Chapter 394 Xiaobai's First Love
Seeing the photo in Nilu's hand, Xiaobai trembled again.
"Alice Lord Yin, I'm in love. She is the only love in my life. To be with her, I'm willing to give all the festival." Xiaobai, who was overflowing with the festival, pointed to the photo in Nilu's hand and said obsessively.
"This little rabbit looks so small. Isn't it a bit cruel for you to do this? Also, how old is she?" Xiaobai's other master Yin asked.
"Nilu Master Yin, this cat has been three months old and can give birth." Xiaobai said urgently...
"Beast! You don't let go of the young girl? Is there any difference between you and Ashes? Having a pet like you is really the biggest shame in my life!" Alice covered her face and said ashamed.
"As the young girl who is a master of Ashes every night, why don't you feel ashamed of being happy with it?" Xiaobai whispered in a low voice.
"By the way, Xiaobai, I'll ask you, do you know what their name is?" Nilu bounced the photo in her hand.
"I don't know, is that very important? All I want is her body, not her name or something." Xiaobai said with a pious look on his face.
"Well, although your behavior is shameless and unbearable, this decisive attitude is very good and very consistent with the style of our family. If this is the case, we will join you tomorrow to grab her back!" Alice couldn't help but argued that the decision...
"Snatch the bride! It's just for a rabbit to steal the bride. My reputation for life!"
Looking at the two loli, you decided everything with one word and one word. The ashes that were ignored on the motorcycle were rubbed in pain.
...The crystal wall system is divided...
At midnight, a huge steel warship sailed slowly from the crystal wall of the outer layer of the Pirate throne toward the outside.
This is a Decepticon exploration flagship produced by Cybertron. Of course, for rural cadres like Ashes who have only rode the Nautilus produced in the 19th century, the extraordinary shape of this spacecraft is absolutely unparalleled.
If Ashes had the honor of seeing the true face of this giant, he would definitely shout excitedly: "This is such a sci-fi of a special meow! I've lived so big, it's the first time I've seen a spaceship bigger than a Neptune! It's so big. It's so big!"
In the cab of the spacecraft, a girl hidden in the shadow of the huge steel seat asked lazily: "Have you found the mouse eye? You are not lying to me, are you?"
"Report to the Queen, the information of the villain is absolutely true and there is absolutely no falsehood. You also know that our golden partner's reputation in the temple is very high-end. Just put ten thousand hearts on your mind. With this map in your hand, you can find the treasure in less than three days!" A short figure who exuded a wave of despicable aura all the time. He promised with confidence.
"He is right. The Queen, you can find the place where the treasure is located in less than three days!" Another dwarf who was shorter than the short figure and had a more vulgar aura also rushed out and lay on the ground to assure him.
"Really? That's what you said three months ago, but now? Still haven't found it! I'll give you another chance. In a month, if you haven't found the whereabouts of the treasure within a month, then I'll eat you two!"
As soon as the girl in the steel seat finished speaking, a 'gurgling' sound like a huge thunder came out of her stomach. The mysterious image she had worked hard to create was instantly destroyed. Not only that, the golden-haired electric mouse in her arms also covered her stomach with her hands, and the "pika" echoed.
"Don't call again, otherwise I'll kill you to eat! Ahhhhhhh! I haven't eaten rice for half a month, so hungry!" The empty cab was echoing a girl's hungry cry.
...
"Finished! Just over there, Xiao Jinjin, pay attention, at nine o'clock, below the trash can, do you see it? In that yin shadow, a plastic bag that kept squirming?" Alice's voice came from Ashes' headphones.
"See it."
"Then let's act! Xiaobai's wife is in the garbage bag, turning over fish bones and having lunch."
"learn!"
At that time, a black shadow flashed across the road, and headed straight for the uninhabited bin with the momentum of a train derailment. Watched by a crowd of people who didn't know the truth, the cover-faced man savagely grabbed a garbage bag abandoned by the trash can and hugged it tightly in his arms, as if he had picked up a treasure. He quickly left the crime scene with a flash of lightning and scattered leftovers and fish bones behind him.
"Hey, it's really not easy for young people nowadays. They are so depressed that they are looking for food in the trash can." An old lady walking her dog shook her head and sighed.
"That's right, it's very stressful to find employment! Do you know our nephew? The college graduates in their class have already formed a group begging in the Seven Water Capital because they can't find a job."
"It's so miserable..."
...
"I've got it, take it." The promising young man who was misunderstood by the aunt took out a scared blue-skinned rabbit from the garbage bag and handed it to Alice's hand.
"Xiaobai, is it her?" Alice asked the shy rabbit hiding in the corner.
Upon hearing this, the rabbit nodded desperately.
