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Chapter 512 The king of crime, the emperor of mental illness!(1/2)

On the other side of the city, there are two people talking in a gorgeously decorated office.

"Director, the mayor will come to inspect tomorrow morning. Our number is not enough and we cannot meet the minimum standard at all. What should we do?" The middle-aged uncle asked the big fat man in the seat.

"Go, spend money to hire a few actors and get enough of them." The fat man lit a cigar and said while smoking, without any concern.

"Uh, the public funds were spent last week." The bald male secretary replied awkwardly.

"What? I've spent it? I'll invite Mr. Oba Donkey to have a drink this weekend. How dare you guys spend my money? Who gave you the courage to do this?!" The fat man slapped the table with his palm and let out a roar like a lion.

"Did you forget? Last weekend, you took the last 100,000 yuan and paid your seven-nine breasts to pay your salary." The man looked at the dean in a secret search, and then whispered.

"Is that true? Is this a mistake? I'm really wrong with you! Since you can't hire an actor, then use the B plan. Remember, be cleaner and don't leave clues. Someone didn't wipe the fingerprints in your previous action, but I betrayed my four-mistress to get the deputy director of the police station." The dean complained.

"Yes! Ensure the task is completed!" The male secretary saluted, picked up the documents and walked out the door.

...

At ten o'clock in the night, Alice sat next to the road with her baby bottle in a deserted street in Gotham City, waiting for the arrival of the villain **oss.

"Can this succeed? Just sit there and wait for the hidden waves to appear?" Alice asked half-believably.

"This is just a way out. It's good if you happen to encounter a hidden ss. If you can't, don't be disappointed. Because I have posted the news of recruiting ss. In this world, even League of Legends has appeared. Batman's background is simply unrestrained. In order to balance with him, there must be a secluded villain in Gotham City! I think someone will contact us soon!" Ashes said confidently, holding the bottle.

As for the two newcomers, the little girl didn't say anything, just sat on the side of the road and dozed off, while the girl-nin sat silently on the side, silently shed tears of regret. These two mentally ill people did not go to the hotel in the middle of the night, but ran to the road to wait for the villain **oss to pass by. There is a police station opposite you. Will there be such a stupid ss? I regret following you so much, I regret it!

When the few people held on until twelve o'clock, the ashes fell on Alice's body yawning.

"It's so sleepy, I can't stand it anymore. Please help me with it for a while." The confused ashes said to Alice who was sleeping soundly with her nose soaked.

At this time, a large truck with the Arkham Mental Hospital printed on it came from not far away.

"Hey. Hey, hey. I found four homeless men! I was lucky tonight, and these places were full! Slow down the car and I will deal with them!" The big man in the passenger seat said happily.

"Okay, move quickly!" The driver slowed down his speed after hearing this.

"Hey, my friend, do you need help?" The big man poked his head out of the car window and asked concernedly to the people on the roadside.

"..." It was silent.

"Hey, friend?" The big man gestured to the driver, stopped the car, then came to the side of several people, lowered his voice and asked again.

"Hmm?" The girl nin, who had been tortured for a day, held back her fatigue and opened her eyes, "Thank you for your concern, we, we are very good..."

"It's good that you're fine!"

The man breathed a sigh of relief, then raised his left hand with a flash of lightning and pressed the switch of the discharger. An electric claw connected to the wire ejected onto the Nuren's chest, and then bit it. The Nuren's body trembled, and she rolled her eyes with satisfaction.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh..." The sissy who was awakened from the side screamed after seeing this scene.

"Quick! The police station opposite, don't be too slow!" the driver urged.

"Damn it!" The big man turned his head angrily and glared at the sissy. His vicious eyes scared Dien Nian fainted, "Uh..., this guy is too brave, right?"

It took only one minute for the man to successfully drag the female ninja who was shocked by the corona, the sissy who was scared, and two other dead pigs into the car in the mental hospital.

...Early in the morning, Arkham Mental Hospital, ordinary four-person suite...

"Um... I feel so comfortable sleeping!" Ashes stretched and said as he yawned.

