Thank you to readers and classmates who have always supported this book, thank you Qidian, and thank you to the cute editor Xiaoyuan. Yes, this book is finally on the shelves. The official launch time is tomorrow noon, so the next chapter will be updated tomorrow afternoon.

I heard that the comments on the shelves are mainly used to sell miserably... Unfortunately, this book is a comedy, and it is not appropriate to sell too miserably. Just restrain yourself and give a little thought.

Before coming to Qidian, my pen name was ‘Bei Gui’, which is why some old readers would call me ‘Bei Ji’ or ‘Ertu’. Of course, my gender is a man, and calling ‘Bei Ji’ is just a bad thing for everyone to want to see women’s clothing.

I wrote the book that is the number one in the entire site on another unknown small website. Unfortunately, the rule of that small website is to open a subscription only after the book is finished, so even if it is the number one in the entire site, the subscription revenue is a negligible fraction. Later, for some reason, the entire book was blocked, and half of the IP adaptation was ruined.

After several years of writing, I have experienced many similar setbacks, such as being tricked by another website that claims to take out "big moves", etc., which is too many. If I have learned something from it, I will never have unrealistic expectations for the future. Setting the expectations a little lower will not hurt, and it is also more beneficial to mental health.

In short, before I came to Qidian, most of the manuscript fees I received were purchase-out fees, ranging from 30 thousand words to 80 thousand words. So I didn’t dare to come to Qidian before, because I had to rely on readers’ genuine subscriptions... I felt nervous just thinking about it.

Is it really good enough to write? Can it make people willing to pay?

This book "Everyone wants to kill me" did not have any expectations at the beginning of the book, and did not even submit the editor's email like the previous book, but sent the book directly. At the beginning of the book, it was even prepared to sign the contract and not get a penny. Later, if you could sign the contract and recommend it, you must thank Qidian Platform and editor Xiaoyuan for their favor.

"First throw away all the extra distractions, and then you can create something more interesting." This is what I thought at the beginning, maybe, is it a bit self-deprecating?

Now it seems that although this novel is just the beginning and has not even fully developed the form of the Shura Field, I personally think it can be considered interesting. Of course, it has many flaws, but it is unrealistic to use the creation model and update requirements of online literature to be perfect and perfect, so the author can only ensure that he can do his best.

Then I will explain it a little bit that the positioning of this book is light comedy.

If we draw a target and define the ten rings of the bull's eye as reality, then almost all fictional works will deviate to different degrees, but the direction of deviation is different.

For example, if you open a door, the characters in horror movies will hit ghosts as soon as they open the door, the protagonist in the kung fu movies will kick the door open and fight the enemy. The comedy characters may be tripped as soon as they open the door, and their belts fall off when they get up. As a macho man, they finally reveal the triangle blue and white striped pants inside.

In short, the logic of characters' words and deeds in different types of works is different, and the same is true for online articles. The protagonist who does not bully young and poor is not the same as the protagonist of the silly funny articles. They are both different from reality, but the direction is different.

And even if it is a comedy or a funny work, the degree of deviation is different.

For example, "Friends" and "Home with Children" may be located at the eighth to nineh rings. The characters in it will not deviate from reality too much. That is to say, you can also encounter similar real characters and similar events in reality. And "Cat and Mouse" runs to the two to three rings, and the audience will see that Jerry will never die, and Tom will slash the big tree with a crotch. According to reality, these are obviously unreasonable, but very interesting.

Comedy, fun is the most important thing.

My original intention is to write a daily comedy located on the Sixth Ring Road to Seventh Ring Road, which is also where many light novels are located. Because too many deviates from reality will be difficult to control and lack a sense of substitution; those that are too close to reality will be too tiring to write, and the jokes are likely to become squinting. But after I started writing, my previous creative habits kept pulling me, and the focus of the work may sometimes be involuntarily approach the bull's eye, and sometimes slightly biased under my intentional correction...

But after all, in my opinion, as long as the self-consistent can be achieved within a certain range, the structure of the work will be considered to be a good idea.

There will be no mechanical sap in this book. In other words, the so-called space-time management bureau, the nature of the hamster (administrator), and these foreshadowings will be fully explained before the ending. Of course, before that, Wang Heng's "tragic" life was the main line of this book. I hope everyone can read it happily, that's enough.

Speaking of this, I will also talk about the rules of adding updates to this book. Because I am not a full-time writer, and there is no trick to write this book that can be learned without any brainstorms, so the writing speed will definitely not be too fast.

But there must be more explosions on the shelves, Chapter 5.

Then, this book is now a collection of more than 40,000 yuan. Suppose one of the dozens has subscribed, that is, a subscription of three thousand yuan. If the average subscription reaches three thousand yuan, you will be updated, and every five hundred yuan is added. If you give a reward, every one more leader or grandmaster is added, and two updates are added to the leader.

This rule is valid for a long time, and if you fail to complete it in a short period of time, you will be owed. You will add it if you have time to go on weekends or holidays in the future.

Originally, I wanted to set the rules for adding updates a little lower, but when I think about the company's tasks, well... I'd better be a little cautious so as not to pay off the debt, and in the end I would pay off the debt in women's clothing like I did back then, which would be terrible.

Anyway, that's it. Readers who hope to see this and can continue to watch it in the future, try to subscribe to the genuine version if you have the conditions, please.

By the way, there is one more thing.

The author’s old group is this [181 013 959]. If there is no condition for joining the group, it’s OK to answer the title of the book correctly.

The vip reader group is [946 761 615]. After joining the group, you need to display screenshots of fan values ​​to prove that they are genuine readers. It is recommended that you add them after the five chapters are subscribed tomorrow night.
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