"Okay, propose." Nilu, who kicked the rabbit out of the corner of the wall, spoke urged.
"This, this..." The little white rabbit who had tied a tie and applied lipstick, rubbed his fingers and walked around uneasyly, unable to fart for a long time.
"Quick! I'm going to see the boat today, I don't have time to spend it with you. If you don't take action, then we will help you fight." He took out a bottle of ashes of "I love a piece of firewood" from his pocket and threatened impatiently.
"That, that, I'm afraid she won't understand human words." The rabbit, who always speaks human words, said worriedly.
"Damn, aren't you a dog? I'm afraid she won't understand human words. Then let me tell her."
"Yes, but she is a cat, and she doesn't know how to meow." The little white rabbit pointed at the little blue rabbit and said.
"I, Sun, your whole family! Nilu, give her water." Ashes pulled out a bottle of spring water from his pocket again and handed it to Nilu.
The bully Nilu smiled evilly and grabbed the trembling blue-haired rabbit on the ground, forcibly opened her mouth, and inserted the bottle mouth half the size of a little rabbit into her mouth.
After killing another bottle of sloppy spring water that was almost the same size as myself, the blue rabbit, who had turned into a spherical shape, said in horror: "What are you doing?... hiccups! Huh? I can speak? hiccups!"
"Marry, marry me!" Xiaobai took out a diamond ring tremblingly and half-kneeled on the ground and begged.
"I'm sorry, I'm a male." Blue Rabbit responded in horror.
"Nani? My first love!" At this moment, Xiaobai became petrified, "No, it doesn't matter! I have seen this situation a lot, and gay men can also have love!"
Xiaobai, who was dying of the thief, launched a courtship offensive again.
"Yes, I'm sorry. I have a boyfriend." Little Blue Rabbit said in a weak voice.
No wonder Xiaobai lost his eyes. It’s not that he has a bad attitude, it’s just that he is too sissy and a fighting cock that is weak. Ashes, stimulated by the squeamish behavior of Blue Rabbit, thought to himself.
"No, it doesn't matter. I don't mind having another boyfriend. As long as I can be with you, I'm willing to go with three people." Xiaobai, who was already broken in his heart, endured the pain in his heart and spoke again. Hope a miracle happened.
"Yes, I'm sorry, I already have thirteen boyfriends. I'm very satisfied. Besides, you are not the type I like. Although he is a cat, he likes a dog! Rabbits and so on, he hates it the most." The blue weakened person was hit by the ruthless blow of the rabbit.
"What, what? Thirteen! No, this is not true! By the way, I am not a rabbit, I am a dog! Listen, wool wool wool! wool wool!" A little white whose heart was completely broken cāo was unskilled in foreign languages and tried to save something. It was really infatuated.
"No, it's impossible between us. Even if you are really a dog, it's not the type I like. The thirteen boyfriends, each of them are strong and powerful large dogs, you are too thin." The weak feeling of contempt in your eyes became more and more obvious.
"You, you, you, you, so cruel...Puff!" A mouthful of blood was spurted out, and Xiaobai fell down unwillingly.
"Okay, it's okay, you can go home." Picking up the little white rabbit with a corpse on the ground, dusting its ashes, then raised his head and said to the uneasy blue rabbit on the ground.
"Are you saying true?" the blue rabbit asked uneasily.
"I'm cheating you of money? Our family has too many mouths, and even an ant can't afford to raise it. You did a good job just now, now, get out." Ashes glanced at the blue rabbit with disdain. Oh my god, I don't have a genius at home!
"Then, that, I just said that, it was not intentional. When he woke up, please tell him that he was a good person."
After the blue little male rabbit finished speaking, he ran away. The coma Xiaobai subconsciously sipped another mouthful of blood after hearing this sentence.
"Okay, this guy's matter is done. You can go to the dock to see our new ship." Ash said to the two lolis by tucking the little white rabbit into his pocket.
"What's going on with your trouser pocket?" Alice, who found that the ashes' trouser pockets became more and more magical, asked curiously.
"Do you still remember Doraemon in the world?" Ashes smiled mysteriously.
"Hmm? That corpse that was not damaged by a nuclear bomb?" Nilu remembered the tempting ingredients that Ash did not allow her to eat.
"Yes, I tore off the pocket on its belly and stuck it on the pants with tape. From now on, no matter which pair of pants I wear, I can tear off the pocket and stick it on it with new tape." Ashes patted his pockets and showed off.
"Is this true leather? Can I touch it?" Alice looked at Ashes' pants enviously and begged.
"100% pure natural original Doraemon leather pocket!"
"So cool! I want it too!" Nilu roared.
"Girls, please feel free to touch!" (To be continued.)
Chapter completed!