"Well? Where is this?" Alice, who was awakened by the ashes, turned her head curiously and asked in confusion.

"Ah!" The sissy screamed suddenly, "I remember, we were kidnapped by the bad guy!"

"Kidnapping? No! This is..., prison?" Looking at the iron railings that imprisoned himself, Ash said in confusion, "Aren't we spending the night on the road? Why are we going to prison? Could it be that my brother is so handsome that the law does not allow it?" At this point, Ash couldn't wait to take out a mirror and then appreciate it narcissistically.

At this time, the footsteps of "stepped on the pedal..." came from a distance, followed by the sound of beating the prisoner, followed by the sound of begging for mercy, and then the sound of stepping on the pedal... It was circulating infinitely. Soon, the footsteps came to the side of the ashes.

"Friend, are you sleeping well?" The fat dean came to the ward of Ashes, surrounded by a group of strong muscles.

"No breakfast milk, bad review!" Ashes responded without raising his head.

"Haha, do you know where this is?" Seeing the ashes look indifferent, the dean was having fun.

"Prison? Detention center? By the way, do you have any bad guys here? The kind that is very bad?" Ash's eyes suddenly lit up and he asked.

"Uh...? Don't you want to know why you were caught? Don't you want to know where this is? Don't you feel afraid?" The dean suddenly felt very frustrated. Could this guy be a real mental illness?

"Is it necessary? If I hadn't been you, I was sleeping on the road on the cold street last night. How could I have lie on this comfortable bed? But it would be even better if I had breakfast milk."

"Ahem! You guys have noticed it! Here is the Arkham Mental Hospital with only in and not out, with a mortality rate of 100%. From now on, you are my new patients. This is your information. Take it to get familiar with it. The leader will come to inspect later. You guys are doing something abnormal. Otherwise, hum..." The dean threw a few pieces of paper into the cage and then threatened.

"Go to your mental illness, I won't tell you the secret of mental illness! Breakfast milk, give me breakfast milk! If you don't give me breakfast milk, I will vomit your face with thick sulfuric acid!" Ashes shook off the piece of paper and threw themselves into the cage and roared.

"Very good! You performed very well!" the dean praised with satisfaction.

"Soy milk! Where is soy milk? Quickly, give me soy milk! Ahhh, I can't stand it anymore, I'm going crazy! I want to drink soy milk! One sip, one sip is enough, hurry, give me a sip of soy milk! If you don't drink soy milk, I will spit your face with breakfast milk!" Alice trembled like an addict, then rushed to the cage and roared.

"No! Let go of this fat man, you have the will to come to me! Spit me out! Give me all the breakfast milk!" Ashes pulled Alice and shouted loudly.

"Very great! You are the best patients I have ever met! It's much better than those silent and uncooperative silly melons before. Keep it going and breakfast will be delivered in a while!" The dean nodded kindly, then walked towards the next suite, and then another inhumane beating, successfully transforming the four homeless men into mental illness.

...At 10 o'clock in the morning, the mayor came to inspect...

At the Mental Patient Activity Center, a group of mentally ill patients chanted lines in front of the mayor to deal with this inspection. Ashes and Alice were successfully transferred to the VIP private room and intensive care unit with their superb acting skills and the proud performance of killing three patients with a spoon.

Here, he finally saw the ultimate goal of this trip, Batman's nemesis, the mentally ill emperor, and the clown.

"Hi, hello!" Looking at the clown who was smirking across the table, Ash greeted her friendly.

"Hi, hello!" the clown replied politely.

"Are you a clown?" Ashes asked curiously.

"I'm a clown." The clown nodded.

"Are you bored here alone?" Ashes asked after thinking for a moment.

"Hmm? It wasn't boring at first, but after you said that, I suddenly felt bored. What should I do?"

"Let's join forces and become Batman!" Ashes suggested.

"Okay!" The clown clapped his hands and agreed happily.

In this way, the Ashes successfully hooked up with the Joker and began a plan to hunt Batman.

...

At the same time, the genuine Batman Bruce Wayne was staring at the invitation in his hand with a gloomy face: The latest product auction of Hexagram Company.

