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Chapter 717 No. 7, Meizi Honma is on!

The familiar bgm suddenly rang out, and Waum, who was infected by the atmosphere on the scene, suddenly slowed down half a beat, and stopped unconsciously. Even so, the tentacle girl who was pressed to the ground was still covered in scars, and she was about to return to the west in just one breath.

"What are you doing? Could it be something 'Ah shy~'? Oh! I'm so sorry, it's really rude to both of you! Maiko Honma apologized to the Lord!"

Seeing Waum's expression on his face, he looked at the tentacle girl who was pressed on the ground by the big man, and words such as "shaming play", "beat bundling game", "beat S and M" suddenly poured into the mind of the white girl. Then, she decisively knelt for Waum, put on the standard "beat seat" and begged for mercy respectfully.

"Ahem, you guessed it wrong. I'm not the kind of person you think! Actually, I haven't had a girlfriend yet! Oh, don't look at others with such a strange look. I don't like men either! Shemale doesn't like it either!" Vaum, whose orientation was questioned, explained, and then he suddenly realized that he didn't need to talk about such things with strangers. This little girl who suddenly appeared, looked harmless and seemed to have less than 1 in combat. There was definitely something wrong with her!

Realizing that something was wrong, Waum became alert and quickly recalled the little girl's appearance and what she said... "Maiko Honma? Are you the fool who drowned in the river?" After searching the database, Waum said in surprise.

"Hehe, that's not a fool, and he has become a Buddha!" ​​The little girl rubbed her fingers and laughed awkwardly.

Seeing the little girl's innocent expression, Waum inexplicably extinguished the urge to kill her. No! This guy suddenly appeared here, and there was no identification code of the Infinite Alliance. It must be the reinforcements sent by the Temple to "Save the Soldier Tentacle Mother"! Why did I feel unnecessary sympathy? I should have hit her with one punch!

"You!... have you had supper?" The planned question was forced back into his stomach. When Waum and Yin Ma looked at each other, the malice in his heart suddenly disappeared, and he asked this question by a devil.

"No! After eating two radishes in the morning, I went to the temple trading market to set up a stall. Unfortunately, no one was willing to buy the tempura made by others. I was so hungry that I had no trading point to buy food. Finally, I saw darkness and fainted into this strange world." I quietly stepped on the ant made of numbers on the ground, and the noodles continued to speak, "You should be the npc of this world, right? Do you want to eat the tempura I made? It tastes great!" After that, she took out a 'black fried object' that was pierced with a bamboo stick and exuded an ominous atmosphere.

"Uh... I complained too much, and I don't know where to spit it?" Waum opened his mouth wide, and had an urge to die.

"Save...help!"

The girl who was stepped on the ground by Waum and couldn't see her appearance but must have been very cute, made a cry for help. At this moment, she suddenly realized that the man opposite was not a good person, not far away. There was also a little loli who didn't know how to live or die (the queen who was knocked out by a TV card), so she knelt down again.

"Uh... that, this uncle, I'm just passing by. Can you let me go? For the sake of you being the npc in my dream, please stay with me! Please don't treat me like this..." Mianmo pointed to the ashes that were abused on the ground, and then begged for mercy.

"I!..." Realizing again that he was fooled by this little girl, Waum raised his hand and was about to shoot out an eight-child girl, but then he groaned and took away his magical powers, "You!"

With fear, Waumu looked at the face code in fear of a snake and a scorpion, as if the other party was not a little girl, but a bunch of test papers with high mountains! This feeling was so terrifying!

"Me?" The little girl looked over curiously, not knowing what she had done wrong. Then she suddenly screamed: "Oh, uncle, be careful!"

"What?" The vigilant heart was put down strangely after screaming in the face. Then Waum felt a pain in his heart. An old man in green kimono with a white beard pierced his body and came out of his heart.

