"It's probably right here? I can't remember it, it won't be too far away anyway!" On a large Gobi Desert, Cong Niang pointed in a direction while pointing to the Ashes.

"Are you sure it's here? Also, please, can you pretend to be a little bit when you're guiding the way? The direction you pointed in front and back twice is obviously not on the same line!" Ashes rolled his eyes and said.

"Oh, I say that the ship was destroyed by me, and it is impossible to leave this planet! You might as well think of other ways!" Cong Niang replied impatiently, and then devoted himself to playing the classic fighting game "My Pants vs. Guan Yunchang: Convex and Man Fengyun Record".

"Didi..." The detector in Alice's hand suddenly rang.

"Hey! A high-energy reaction appears ahead! Come here!" Alice stood on the mound, pointing in one direction and shouted loudly.

"Kill! Commanders, follow me!" The daimao king riding on a cloned six-legged alpaca pulled out the ex curry stick and launched a charge. Then the two legion commanders also rode the camel to follow, leaving only the small small figure of Demon Eye Girl, who was doing it anxiously.

When he arrived at the crime scene, Ash saw a cruel scene. The flying Henan people had been shot with holes and were full of holes. At a glance, he knew that he could not fly anymore.

"The snot comes out! Work is on!" Ashes waved his hand and summoned the scientist who was sleeping in Megatron pajamas and hugged the 1-to-one live-sized Zagu model. Then he punched and kicked, and finally vented his depression.

"Master, why are you hitting me?" He hugged his broken pajamas tightly, curled up his nose into a ball, and asked pitifully. If someone who didn't know the inside story passed by, he thought Ash had done something bad to the sky.

"Did you see that broken ship? Go to Taotao and see if there are any equipment available? Alice went to the Domain World to inform the group of Misaka sisters who only know how to mess with Hime, and let them start with all their strength and design a spaceship for me!" Ashes said with a sad face.

"Hey? I remember that Tongen can go on an interstellar trip?" Alice asked in confusion.

"Don't you know that she has bound her to the sisters of Misaka? She is now the central processor of Misaka Network. If you want to summon her, you and I must work together to display the field together! Do you think your strength is so great that you can support the "100,000 Misaka Sky Thunder Array" and cross the endless sea of ​​stars in one breath and fly directly to Pandora Star?" Ascension asked.

"Uh. The weather is so good today! It's so suitable for bbq. Husband. Is there any Kobe tyrant meat in the field? If it really doesn't work, you can just use Kobe licker instead!" Alice changed the topic.

"Those zombie girls who are responsible for massage the lickers and tyrants think that your salary is too low, so they all went on strike and returned to their hometown to get married. In addition, no one in the world likes to drink beer, and everyone loves to drink the 'Ash Brand' girl juice! So, the brewery has gone bankrupt, and the tyrants and tyrants have not grown up drinking beer. Naturally, they cannot be called Kobe's name." Ash explained.

"What? Those mother zombies dared to go home to get married?! Tell me, when will males appear in the realm world? I'm going to punish these animals that defiled my holy land!" Alice was furious! In her pure lily land, a male creature that she didn't know appeared!

"Aren't I?" Ashes said shyly.

"Shut up! You are not a man! You are a pet! You are a human-shaped shock stick! You are a tentacle monster toy! You are a public facility shared by sisters in the realm world! You are a welfare sent by me!"

"Safe, zombie girls go back to their hometown to get married to other zombie girls. Don't worry." After Alice praised her, Ash comforted her with a smile on her face.

"Then I'm relieved. Build your own spaceship. Sisters, sisters, take you to play the game of blushing and heartbeat!" After the ashes, Alice set up a small tent and waved her hand and smiled maliciously at Cong Niang and Daimao Wang.

...A day later...

"We need to use glue to paste here, and we also need to use a utility knife to trim, pliers, wrench, wires, rubber rings...chewing gum...well, then use a Wang Dahammer to knock it...it's done!"

Putting down the instruction manual in his hand, Ash looked at the "thing?" in front of him. After a whole day of labor, he finally built a spaceship that can travel interstellarly! A small toilet pumping system on it.

"Fuck! Just a toilet pumping system is so complicated. You have to wait until the year of the Monkey and Horse Month to build a spaceship?!" He threw down the wrench in his hand and cursed to the sky.

At this time, the old military doctor and the fly respectively carried a fish tank and a large donut, and ran over happily, then shouted: "Big boss, big boss! We have made it! We have made a toilet and a toilet ring! After the three of us combined, we can form a perfect toilet!"

"I'll go to your sister's perfect toilet! Look at my super electromagnetic cannon!" A steel pound was bounced up, and the ashes activated the ability of the thunder fruit, directly destroying the two most loyal dog legs.

"Oh my God, this life is impossible! I still have to go to Pandora to improve my strength and become the Zhuzi brother who can be the only one as soon as possible. Get rid of the pursuit of my brother by the main god space! Oh my God, please give me a clear way!" Ashes raised his middle finger and then asked a question of heaven.

"Boom!" With a loud bang, a thunder thunder crossed the gloomy sky. With the strong light of that moment, a small black dot broke into the ashes' vision. Immediately afterwards, the black dot became larger and larger. Until a giant spacecraft appeared above the head of the ashes and blocked the thin light, he realized that aliens had arrived!

