head.
Ouch~~
With a scream, Xu Damao lowered his head and staggered forward, his speed slowing down unconsciously.
When Xu Damao was about to straighten up and speed up, Sha Zhu had already rushed forward.
His thick arms grabbed Xu Damao's pants and pulled them upwards, and his crotch immediately got stuck.
Xu Damao only felt a burning pain in his lower part, and he did not dare to run hard with his legs.
The next second, Xu Damao was hit on the ground by an elbow.
Plop
Xu Damao lay on the ground, feeling regretful.
Should have run earlier.
After today's beating, I can't run away.
Thinking of Silly Zhu's usual moves, he quickly curled up and subconsciously covered his vitals with his hands, while shouting loudly, "Help, it's a murderer, help."
Xu Damao struggled, shouted, and resisted, and many people gathered around him.
At this time, Shazhu's anger finally found an outlet.
He kicked Xu Damao.
Fortunately, Xu Damao had the foresight to protect the vital points.
"You idiot, silly Mao, what's the use of having a woman?"
"What's the use of having a wife? If you can't give birth to a son, you'll find several fucking ones, but no one will give you a child."
Bang bang
The two kicks on Xu Damao's body not only caused physical pain, but also made him feel psychologically uncomfortable.
"Not happy? Haha."
"It only takes three minutes for your gadget to have children."
"Destined to be a homeless person."
boom
Xu Damao's eyes showed resentment. It would be an insult for anyone to say that he was short of time.
What's more, what the other party said was very accurate.
"With your virtue, you will never do bad things in your life. If you have a future, God will be blind."
boom!
Xu Damao no longer resisted, and his anger was the same as before.
"However, if you want to have a child, it's not impossible. As long as you are a cuckold, the child born will have your last name anyway, haha!"
Silly Zhu helped Xu Damao come up with ideas, but it made Xu Damao even more difficult to accept.
He can wear hats for others, and others will wear them for him, unless he is dead.
"But don't expect me to help you. Helping your grandson will shorten my life."
Silly Zhu was still talking, but Xu Damao actually roared angrily.
"You bastard, I will fight with you."
Xu Damao finally couldn't bear Si Zhu's insulting words. He took advantage of Si Zhu's lifting of his feet to hold Si Zhu's supporting leg, and his body rolled violently.
Silly Zhu was caught off guard and fell back.
And behind him is a cesspit.
The people watching around exclaimed for a while, and then all of them opened their eyes wide, looking at the crazy scene, full of...excitement!
Plop
Plop
Wow...
Two sounds fell in succession, and Shazhu felt like he was lying in the mud, his body lying flat.
Struggling to stand up, he opened his eyes and saw a foul smell in his blurred vision.
Not far away from him, Xu Damao was lying inside, standing up with his hands on his back, his body covered with yellow liquid.
Silly Zhu wanted to roar, but how could he dare to speak at this time?
The anger made him lose his mind, but the stench made him instinctively make the most correct choice, shutting his mouth and clenching his fists.
boom
Silly Zhu hit Xu Damao on the face with a hammer, and Xu Damao, who had just gotten up, was hit again.
Poof
Ugh~~~
Xu Damao put something in his mouth and spit it out the next second.
Silly Zhu went up and punched again.
Xu Damao dodged and hugged Silly Zhu directly.
Plop
Chapter completed!