Chapter 311 NO.74: Can You Save That Stupid Half An Hour Ago
Chapter 311 NO.74 Can you save the stupid me half an hour ago (x
I like to watch clips from mercenary websites, sleep, have a big mouth, eat herbivores, and like to take baths...
To be honest, this image is a bit bad.
Omer could already picture a middle-aged man sitting in a bathhouse watching the video clips shown on the light screen, feeling so sleepy that he drooled while watching.
Isn't that a little too specific?
"Can it take the form of a human?"
"No, your Excellency's image is closer to the original records, closer to the original giant beast than the mythical beast," the knight said, a little confused, "When I asked you at the beginning, didn't you understand it quite well?"
Bahamoh (Behemoth), also known as Behemoth, is called "" in Hebrew, meaning "beasts", and comes from the Book of Job.
It serves together with the sea beast Leviathan, covering the etymology of giant beasts recorded in the One God religion. It itself is often used to describe any huge beast.
It can be said that the foundation of a ‘beast’ should be incomprehensible and inaccessible to humans.
But there are always exceptions to everything.
Just like Miss Mudstone standing next to several people.
The hammer she carries is an excerpt from Psalm Chapter 37, Verse 9: for evil men will be cut off, evil men will be cut off.
The second half of this passage reads, ‘And those who believe in God will inherit other lands’.
The earth is the carrying concept of Behemoth, and in the end of that record, Behemoth and Leviathan will be responsible for devouring the godless sinners on the day of judgment.
Cleanse all sins on behalf of God.
Miss Mudstone itself is a possibility from another world - the successor of "beasts" can also gain intelligence, and can even appear as a "human". When she first arrived, many members of the God's Blessing Music Class felt that
Incredible.
Of course, some members feel that her hometown is too polite and ruins the music.
With the technology of the Artificial Satellite Moon and the ability to shape life, it eventually ended up destroying itself, leaving these demi-humans with beast-like characteristics to inherit everything in ignorance.
It also shakes the rules of the past.
When that record falls into the hands of the recipient, it is like a negative example that will be included in the history textbooks. The Heart of Terra even carves it into the bottom layer of the data to serve as a reference link for the exploration of civilization and its own rebirth.
Maybe the land called "Terra" has the possibility of being better and more perfect in other worlds, but that has nothing to do with this world.
The existence of Miss Mudstone has fully demonstrated a possibility that is rare in this world, but Omo is very glad that this possibility does not extend to the local area.
He doesn't have to face an anthropomorphic giant beast who may have a bad image, but is replaced by a beast with a rougher temper than the anthropomorphic one.
"You didn't say at the beginning that this giant beast likes to watch mercenary website videos. Can the original giant beast have the intelligence to understand the video content?"
"Many people often suspect that their cats and dogs will watch TV in the middle of the night." The knight responded jokingly.
Naturally, Homais would not like such an ambiguous answer.
"Then do I have to suspect that the bananas on the table turned black because they went to an underground boxing match in the middle of the night?"
"..."
Mudstone and Miura Bourbon are still strong.
And a certain DJ girl who was taking a break burst into laughter.
This was naturally a bit rude, but she had a sunny magnanimity that was worthy of the name of the Sun God. Bourbon and Mud Rock looked at her without saying anything, and Homais didn't even move his eyes, still staring at the knight.
And the knight's eyes couldn't tell who he was looking at.
"There are many smart pets nowadays," Xing Jialai, who was drinking while watching the video, suddenly said, "Has your Lord upgraded His creations?"
He had an extremely leisurely attitude. He seemed to prefer beer, which was the second most abundant product here, to the wine, which was the most abundant here. At first, he strongly recommended it to Homais.
It's all just for fun, not like an observation operation.
Perhaps this is also the calm expression of the immortal species, Omer thought to himself as he glanced at him.
Faced with his advice, the knight's answer was much more positive: "No, it's just pure raw intelligence. In fact, it reacted more obviously to the soundtrack of the video than to the content of the video."
"This is also the main reason why Angel Kiss and Priest Kiss came to me! To be honest, it would be super cool to be able to awaken the giant beasts in mythology by the music we handle! It will definitely cause a heated discussion in the school, right?
, Miura-chan☆!”
The Sun God covered his mouth with his hand and said with a very excited smile, and even handed the words to Miura Bourbon, who had only known him for less than half an hour.
Then it attracted a blank look back from the latter, and even a look from Omer asking for help.
What can Omo say? This horse girl is difficult for him to face.
This kind of enthusiasm, which was different from Qianming's, contained a sense of fashion and cultural generation gap, which made him a little confused and even hesitant to put on his usual cold face.
However, the other party had already looked at Bourbon's reaction and shook his head: "Ah, that's right. Miura folks are probably used to being the center of the topic~"
"What?" Omer raised his eyebrows.
"My dear Miura, my dear Airi, and my dear Manchester City, Mr. Trainer and your three horse girls have always had a lot to talk about~!"