"Wife, stop playing. If you have guests to visit, get dressed quickly!" Seeing that the alien spacecraft was about to land, Ashes yelled at the tent. "Snot, poisonous snake, elephant, watermelon, come out with the little red flag to greet the guests, don't fall into my face!"

"Welcome, warm welcome!..." Below the shadow cast by the giant warship, there was a bunch of land smaller than dust, standing four rural local beetles with a strong rural atmosphere. They were shaking some ancient thing with a silly smile on their faces, and trying to express their kindness.

I think no matter how terrifying and brutal alien race is, after seeing this harmless picture of humans and animals, they will lower their vigilance and regard the snot as rare brainless stars.

...

"How is the detection situation?" asked a 'Sow Face Editor's Head' sitting in the commander-in-chief' in the cab of the battleship.

"The verification is correct. This is indeed the birthplace of alien shapes! We can obtain a large amount of biochemical black liquid that can create alien shapes from here! Most of them are sold to the nobles who are fighting, and a small amount is left for the tribe's people to cultivate the next generation." The boar face behind the sow face spoke.

"You did a good job, I will say a few words to the queen! Also, do you have time tonight? Come to my room for a trip." Looking at the boar-faced warrior with strong and pungent body odor, the sow face charmingly plucked the nauseous and greasy braids, and then said.

"Yes! I'm very happy to serve the Duchess!" The boar-faced warrior said against his will.

For the sake of his future, he had to sell his flesh and body! Thinking about it, he had to give gifts to him and sent him to this devil's side as a male secret parent, the pig-faced warrior had the urge to cry! These days, the world is so beautiful that people are not as good as the iron-blooded warrior, even if he is a soul-piercing warrior, he will be implicitly ruled! And he was ruthlessly snuck around again and again!

"Very good! You are very smart!" The sow-faced duchess who were more domineering than the male Iron-Devourer, stood up straight with satisfaction. The fat trembling scene made the iron-devourer feel frightened and almost spit out the overnight dinner.

"Report to the Duke. We found several unknown creatures, suspected to be humans in the database, and the systematic assessment of combat effectiveness is zero! Experts predict that they are descendants of pets raised by the Space Jockeys."

A minion Iron Blood Warrior pointed to the big screen, snotting the people who kept waving flags and shouting. The silly expression of the country bumpkin and the pure smile that was even simpler than the old farmer in the mountain area, deeply touched the Iron Blood Star people present. This is really a group of extremely slags who are so sluggish!

"Ignore them and land directly!" the countess said.

"Yes!" The iron-blooded star man in charge of driving responded.

...

"Huh? I suddenly realized that this warship is similar to the Iron Blood Star Man's mothership god!" Looking at the slowly landing spaceship, Ash suddenly thought of the interstellar friend who had given him heads, experiences and equipment several times in times of crisis, and then said with great emotion.

"Master, you read that right. This is indeed the mothership of the Iron Desert!" replied snot.

"Oh? Why did they appear here? Are they here to give gifts again..." Ashes were shocked.

...

"Drip!Drip!Drip!Drip!..." The iron-blooded battleship that was about to land suddenly flashed red lights, and the alarm bell was shaking!

"What happened? What happened?" The Duke, who was frightened by this sudden scene, grabbed the armrest beside the chair and shouted in horror.

"Report to Lord Duke, there is a malfunction inside the spacecraft!" replied the iron-blooded male warrior with soul-wrapping.

"Is it serious? Will it threaten my life?"

"It is not yet confirmed! Experts are under research..."

"Check it out! Find it out for me! You must repair the spaceship!" said the female grandfather anxiously.

Half a minute later, the soldier spoke with a sad look on his face: "I found out that a ball of toilet paper that should have been thrown into the toilet was deliberately thrown into the circuit room, which eventually caused a short circuit."

"How can toilet paper cause a short circuit? Do you bully me with a low IQ?" asked the Duke.

"Since you know it's low, why do you have to say it? Don't you know that the toilet paper is wet? The liquid wrapped in the paper ball leaked out, causing a short circuit!"

"Is it serious? Can I repair it in an emergency?" asked the female grandfather.

Before the warrior could speak, the lights inside the spacecraft suddenly dimmed, and then a feeling of weightlessness attacked everyone. Then... the spacecraft suddenly fell from a height of 34 meters, and all the iron-blooded star people were killed.

...

"I'm going! You're so polite! Since you're so enthusiastic, I'm so disrespectful!" Seeing the long-lost interstellar friend sending out an interstellar mothership in one breath, Ashes accepted it with a very embarrassed smile.

"Snot, go and see where there is a malfunction. Notify me after the repair is done. Elephant, you guys follow the Snot to the spaceship and get through all those who are not dead." Ash said.

"The boss, isn't this good? After all, people have sent such a large ship, so there is no need to understand all those who are not dead, right? Mr. Kong Er said, repay kindness with kindness!" Xigua said.

"You know how to do it! Now we are following the flow and accepting gifts from our interstellar friends directly. What if those guys regret giving us the spaceship after being rescued by us, should we kill them again? Is it a bad robbery? How embarrassed!" Ash scolded.

"Can you?" the elephant said in confusion.
Chapter completed!