"Despicable. Sneak Attack!...Soul...Demon Talk?" Waum stared at the old man who pierced his heart, widened his eyes unwillingly, and said his last words in his death with difficulty.

"Ahhhh! You're young, Loli is killing someone with 'Grandpa'!" The face code opposite Wawum shouted in horror.

"Shut up! I'm not killing people, but the man of the pillar! Also, we're in the same group! Hey, are you okay with tentacles?" The Queen abandoned Grandpa Yao Ji who was inserted into Wawumu's body. She came to Ash with a look of concern and asked softly.

"You don't want that 'Grandpa'? He looks very sharp, no less sharp than the ex curry stick of Daimao King, please put it away quickly." Ashes, who were dying, showed their true nature of being a ecstasy despite their lives.

"Tsk, this old guy is not a treasure! Although the 'sword attribute' is very rare, don't forget that he is a man! He is the last piece of impurity that is difficult to remove from my Boli battery. If this old man had not been stuck in the barrier, my battery would have reached the saint level long ago! Now I finally got him out and take it back to do what?" Looking at the old man who was stuck in Wawumu's body and had a expressionless face, the queen said with an unhappy look on his face.

"Uh..., although that, it's a waste to throw it away casually! An old man with such a precious attribute is better to send it to the 'Shrine Auction House'. I firmly believe that he will definitely be able to sell it at a sky-high price!" Ash said reluctantly.

"We are now hunting down the territory of the alliance, how could we contact the temple? Even if this old man took it out, we left this universe. What's the use of those trading points?" The queen rarely said such reliable words, and then she became unreliable. "Why are you talking so much nonsense? Blood is flowing out of your eyes! Shut up and listen to me, your body is fine, right? Tell me quickly!"

"I really want to die this time. Unless the most precious 'pure girl juice' in the legend can save me..." Ashes said with difficulty, and after a sigh, "Ah... the 80 billion cute girls in the realm world, but unfortunately, none of them are pure." The tentacle girl stared at the sky with a dim face. She hoped to remember the last scene before her death.

"Don't be afraid, it's all for me! Who else in this world is purer than me?" the queen smiled.

After hearing the Queen's words, the Tentacle Girl's face was complicated and wanted to speak but stopped... Ten minutes later, the Queen stared at the crystal liquid at the corner of the Tentacle Girl's mouth with an ugly face.

"Ahem, I've said that there are no cute girls in the eight hundred billion yuan. The field is so big, how many can I sleep? There are still more than 699.9 billion original girls in the field world, but none of them can produce pure girls juice. As long as there are distracting thoughts in your heart, they will no longer be pure." Ashes lamented.

"Hey! Explain the words clearly, why are there 120,100 million non-original girls? The tentacle monster can't be so irritating!" the queen asked aggrievedly.

"You misunderstood, I am innocent! Listen to my explanation! There is such a group of wanted Misaka black-hearted commerce merchants in the realm world. They are so conscientious that they use my cell cloning the 'tenal shock rod' to harm countless young and ignorant zombie sisters..." The tentacle girl, who was only left with one breath, tried her best to explain.

"Hey, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand?" I stood there for dozens of minutes and finally couldn't help but speak.

"Wife, I think I need to rescue you again!" Seeing the confused face code, the tentacle girl pulled the queen's sleeve and whispered.

Ten minutes later, the tentacle girl who was resurrected in full state started chatting with the face of blushing and impure.

"Anyway, this is how it is. When you are with us, find the lost Uncle Mai and the bald teacher, you can break the void. Go to another world where you don't have to worry about food and clothing, or you don't have to worry about being chased and killed and sliced!" The Tentacle Girl drew a big cake.

"Really? You're not lying?"

"What's the use of lying to you as a combat power that doesn't even have 1 combat power?" Ashes looked at the face code with contempt.

"Hehe...hehe..." The awkward girl responded to the world with a omnipotent silly smile.

