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Chapter 699 Young man, please let me be on your body

"You?! Aren't you dead?" Ashes said in surprise as he looked at Loli who was resurrected again.

"Who said I was dead?" the little loli tilted her head and said curiously.

"Damn, my head has been cut off, but I won't die? Is your life so tenacious, you worm? Ah! You were just a bug!" Looking at the innocent Loli Queen, the ashes were speechless.

"You're talking about this, isn't this the head?" The little loli suddenly took out the beautiful head of the Queen and asked.

"Ga...ga...ga...wires?!" Seeing the thin and dense wires on the head and neck, the ashes suddenly became mute. It turned out that the beautiful and seductive perfect lady was actually a robot!

"What's wrong? Do you think it's amazing? I spent a lot of money to create this body! According to the boss of the garbage purchase station, the feel and taste of this machine are exactly the same as the real person. If you don't believe it, I'll let you try it next time!" The little loli showed off proudly.

"So, you have been controlling this machine to date me?" Ashes said in surprise.

"That's right! I've been hiding in the belly of the machine. Otherwise, with my coordinated SS-level skills, how could I fall anywhere?" the little loli said angrily.

"Damn, all my feelings are in vain! My dream of a lady!" Ash suddenly sat on the ground weakly and burst into tears.

"Oh, why are you doing this? I didn't blame you for cheating me with that pacifier. We are about the same age. As long as we cultivate good feelings, I will grow up in the future! I forgot to tell you that this body is customized according to my future me! Do you feel a little expectation in your heart?" The queen raised her machine head and showed it off again.

"Give it back to me!" The ashes suddenly jumped up, took away the head of the loli's hand, and then ran around like a mad dog, and said chantingly, "Where? Where? Where is the body?"

"What are you doing?!" Loli said angrily when she saw her boyfriend ignore her.

"Of course, it's recycling your mechanical body! It's like humans in all aspects. Isn't that human? As long as I fight back, my queen will be back! In this way, we can live a happy and shameful life again!" Ashes said madly.

"What about me? How can a high-end inflatable doll compare to me? I am the real person!" the little loli said angrily.

"Tsk, yellow-haired girl, when you grow up, you can take over the position of the queen!" Ashes stared at the queen who was half a centimeter shorter than him disdainfully.

"You! You!..."

"Drink! Grave egg. Is there still the intention to flirt in front of me?! Sixty-four times! This is the feeling of the peak of the sixth level, right? Chu Shou, are you sure to delay it now? Delay it for another twenty-three minutes until my secret medicine fails?" The tree man walked out of the ruins step by step and asked slowly.

"Uh... I made a mistake! Silly girl, you shouldn't have killed him just now! I was sure to suppress him when he was sixteen times, and it would be difficult to deal with him when he was thirty-two times. If I could delay it at that time, I still have the confidence to win. Now, you can hit him and send him to sixty-four times. I think only senior brother Zhuzi can deal with it? Now it's a joke..." Looking at the tree man who was slow to sort out his clothes on the opposite side, the ashes finally felt like he was overwhelmed. The queen is really a pig teammate!

"What are you afraid of? Don't forget, I'm also a senior sister Zhuzi! Unfortunately, my "Yuanshi Tianzun" and "Yuanshi Tianzun No. 4" were both used to exchange for candy, and only the "Boli big battery" was left on my body. Otherwise, I could suppress him with one hand!" Feeling the fluctuations emitted by the tree man, the queen analyzed.

"Then how many super batteries do you have left now?" Hearing such a domineering name as 'Yuan Shi Tianzun', new hope suddenly ignited in Ashes' heart.

"No, the strongest one is the 'Boli Battery', which is enough to save your life and not enough attack." Loli spread her hands helplessly.

"What? You are the 'battery maniac' in the famous temple! How could you not have a single piece? Didn't you just say that 'Yuanshi Tianzun' and 'Yuanshi Tianzun No. 4' were used to exchange candy, what about 2 and 3?" Ashes said undeadly.

"The reason why I am so famous is that my battery is always auctioned by nickel balls, and I bought supplies when I exchanged the transaction points. I umi. I caught a total of fourteen saints, and they only gave me two of them to exchange for candy. It was so cruel!" The little loli complained with hatred.

"The last words have been explained? It's getting late, I'm going to do it." After sorting out my clothes, setting the forehead to protect my forehead, the tree man pulled out a short knife and made an attacking posture.

"Wait. Can you chat for a while? Anyway, there are still twenty minutes left, don't be so anxious! If I could take a shower before I die, I would be very grateful!"

Seeing that the tree man was about to come, the queen reacted first and said to Ash: "I'll leave first, see you later! Switch to Zima mode, get away in between, and run away!"

After saying that, the little loli opened a gap in space and then jumped in.

"Thousands of books!" A flying needle flashed out of the tree man's hand, stabbed into the alien dimension, and then nailed it to the queen, bringing her out of the gap.

"Wood Escape!" Rows of branches rose up from the ground and sealed the queen.

"No one disturbs me, now there are only two of us." Looking at the sweaty ashes, the tree man showed a winning smile. "I said before that I have three secret techniques, in addition to the 'secret medicine' and 'immortal mode', there is one last move. At this moment, my strength has reached the limiting realm I have never heard of, and I feel unprecedentedly good, so I am very compassionate and let you die under this 'secret technique'!"

"What secret technique?" Ashes asked.

If you can live one more second, you will have more vitality. Ashes seize every opportunity and delay time as much as possible.

"This secret technique can be traced back to my elementary school time. At that time, I was still a naive, carefree and brainless boy..." Shurenjun fell into the memory mode and started to talk endlessly, "... Until that morning, I angrily engraved the word "grass" on my desk! After that, I was never late again! Not only that, I also studied hard, killed my substitute teacher with the best grades, perfectly ended my youth, and became a real ninja!"

"Guji..." After hearing this long speech of about five minutes, Ashes swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

He felt that his chance of surviving was even more slim... Not to mention the invincible word "若" word, even if he could still kill one or even two games, in the end, he still had to face the "若" attack with the "若" word "若" which had 256 times the strength! Rub! This is definitely not an attack that a newly promoted "Little Pillar Brother" can face! The gap during this period has exceeded the distance between bacteria and white dwarfs, and has reached the level of viruses and red giants!

"Don't struggle, little Guaiguai, let me engrave the word "grass" on your body!" The tree man held a short knife and rushed towards the ashes with a crazy look on his face.

At this moment, Ash gave up struggling and closed his eyes in despair. The enemy's moves have surpassed the scope of human beings and are not something he can compete with, so he chose to face death calmly. He can die under such a bold and literary and artistic move. I think that even in hell, he can be regarded as the overlord of those "ghosts" who are higher than "ghosts"?

"The ultimate secret technique of eating my Thousand Hands, 'Mum, no longer have to worry about being late!'" The tree man howled and inserted his short knife into the ashes' chest.
Chapter completed!
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