"Okay, let's stop there."
In front of so many outsiders, Omer, who did not intend to let the content that was more of a rumor than a topic spread, cut off his words and looked at her seriously.
"That is to say, Miss Otaku Sungod thinks that the ideas of everyone in Group C are indeed feasible?"
"Just call me Helios." The girl's smile was always brighter than her playful three fingers.
This seems to be a gesture she likes very much, and she often does it when she is sitting in front of the DJ booth, and she often shouts "Wei!", "Wei!" and other brainwashing sounds.
However, no matter how you say it, calling a girl the title of Helios is a bit subtle for Omo, who has thought about many different gods.
Even if the other party is someone he has fucked before, she is far closer to the 'idol' positioning Ma Niang than Qianming, Rudolf and other Ma Niang.
“And no matter whether it’s feasible or not, it’s never wrong to try it once☆”
"..."
That's right...it won't take much time.
Omo was convinced by this statement. After all, playing a bunch of songs didn't take much time, even if he had to be the loudspeaker.
Using the Galatron card doesn't even use 5% of its functions, so it's not troublesome.
Homais realized that he was going too far.
"That's true, so how about striking while the iron is hot?" He picked up the wine glass that Xing Jialai had pushed in front of him before and drank it down. Omerton felt a hallucinatory feeling of pride.
Then there seems to be something wrong with this beer...
Omo could already feel his mouth and even his stomach heating up.
I grabbed the beer bottle and looked at it, and noticed two words in the recipe list: holy water.
Omo wanted to smash this thing into Xing Jialai's corner.
"Okay, okay! When the place gets hyped, everyone gets excited!" The girl with black hair and blue highlights is usually so lively and noisy, as if she appreciates the young man's suggestion, "I will definitely teach you how to DJ!"
"?" Omo was stunned and turned to look at the knight.
“Isn’t it enough that she’s in charge of the mixing?”
"She's responsible for mixing, and you're responsible for scratching. Isn't that clear?" the knight folded his arms and said.
——
It’s clear that we’re done!
Omo listened as Datuo Sun God stood beside him and explained to him one by one what FX=effect means, the role of sampler, the meaning of loop, and EQ=equalizer.
(debugger), etc., I feel overwhelmed.
Even if he can memorize the meaning of these function buttons and knobs with the memory of the chip, after he can press WASD, shift and mouse, can you get a hunting mark?
Is this possible without inserting a USB flash drive?
But don’t tell me, Omo does have a USB flash drive called Galatron.
This gives you a taste of the power of virtual planet Kesia’s technology!!!
With such a mood, Omer started its analysis function, and then had to admit an hour later that the judge of civilization is not the controller of civilization.
The mixing business is still a bit strange, especially since the songs assigned to him by the Sun God are not heavy, and each group is a new operation.
It is one thing to exhaustively calculate combinations, but the understanding of rhythm and rhythm depends on personal judgment and adjustment.
Wait! Why is it only an hour!?
"Would you like a drink of water?"
Omo, who originally wanted to be a speaker but was dragged into being a DJ, after being taught by the Tao Tuo Sun God for an hour, he still had a bit of the guilty conscience of a taught student, and he was addressed with honorifics.
It wouldn't work if she didn't take it with her. This would be her fault. Omer really wanted her to take a rest for half an hour.
Adjust yourself to the mentality of being a newbie and being criticized for an hour.
In the past, Omo also worked in a bar, and was forced to learn how to play billiards and clean glasses, but he didn't have to learn to be a DJ.
He never liked the job he had before standing out from the crowd, and now he just had to make a name for himself as a mercenary.
As a trainer, you have to face certain interviews.
Always convince yourself of the necessity.
But is a DJ necessary?
Well, mastering one more skill is generally a good thing, and this performance only has Behemoth as the audience, so it doesn't conflict with my hobbies.
Omo, who couldn't find any reason to put down his burden, felt a little melancholy.
There is still an hour and seventeen minutes left before we go to the supermarket for discounts. There is still time to continue practicing, but after spending so much time on it, I feel like I have finally mastered it.
I said before that it wouldn't take much time.
Now Xing Jialai is watching the movie, and Bourbon and Mud Rock are holding controllers to play a two-player game. The initial strike while the iron is hot is probably mailed.
They have all forgotten their original intention, especially Xing Jialai, who is a product manager, who actually has time to make up for the drama here instead of going back to work.
There is no reason why our company will hire me.
Can product managers be so free?
Why am I the only one in jail?
With such a mood, he hoped that the Sun God would go drink water and play for half an hour.
The other party was obviously taking a short break just now, saying that he would go back to DJ later, but he didn't leave for an hour. The original DJ also went back and made an apology statement and asked someone else to take over.
The students were really moved by how much they cared about teaching - Omo recalled that he felt so guilty at that time that he didn't insist on refusing.
How stupid!
I can only secretly regret that I don't have the card of Golden Dragon Goldras.
I can't go back and slap myself half an hour ago.
Chapter completed!