Just now, Ash discovered a instructions for use posted on the back of the face code. This was the product instructions sent by Shinji Ikari to Uncle Mai, and it finally fell into Ash's hands.

Honma Meiko:

Code: face code.

Quantity: Only. The rare origin mutation of the Temple of Time and Space is different from other common species in parallel space.

Attribute: Taboo. Or there is no attribute.

Favorite food: ramen, curry.

Favorite color: white.

The person I like: No. The plane in which I am located is malfunctioning and the world order is disordered. After birth, Hasegawa Taizo was adopted. Later, due to his adoptive father's financial reasons, he was sold to the school's urban kindergarten. He studied in Konoha Village in the preschool class. When he was traveling in Yang Village for one day, he was pushed into the river by the jealous Ai Haibara and finally drowned.

Hobbies: Cooking. It has extremely high potential for dark cuisine.

Height: Very short. But not that short...

Weight: Very light. Easily lifting is effortless, suitable for a variety of difficult positions.

Intelligence: Below the passing line.

Combat power: infinitely approaching 0.

Temple Rating: E! Because there is no lower level than E. So I was lucky enough to get the evaluation of E.

Experience: Participated in 1245 plane team tasks, 4579 personal plane tasks, 3458 random plane shuttles, never injured or improved.

Ability: Erodes the origin of the temple, possesses the terrifying ability to eliminate hostility from others, and never be hurt.

Example 1: In a single-person plane mission, the entire Phantom Brigade encountered a violent runaway, then influenced the enemy and escaped unscathed.

Example 2: A bloody battle was fought randomly through the abyss. The demons and devils within a radius of ten kilometers stopped fighting and began to bandage each other's wounds. After they left, they fought again and were killed.

Case 3, in a team mission, the captain Dongxian cut off Obama's thigh with a hand knife, and then the whole team was hit by a nuclear bomb. The space within a radius of ten meters blocked all heat energy and radiation, and became the only two survivors of the teammate "Suzuki Yuriko" next to him.

Example 4: In the Asura's Wrath plane, he was hit by the Cause and Effect Fortress Cannon. One second before the Cause and Effect Cannon hit, he suddenly deviated from the orbit that violated the rules, drew an arc and returned to the original orbit again, exploding the earth.

Case 5: Escape from the angry uncle Mai many times on several planes, and made friends with him.

Case 6,...

After reading the long series of examples, the tentacle mother finally understood how fierce the loli was in front of her! No wonder she was sent to the "Outside World". This kind of despicable ability completely destroys the rules. Although the combat power of no more than 1 drags down a lot of data, the ability that is even more excessive than absolute defense has made her sit on the throne of "Outside World".

A person who has not died after 9282 plane trips must be cleared anyway!

Half an hour later, the ashes that barely recovered their combat power, and the queen who had not yet recovered their combat power, hugged Mianma's arms tightly, and aimlessly searched for Uncle Mai and Teacher Saitama.

"Hey, battery, do you feel itchy?" the walking tentacle girl suddenly asked.

"No? What's wrong?"

"Strange, am I allergic? Why do I get a lot of small red envelopes?" The tentacle girl raised her arm and said in confusion.

"So stupid! That's a mosquito bite! I was often bitten before I became a Buddha." Mianma said.

"Oh, the mosquito bites it! Well... isn't it right? Isn't your ability to eliminate hostility? Why am I still bitten?" Ashes asked with wide eyes.

"I don't know either. Maybe this is a dream? Strange, this dream has been going on for so long, why hasn't it ended yet? Also, why is the 'ah shy~' thing you did to me just now so real?" Face blushed and confused...

"Why don't you believe me? It's said that this is not a dream, but a territory of the Infinite Alliance. Could it be that once your abilities leave the temple, they will be greatly suppressed? It's really bad news." The tentacle girl frowned slightly.

Just as the three of them were walking, a graceful figure appeared in front of them, and someone came again! This time they came...
Chapter completed!
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