"Afu, wait, I will send them to hell with my own hands!"

Batman, whose dad was blown off by Smidas, completely turned black. At this time, his heart was filled with hatred. With the burning of the flames of revenge, his behavior became extremely extreme, and many prohibited dangerous weapons were taken out and installed on the bat suit. Tonight, he would start a killing to destroy the frozen man and his men.

"Computer, debug the bat suit, and adjust the nerve stimulation to the limit of the human body's tolerance! Also, poison the bat face, and prepare four bottles of poison gas bombs for me..." Batman, who lost his bottom line, began to prepare for the destruction of the world.

...Frozen people's nest, in a luxurious refrigerated meat ice storage...

"Are you ready? Tonight, no matter what, I must get that bottle of gene enhancer! Do you understand?" The frozen man wearing only a pair of shorts sat on the throne made of ice, looking at the group of monsters in front of him, who was so evil that he was not like a human, and then spoke, "As long as I cleaned up the incomplete genes in my body, I can freely control my body temperature and no longer be restricted by this small cold storage!"

"Don't worry, we're ready!" said a confident Simida, who had made her plastic surgery difficult for men and women to distinguish.

"Okay, I'll leave all my subordinates to you. You must stop Bain and the Penguin. As for the Dark Knight in Gotham City, if he dares to stop me, he will use Batman's true identity to threaten him! Remember, the goal tonight is not to defeat Batman, nor to defeat Bain, but to that bottle of potion!" Frozen Man said excitedly.

"We understand."

…Bain’s old nest, in the sewer of Gotham City…

"Tonight, the good show will be staged. Don't act on your own, just do what I ask." Bain, who was sitting in his seat, whispered.

"Don't worry. We are definitely the best!" Asan said confidently.

"A bunch of waste. You also have the face to claim that you are the best? I asked you to show your abilities, so you snatched a car of curry back? If it weren't for the lack of manpower, I would have chosen you?" Bain said helplessly.

"Your Excellency, curry gives us strength, just like your strengthening potion! You must learn to believe in the power of curry. We Indians will always be the best mercenaries!" Chief A San said.

"Have you contacted Osborne?" Bain asked.

"Of course, the medicine you ordered has been delivered." Asan presented a wrapped box.

"Take it and divide it." Bain took out several bottles of injections filled with green liquid from the box and handed them to the hands of the leader A San.

"Thank you very much for your gift!" Seeing this potion, A San's eyes lit up. It was worthy of being a difficult team battle, and he actually obtained this level of potion so easily.

"Tonight, I'm going to fuck Batman! The target of the frozen man is genetic potion, and Batman is the group of Koreans. There will inevitably be a conflict between them. As for the Penguin, no matter what his purpose is, it will not affect my plan. Just hide it and wait for my signal."

"Praise yours. You are the burning curry in our hearts, guiding us in the direction of our progress!" A San praised.

…Penguin’s nest…

"Captain! We succeeded!" The newcomer Xie Lumao rushed to the captain excitedly and spoke.

"Oh? So fast? How did you accept the transformation?" Tie Nan asked in confusion. He gained superpowers in just half an hour. All this came too easily.

"It was to inject a bottle of red potion, and then a hot feeling emerged from the body. When the body temperature cooled down, the superpower would appear." The high school monk said truthfully.

"What kind of medicine has side effects?" Tie Nan asked worriedly.

"I don't know the English in the potion, but the red hexagram sign is very obvious. As for the side effects, there must be, but so what? After returning to the main god space, can't the whole body be repaired?" Xie Lumao replied indifferently.

"Are you very happy? What kind of abilities have you gained?"

"Strength! I can strengthen various items, such as making the bullets fired out far exceed the power of gunpowder! Or make the knife sharper and make the darts faster! Although my ability level is too low now, it is full of development potential and has a wide range of uses! In addition, my physical fitness has also been improved several times, captain, look!" The high school monk confidently made a straight punch, causing a sound of breaking through the air.

"Not bad! What about the others? What abilities do they have?" the captain continued to ask.
To be continued...
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