Chapter 43: Picking Up Girls
Updated: 2012-11-18
Wang Chen asked helplessly: "Okay, then where can we start?"
"If you want to judge a woman, you must first start by understanding a woman. [ ~]" said the Fengshen, "If you want to understand a woman, don't look at the penguin logs, what kind of woman only wants, what kind of woman has moles on her chest, what signs and birds with folded wings, that's nonsense. No matter what kind of woman is, she is a woman. Since it's a woman, she has their common characteristics. You are a professional savvy. You can judge whether there are any dirty things on a person's body through your face and what the dirty things are. In fact, women can also judge by their face."
Wang Chen was a little moved and asked, "How can I judge it so advanced?"
"The scope is relatively complex and is of profound knowledge. Today we will only introduce it and not do research. There are two topics for research today. The first is to judge the essence of this woman through actions and language, and the other is to identify the girl, which is to give the girl a score through comprehensive observation."
"The first one is to judge through actions and language. I'll tell you to listen." Tingfeng continued to drink the wine in the glass: "Actually, women are a very special creature. Many times they ignore the good men around them, but they always want to meet a king of white charm in their minds. But they regret it when the man leaves. Of course, I said this not to say that women are pitiful, but to prove that most women actually have a masochistic mentality."
Wang Chen asked: "Mystery?"
"Yes, you can understand this abused mentality as a lowly. Such a woman is easy to deal with, that is, destroy her in all aspects. If she wants Audi, you can drive a BMW and attack directly. She drinks Raphael for twenty years, and you can open a bottle for thirty years. Anyway, it is to make her have no pride in front of you. And you should also be careful not to get too entangled. You can escape immediately after one strike, then take a break and attack again. You can basically take it. After taking it, don't go to the hotel and take it directly to the wild. At that time, you will have the final say when you want to go up and down."
Wang Chen was stunned and said, "That's so simple?"
"How complicated do you think women are?" Tingfeng said with a blank look and said, "You have to figure out one thing. Any woman with queen tendency actually has slave tendencies. Once this kind of woman is pushed by you, she will immediately rely on others. But if you spoil her and spoil her, there is only one ending, that is, after you are ravaged, the other party scolds you and goes out without a man, and he doesn't look like a man."
"What else?" Wang Chen was very interested.
"These are all methods to pick up girls. I'll tell you something else. When a woman is getting closer to a man, everyone is talking about it, but she says she is not afraid of slanting. Then it's certain that this woman's body is definitely slanting. For such a woman, you don't have to do anything, just take off her pants. I dare to guarantee that there is absolutely nothing."
Wang Chen asked curiously: "Why?"
"A woman like this is the kind of slut, but she dares not be slutty. She actually wants a man to fill her empty holes. She is not afraid of being slanted? You think a woman can even ignore her face. How can she feel her body be?"
"I understand." Wang Chen only felt that he had learned the super secrets and could kill all sides now.
"Oh, when I was a child, I always felt that women were a very noble creature, just like a white swan. I would definitely use all I could to cherish if I had one." Tingfeng sighed and said slowly: "If you soak more women, you will find that women are actually a very dirty creature. The more beautiful they dress, the dirtier they are. However, there are still some good women in this world. Unfortunately, the world of dogs has turned people into creatures of dogs."
Wang Chen hesitated for a moment and said, "Ting the wind, I feel you are a little negative."
"Not negative. I just long for a woman to let me turn back, but now women in today's society are more miserable than me, and it seems that I have to continue to roam." Tingfeng shook his head with a bitter smile, a hint of loneliness in his eyes. Tingfeng has known more women than Wang Chen, but is Tingfeng really happier than Wang Chen? I'm afraid only two people involved know this answer.
Tingfeng breathed, his expression returned to his face and said, "Okay, Xiaochen, what I just said was only a small number of women, but you have to learn to cover the face with a little bit. It is very simple to say that women are simple, and it is also very simple to soak women. It is just that many simple men think everything is complicated."
Tingfeng made a final summary statement: "If a woman wants an apple, just don't bring a cart of snowflakes over there. So if you want to soak a woman, you must first understand her needs and essence."
Wang Chen nodded quickly and agreed.
Tingfeng's eyes glanced around the whole wine and said slowly: "Okay, now I will teach you the second point. Identification of girls. The identification of girls is crucial. For example, if picking up girls is equivalent to catching ghosts, then identifying girls is equivalent to judging what the hell is."
Wang Chen: "How to identify it?"
"We will use the method of asking and answering you in this link. The first question is, which girl in this wine is the easiest to eat?"
"This..." The first question stumped Wang Chen. Wang Chen looked around the whole wine, his eyes swept over the women who were twisting or drinking, and made the most comprehensive judgment from his butt to his face. He pointed to a woman with a blond hair and dancing with a bald head and said, "It should be her?"
"Wrong." Tingfeng shook his head and said, "If you use snacks, you can actually tell at a glance that this kind of woman is obviously a person who often hangs in this place. Those who can hang out here are obviously the typical old fried dough sticks. You can easily get this kind of woman. Her smile and move seem to be hooking up with a man, but when you really want to take off your pants and play seriously, you find that this woman is always teasing you."
After Tingfeng finished speaking, he interrupted again: "For dealing with such a woman, you must maintain a profound and unfathomable attitude. Don't take the initiative to attack. Just wait for her to seduce you in reverse. Although there are ways, they obviously need skills. Rookies like you are obviously going to hit a wall."
Wang Chen: "You mean that this kind of woman is the idol sister who broke out from the crowd of men in the legend?"
Tingfeng smiled disdainfully and said, "Idol fart, the person who vomits is almost the same. In fact, this kind of woman looks smart but is actually very idiotic. She wants to catch a rich man all day long. She has enough skills, but she doesn't understand that the number of times a woman uses is inversely proportional to her value. Back to the topic, you will get the wrong question and warn you once."
Wang Chen was so impressed that he learned new knowledge today. He could find a way to get him to bed with a girl at a glance. Wang Chen was naturally out of reach for such strength.
"Now, answer the second question and find a girl with a comprehensive strength of over 90 from these groups. Remember, if it is a girl, in my life dictionary, no matter how outstanding a woman is, she will only be able to get 89 points." Tingfeng once again gave a very difficult task.
Chapter completed!