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Chapter 663

After lunch, the Ashes and his team embarked on their journey to the Alloy Mountain again.

While walking, the ashes were immersed in the unique and wonderful disabled brain waves of the group leader...

The moment the Queen inserted the wire plug into Ashes's brain, the group leader's abundant and strange energy passed through the wire into Ashes's body. Then, he fell into a dreamy state of paralysis. This feeling was more than a hundred times more exciting than when he was smoking with Alice in the superhero plane.

No wonder the Queen's IQ has problems. Long-term consumption of "Haruhi Suzumiya" will indeed cause certain adverse reactions. At this time, the limbs are convulsed, and the ashes with saliva on the corners of their mouths are the best examples.

"I always think this bug is a hidden danger. After this mission is over, choose a new partner in the temple? It's best to be a charming male gentleman who has been through many battles." Nickel Ball Jun looked at the rabbit-eared girl who hooked up with the ashes, kept drooling, and was marching forward together.

"The bug is indeed a hidden danger, but her technology has reached its peak, and it is difficult for anyone in the temple to compete with her. Without this logistics staff, our team's movement ability will be greatly reduced. In addition, our strength has reached its limit, and only those batteries can make us go further." said the bald head.

"Oh, this is the most tangled thing! I think my chief arson expert of the big fff regiment actually wants to compromise and stay with this guy. It's so uncomfortable! Accelerate! Accelerate! Accelerate! I want to knock over those damn little dwarfs! I want to melt that annoying mountain!"

...

The next morning, the team arrived at the foot of the mountain of Alloy Mountain, and they lurked in the grass, waiting for the opportunity...

"Aren't you playing a game? Kill in and push everything up!" He was so annoyed by the blood-sucking ants in the turf. Ashes urged anxiously.

"Quiet! Don't look at the map! The Lord of the Rings must be collected as soon as possible, and there must be no omissions. But the Six Dwarfs are not gathered together now. Two are resting on a bed, one is going to the toilet, and the other is "riding" horses in the horse shed, and the remaining two are having breakfast. I am so powerful that I will definitely not leave any living things with one move. If a fish that escapes the net is frightened by my style, and finally escapes alone, who will I cry?!" Opening the holographic map, Nickel Ball Jun said narcissistically.

"Well, don't I need to take action?" Ashes asked in surprise. It was incredible. The scum in the temple was always the kind of shameless sexual desire for people all over the world to be cannon fodder. The person in front of him actually planned to do it himself instead of sending him to block the knife. This is really unscientific!

"You? Stop making fun of it. Just behave as the bait, and the logistics personnel will do the logistics well. Fighting is always the business of combatants!" This is the pride of the strong man cultivated by Nickel Ball Lord across countless planes.

"I'm so manly! For the sake of being such a man with Brother Qiu, I'm willing to offer a clever plan to lure the six dwarfs into one place!"

"Oh? What's your solution?"

"Dwarfs don't like drinking. I have two containers of expired two pots. These things were originally prepared by the plane merchants when I was young, but unfortunately my fate was a mess. I finally changed my career to be an "amateur chef" and a "professional soft girl breeder". Alas... wonderful ginseng!" Ashes sighed in infinite melancholy.

"Do you want me to burn you to death?" Nickel ball spitted and said unhappy.

"No! I want Brother Qiu to dig a big hole and pour all the wine in. I won't be able to long before those dwarves will gather. Then, it's time for you to show your might." Ashes slapped the horse.

"I have a good idea. Although I came from other planes, I also heard that the reputation of Erguotou in the Celestial Dynasty is really feasible to use them to attract the dwarf king. However, I also heard that the dwarfs will have several more combat power after drinking. Do you want to help me with Erguotou? Or do you want to harm me?!" Nickel balls had no good feelings for the ashes of the show-off girl, so he looked for trouble again.

"Of course I'm helping you! Since you have heard of Erguotou, the specialty of my Great Heavenly Dynasty, you have no reason. I haven't heard of my Great Heavenly Temple's treasure. The king of Guotou is 'mixed formaldehyde'? As the saying goes, not every drop of Erguotou is called 'mixed formaldehyde.' King of Formaldehyde', whoever drinks it will be blind to the dog's eyes!" Ashes raised his head proudly.

"So irritating!" The Queen of Rabbit Ears looked at the Ashes with admiration.

"What do you mean?" asked the bald man's eyes lit up.

"Then you have to ask! My Erguotou is of course the King of Wine Kings, without any 100% 'pure formaldehyde' blended! Not only that, they are also rare products that are expired. As long as the dwarf Six Kings drink it, they are guaranteed to be blind and constipated! If you are lucky, you may also trigger a 0.54% chance of prostate cancer!" Ash said in a show-off tone.

"That's it!"

Two containers of ashes were taken away and two pot heads were expired. Nickel balls found a remote gully, and then spent half an hour to create a small ‘formaldehyde’ lake.

...

"Brother, I really want to smell something? Let's get out of bed and take a look?" Sphinx, who was hugged by Gaia, sniffed his nose and continued.

"Stop making trouble. It's only eight o'clock. Come and have a 'sponge body fight against the sphincter' with my brother!" Gaia said excitedly.

"Huh? Didn't the beer I drank last night yet? Why did it smell so strong?!" Looking at the steaming poop in the pit, Titan, who was going to the toilet, curiously poked out his index finger, and then gently lit it.

"Second brother, do you smell it?" asked the restaurant's 'Lai'.

"Wine! What a strong smell!" Ulanis said after taking a deep breath.

Ten minutes later, six untidy dwarves rushed down from the mountain with a big hammer and headed straight for the small formaldehyde lake created by Nickel Ball.

In the woods next to the small lake, the ashes had dug a trench hole, and sat in it holding a bottle of Coke, waiting for the upcoming good show. Beside him, he was leaning against the rabbit-eared queen who was licking with a lollipop. The reason why the two hooked up so quickly was because the queen sucked too much in spring and eventually her brain shrank...

In front of the two, there was the bald brother who was observing the enemy's movements. When the dwarf Six Kings drank formaldehyde, he would remind the Nickel Ball Lord to take action. Behind the two, there were twelve Taoist true immortals wearing gorgeous Taoist robes and positive and negative electrodes inserted into the heads.

They are the twelve most proud disciples of Daluo Golden Immortals by Yuanshi Tianzun. Since being transformed into parallel circuits by the Queen, the energy they provide has exceeded that of the Hunyuan Saint. In addition to providing energy, the twelve golden immortal heads are also the super brains of twelve completely explosive quantum computers.

After connecting with this amazing battery array, Nickel Ball King not only gained endless energy, but also obtained twelve times the deduction ability of Daluo Jinxian like Alice connected to the Misaka network. At this time, Nickel Ball King firmly believed that there was no movement trajectory he could not calculate in this world, and no one could avoid his nickel ball attack.

"The target enters the attack range and is ready to aim!" Bald 47 said calmly.

"I understand!" Nickel ball nodded.

...

"Good wine! What a great wine!"

"Don't compete with me, it's all mine!"

"Fourth Lao, get out of the mud! Don't fuck your booze into the lake~!"

"You shoot, I shoot too!"

"Bastard, do you think I won't drink it if I get booster? It's so naive, ahhhhh!"

"You cheated and spit!"

"Ah~! Eyes! My eyes!"

"It's toxic! Not good, my liver disease is on the rise again!"

"Oh, the chrysanthemum is a little itchy! Brother, please scratch me!"

"Ahem, I vomited blood!"

"Uh, no, I encountered a 0.54% chance..."
Chapter completed!
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