Chapter 639 Thinking of Dan Year, Brother Is Like That
"Hey? Little Tentacle, what do you think is this?" Alice took out the ball of plastic wrap and said with a slanderous look on her face.
"What? Tell me to see?" Ash also had a confused expression on his face. The shape of this thing is really not quite satisfactory. It is cheap and has a poor appearance. This will definitely not be my collection, Ash asserted in his heart.
"Isn't this your otakus paper group?" Alice asked incredible.
"Do I have such a perverted habit? I actually wrap it in plastic wrap! What to do when I wrap it? Do you want to make soup?!" Ashes said humiliatedly, then snatched the dumpling and pinched it with his hands. "Tsk tsk, this feel is soft like plasticine."
After saying that, he uncovered the plastic wrap layer by layer, preparing to see what this ball of dust has been covered for a long time?
When the plastic wrap was lifted to the last layer, a human face suddenly emerged from it, just like a child blowing a ball of plastic wrap to the size of a human head, and it was a terrifying face with a ferocious look that could not tell the difference between men and women.
“¥%#%…!#¥…”
Fortunately, the monster inside did not really rush out through a layer of plastic wrap, but its whimpering sounded very familiar. It seemed that this kind of language had appeared in AV many years ago.
"Well? The dialect of the AV Islands, I didn't expect you to have the habit of hiding the sweetheart in the golden house!" The head of state looked at the ashes in a lewd manner.
"Do you still need to hide a gentleman like me? I haven't seen that there are millions of Virgo's stupid kings in my field? Is it not enough to enjoy it? People as successful as my brother join the erotic family, and they still need to hide a monster that cannot tell the difference between genders?!" Ashes glanced at the German cute creature indignantly.
"That's hard to say. People like us join the erotic family. It is because they are so successful that they develop various special hobbies. For example, the fat British Prime Minister likes to play with eunuchs, and the American ones..."
"It's like you have an affair with Stalin, right?" Ashes intersected.
"We have no affair! We are pure!" The head of state replied incredibly.
"This is definitely a conditioned reflex! What must have happened between you?!" Ashes said with a successful plan.
"Tell me! Have you two picked up soap?" The two loli sister-in-law in the head of state asked with a calm expression.
"Ignore them, what is this? Why did it appear in my private space? By the way, Alice, where did you find this?" He wrapped the strange face with plastic wrap again. Ashes asked in confusion. He didn't remember collecting this thing.
"It's in the gap between you storing the girl's juice and chocolate." Alice thought for a while and then replied.
Alice, who is not qualified to search the private space of Ashes, always searches for food in fixed places based on her impression. Because there are biochemical experts like snot and loaches, and perverted military doctors as her subordinates, there are never fewer corpses, internal organs, rotten corpses, rotten internal organs, or corpses and internal organs that are more disgusting than rotten corpses and internal organs... etc.
With a rough impression, Ash avoided the most unpleasant scientific material area in the private space, and activated the antivirus mode in the area between the sister juice storage area and the chocolate storage area, hoping to find items related to this mysterious plastic wrap.
"Ding! I found a suspicious item, suspected to be a Trojan software, will I delete it?"
Hey! I didn't expect that I was really found by myself! Then, Ash took out something from the space. It was not another ball of plastic wrap, but a yellow disc without any marks... Don't think so. This is just the color of the disc, not the content.
"Ha! I said it wasn't your otakus paper ball. Look, the evidence has come out, right? Even the cover is pure yellow, what else do you want to argue? Say! It must have been after reading this plate that I made this ball of plastic wrap, right? Wait, why are you looking at me with this expression?" Alice looked at Ash with annoyance and asked in a sweet voice.
"Is that thing a piece of paper? It's obviously a monster!" Ashes replied with laughter and cry.
"Ah! I understand, I really understand! There is only one truth, that monster is the change of your otaku paper ball!" At this moment, Alice transformed into a primary school student of Death who died eight times before she died completely. Then she inferred, "One day a long time ago, you finished reading this CD, then you couldn't control it, left your tadpole in the paper ball, and then wrapped it in plastic wrap as a souvenir. Then, a tadpole died of suffocation, then turned into a ghost, and finally turned into this monster. Now it has returned, and it wants to seek revenge on its own beans!"
"Go, you forgot to take medicine again!" She slapped the chattering little red hair, and Ash looked at the CD and became stunned, "Aggressive Ghost? Aggressive Ghost? I understand!" After thinking for a moment, Ash shouted.
"What do you understand? Is it really your son?" the head of state asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Get out! I remember what this guy is!" said Ash.
"What is it?" Alice and Nilu came over and asked. They were quite curious about unknown things.
"Do you still remember Constantine?" Ashes asked.
"I know, I'm the one who was just a fake in the last volume! That guy is a good guy. Although he is a little lustful, he entrusts us to kidnap dozens of famous superheroes and superheroes to make toilets, but he never talks every time he pays the bill, and the price is very fair. He is a man!" Nilu recalled.
"That guy gave us free coordinates of the plane coordinates of the garbage dump where Cong Niang and Dai Mao King are. He is a good person! His ancestors are all good people in the 18th generation!" Alice gave us good people cards.
"I'm not talking about Tantin in the previous volume, but Tantin in the third volume."
"At that time, I was still in the virtual circle and I was old enough to marry me. I remember that my sister was so gorgeous and so arrogant. Her figure and bust were so jealous of Alice." Nilu, who had degenerated into a brainless loli, began to recall her style back then.
"I don't remember, I was still frozen in popsicles at that time, waiting to thaw, right?" Alice thought for a while and replied.
"Ah, that's how it's no wonder you don't know this ball of plastic wrap. But you have heard of "Midnight Bell"? "Ash continued to ask.
"Oh? This guy has something to do with the midnight bell?" the head of state asked curiously.
"This guy is the heroine Aunt Sadako, this CD is her family, but she is now moving to plastic wrap." At this moment, Ash finally recalled that she was alone, fighting against many god-level opponents such as Freddy, Jason, Sadako, Hellboy, Ninja Turtle, etc., and fought a bloody path. In the end, she defeated the hell demon Mephisto, and woke up the sleeping cruel loli with a kiss, and began a happy life of shaking m for thousands of years.
Looking back now, I really had to give in. I wanted to save Alice for Mao? Wouldn't it be better to let her continue to freeze in the popsicles and not compete with me for food?
"Sashiko? That Sashiko who can call?" The head of state suddenly became solemn and asked seriously.
"That's right."
"Is this disc her album?" the head of state continued.
"Uh..., forget it! It's still an exclusive album!" Ashes teased.
"Everyone! I have found a way, you can worship me as much as possible! I, Adolf Hitler, have brought you hope to defeat Eva and seize the space components. Don't be too grateful to me! Where is the applause?" Holding the yellow CD that Sadako once lived in his hand, the head of state jumped onto the table, echoing Dr. Hawking in a wheelchair on the podium.
"That's my CD, I brought them hope." Ashes beside the head of the head muttered.
"Shut up!" The sister-in-law, who was carrying two loli versions of "70,000" carried by the head of state, scolded her, and then she struggled to raise the teacup on the table and beat the evil tentacle monster who tried to threaten her husband's reputation.
Chapter completed!